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JrnymnNate
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its because he loves to hate me.

i am the sower of dischord.

12-09-03 9:00am (new)
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MikeyG
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You're the sower of nonsense.

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12-09-03 9:37am (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
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I already asked you what you wanted me to prove, MikeyG. If you're talking about some of my opinions, you can't prove those. Why don't you take the airplane glue bottle out of your nose for a few hours and let some fresh air in. I feel stupider just reading your posts.

One day Nate, you will be able to make it look like you read big-boy books and talk about them, I understand that this time you were too eager for your britches.

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12-09-03 10:12am (new)
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MikeyG
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Hey, MaaK, why don't you get Satan's cock out of your toothless hick mouth for a few seconds, remove Rush Limbaugh's OxyContin-addled sewing-needle-sized pecker from your little asshole, stop the constant stream of piss from the Bush Administration that is spraying your acne-scarred little face, and listen for the last time. You believe there was a good reason for the war. There is obviously some data that you used to come to this opinion. Provide one example. It cannot get any simpler than that. Stalling gets you no credibility.

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12-09-03 10:59am (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
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I addressed that issue over and over, go back and read what I wrote, and if you feel part of it need clarificaiton or corroborating information let me know which parts.

I think most of it is such common knowledge that you would have to be completely obtuse (i.e. you, boorite) to ask for more evidence though.

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12-09-03 11:04am (new)
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boorite
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Makk, you know I'm not MikeyG and are flat-out lying. You've done this repeatedly. So I take back what I said earlier about your sincerity. You are simply a liar.

Now to recap the reasons for war argument, since you keep saying you've addressed it. I would like to explore how you addressed it. Correct me if I'm wrong, but your "reason" was "Saddam was a threat."

I said he wasn't, so we quibbled for a while about how much of a threat he was. Much of the factual basis (such as it was) of your argument was false, and much of the rest showed a profound ignorance of the democratic institutions you "paradoxically" want to impose on the world. If you enjoy the pain of seeing your own bullshit statements rebutted in writing again and again, I'll be happy to oblige, but I think readers here can just as well hit the back button.

One of the few true things you said, which is this common knowledge you keep referring to, is that Iraq invaded Kuwait over a decade ago. Your notion that this constitutes a threat to his neighbors now, such that invasion was necessary, was quickly demolished, and you abandoned it. Just let me know if you'd like to raise it again.

Anyway, all that stuff about "threat" became pretty much beside the point when you departed from any sane legal definition of "threat" and presented an astonishing new concept of "evidence." You said:

So I said: "So we are permitted to invade any country that is hypothetically capable of carrying out a terrorist attack, as long as we imagine that they are willing to do so." And I think you pretty much said yes, that's about right. Let me know if you actually meant to disagree with that statement, and if so, how.

Anyway, this struck me as such a plain abuse of words like "reason" and "evidence" that I thought to myself, well this guy pretty much just declared himself a lunatic in public, and I dropped it.

Well it came up again in the other thread, where I pointed out the Orwellian contradiction in your concept of ignoring our own laws in order to govern ourselves, or subverting our democratic forms to service our democracy. You call it a paradox. I call it doublethink. That you continue so proudly to call it reason is the mark of a real nutjob. I mean, just about anyone can see that it's crazy.

You also refuse to answer questions such as, how is the UN Charter "undermining our own ability to govern ourselves?" You said something about "security" (although it is clear that this war has increased the likelihood of terrorist attacks) against "threats" (which by your definition may be real or imagined). So what I want to know is, how is decreasing our security by responding to a threat that may be imaginary-- how can this possibly justify throwing out the supreme law of the land? Nutty.

And you said Bush was not authoritarian but refused to answer: "Then what do you call it when the officials of a country are not accountable to democratic forms and laws? Democracy?" What do you call it, Makk? I can't wait to hear another twisted abortion of "reason" spew forth.

And stop calling me MikeyG because you know it's a lie.

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12-09-03 12:27pm (new)
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MikeyG
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See, my little friend, you can't base opinion on common knowledge for two reasons:

A) What knowledge is considered common is subjective.
B) Common knowledge isn't the issue. It is the UNCOMMON knowledge that you need to address.

That's the argument's crux, MaaK. Instead of trying to hide your lack of sources with bluster, why don't you just provide ONE and shut me up?

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12-09-03 12:33pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
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I put you in a list with MikeyG. "you (MikeyG), boorite" That indicates you are two seperate items. Is that enough or do I need to cite some sources that define the nature of a list? Here's another example of a list: apples; oranges; bananas. Note this does not say apples = oranges = bananas. A common rookie mistake! Moving on..

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Now to recap the reasons for war argument, since you keep saying you've addressed it. I would like to explore how you addressed it. Correct me if I'm wrong, but your "reason" was "Saddam was a threat."

I said Saddam was a potential threat. If he were a provable threat there would be no ambiguity about the cause to go to war.

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I said he wasn't, so we quibbled for a while about how much of a threat he was. Much of the factual basis (such as it was) of your argument was false, and much of the rest showed a profound ignorance of the democratic institutions you "paradoxically" want to impose on the world. If you enjoy the pain of seeing your own bullshit statements rebutted in writing again and again, I'll be happy to oblige, but I think readers here can just as well hit the back button.

You you say my statements are false and I am ignorant. Weren't you the one clamouring for hard facts? This sounds like baseless opinion to me.

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One of the few true things you said, which is this common knowledge you keep referring to, is that Iraq invaded Kuwait over a decade ago. Your notion that this constitutes a threat to his neighbors now, such that invasion was necessary, was quickly demolished, and you abandoned it. Just let me know if you'd like to raise it again.

So I don't misunderstand you, are you arguing that Saddam added to the stability of the Middle East? Because I believe he most certainly did not.

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Anyway, all that stuff about "threat" became pretty much beside the point when you departed from any sane legal definition of "threat" and presented an astonishing new concept of "evidence." You said:

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And my point is that Iraq was capable, and a probable user of an anoymous or proxy terrorist attack against us. Again, you are judging Iraq by old standards.... you can't prove someone is about to covertly attack you.
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So I said: "So we are permitted to invade any country that is hypothetically capable of carrying out a terrorist attack, as long as we imagine that they are willing to do so." And I think you pretty much said yes, that's about right. Let me know if you actually meant to disagree with that statement, and if so, how.


And you think I said yes, that's about right? I don't think I said that. Why is it you can quote me exactly on one thing, but then you have to imagine a response that fits into your argument elsewhere?

Note the term "probable" in my quote. I don't say "if we imagine they will launch an attack against us," I said if it is probable they might do so. The Saddam regime has hostile to us and launched a military invasion of a neighboring country. I think that makes them a probable threat.

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Anyway, this struck me as such a plain abuse of words like "reason" and "evidence" that I thought to myself, well this guy pretty much just declared himself a lunatic in public, and I dropped it.

This is still more editorializing. What are you writing an autobiography or something?

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Well it came up again in the other thread, where I pointed out the Orwellian contradiction in your concept of ignoring our own laws in order to govern ourselves, or subverting our democratic forms to service our democracy. You call it a paradox. I call it doublethink. That you continue so proudly to call it reason is the mark of a real nutjob. I mean, just about anyone can see that it's crazy.

I never suggested we subvert our own democracy. I said we don't have to behave like the international community is a democracy when all of the elements making it up are not democratic bodies. Maybe you just keep subconsciously blocking this out because you can't argue against it.

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You also refuse to answer questions such as, how is the UN Charter "undermining our own ability to govern ourselves?" You said something about "security" (although it is clear that this war has increased the likelihood of terrorist attacks) against "threats" (which by your definition may be real or imagined). So what I want to know is, how is decreasing our security by responding to a threat that may be imaginary-- how can this possibly justify throwing out the supreme law of the land? Nutty.

I put this in the context of the international community trying to stop us from invading Iraq through the U.N.

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And you said Bush was not authoritarian but refused to answer: "Then what do you call it when the officials of a country are not accountable to democratic forms and laws? Democracy?" What do you call it, Makk? I can't wait to hear another twisted abortion of "reason" spew forth.

I guess you are implying the officials of our country are not accountable to our laws? I think they are. Tell me what United States laws they are now not accountable for in respect to the war and then I can craft a better response.

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And stop calling me MikeyG because you know it's a lie.

Here, along with several other places in your post, I don't know what you are talking about.

Me thinks you protest too much.

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12-09-03 1:05pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
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12-09-03 2:11pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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Good to see you have returned to inanity now that your intellectual feint has failed.

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12-09-03 3:48pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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What ever I can do to aid your inneffectual attacks on me.

12-09-03 5:03pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I saw this fight in a dream last night.

Mak_B goes, "oh yeaH? Oh Yeah?" And Nate sticks his tongue out. Then boo knocked their head together and I heard this hollow mellon thump. After that there was a lot of mumbled cursing and whimpering.

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12-09-03 10:13pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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Does it go without saying you were masturbating with something in your anus the entire time...?

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12-09-03 10:34pm (new)
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Spankling
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oh yeaH? Oh Yeah?

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12-09-03 10:47pm (new)
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MikeyG
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MaKK, I love how you switch your focus to boorite now that I've backed you into a corner. According to your logic, every country with a military is a potential threat to us. Are you advocating we conquer the world? Once again, reference some kind of article or news source or anything credible, or recuse yourself from this discussion.

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12-10-03 7:46am (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
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You're doing a good imitation of boorite, but it's really not funny anymore.

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12-10-03 8:25am (new)
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MikeyG
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Hey, that's an awesome source! I'll be sure to check it out!

You aren't even interested in validating yourself, apparently. If I was pro-war I'd be embarrassed to call you a supporter.

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12-10-03 8:47am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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OK, Makk, in the immediately preceding message, you were replying to MikeyG. In the middle of a sentence addressed to him, you said, "i.e. you boorite." Do you know what "i.e." means? Also, you've said it and implied it in a number of other places. You know what you're doing.

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And you think I said yes, that's about right? I don't think I said that. Why is it you can quote me exactly on one thing, but then you have to imagine a response that fits into your argument elsewhere?

Actually, you replied that the US and UK are open democracies, and that I was stunningly ignorant. So I took you to mean that the US and UK can invade other countries at will, perhaps if the target country isn't an "open democracy," which is pretty much saying, yeah we can invade whomever we want. Which actually is the Bush doctrine of "preventive war." But since it's hard to tell what the hell you're saying sometimes, and you tend not to answer questions, I had to infer it. Let me know if I've got you wrong.

So the "evidence" that Iraq posed a "probable threat" of terror attack against the US was that they invaded Kuwait 12 years ago, and that they could conceivably build a weapon to attack us and carry it over here and use it. Based on this case, we are permitted to invade? If so, then you are saying we can invade pretty much anyone we feel like invading, because those are flimsy pretexts.

I mean look at it: "Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990; therefore Iraq is likely to launch a terror attack on the US in 2002; therefore we are permitted to attack them in self-defense." None of it follows. It's just nuts.

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I never suggested we subvert our own democracy.

You suggested that the Bush administration should act in defiance of the UN, ICJ, and other institutions of international law. I have explained to you that documents like the UN Charter are treaties to which we are signatory; our Senate ratified them. They therefore have the force of law, here in our democracy, under our Constitution; and when our leaders break them, they act in defiance of our democratic institutions. That is subverting democracy. Bush is subverting democracy.

You've replied to this argument, somewhat incoherently: "If we agree to something that eventually overrides the Constitution, under the Constitution it is not longer valid." But you have not said what in the UN Charter "overrides the Constitution" (whatever that means). That's because nothing in the UN Charter "overrides" anything-- except the Bush doctrine of violence at will. (Which is not in the Constitution.)

I haven't responded to it because it's incoherent. Instead I've focused on statements that have some content, like your dismissal of international law.

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You also refuse to answer questions such as, how is the UN Charter "undermining our own ability to govern ourselves?"...

I put this in the context of the international community trying to stop us from invading Iraq through the U.N.


So "governing ourselves" means "attacking other countries without provocation?" The UN Charter certainly does prohibit that. But I think it is possible to govern ourselves without violating treaties we have ratified. In fact, whaddya know, ratifying treaties and abiding by them is governing ourselves! And having the President break them at will is the opposite of governing ourselves. It's authoritarianism. Which is (let me draw you a picture) the opposite of democracy.

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I guess you are implying the officials of our country are not accountable to our laws? I think they are. Tell me what United States laws they are now not accountable for in respect to the war and then I can craft a better response.

I've told you, chapter and verse. And you have openly dismissed those laws. The UN Charter, for one example. Now you say our leaders are accountable to the law. Make up your mind!

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And stop calling me MikeyG because you know it's a lie.

Here, along with several other places in your post, I don't know what you are talking about.

Me thinks you protest too much.


Yes you do know, and you just implied it again. You are a dishonest person.

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12-10-03 9:37am (new)
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MikeyG
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Jesus, boorite, is the possibility of being me that unattractive? I don't think he's dishonest in calling you me and vice versa, I just think he does it to piss you off. He is merely dishonest when it comes to what he thinks. He is especially dishonest to himself.

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12-10-03 9:55am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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It would reflect badly on me if I logged in under a different name, praised myself, and hurled obscenities at my opponent, yes.

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12-10-03 10:28am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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....not meaning you praised yourself, but that you praised me or at least agreed with me. Using multiple nicks to agree with yourself is bad indeed.

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12-10-03 10:29am (new)
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MikeyG
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I know, I was joking. What's wrong with obscenities? I love them. They are my comforting teddy bears in times of stress. They can also be pretty funny sometimes.

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12-10-03 10:50am (new)
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boorite
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andydougan:

I guess your utilitarian corner of the thread has died, but it's really the more interesting argument, so let's see if we can get it going again.

If I understand you correctly, you're saying something along these lines: Removing Saddam Hussein is good; the war removed Saddam Hussein; therefore the war is good. The argument is valid regardless of things like motives, or actions elsewhere, or actions in the past-- none of those enter into it. He's out, and that's a plus! So the war must be a plus.

This argument reminds me of the accountant who could add but not subtract. The test of an action is not whether it confers some benefit; the test is whether or not the benefits outweigh the harm. Certainly Saddam Hussein's regime is harmful. But I think you'd agree that war is also harmful. When faced with choosing among a number of evils, a reasonable person tries to choose the least of them.

Was this war the least of all available evils? I don't think so, by a longshot.

Also, you give us something of a false dichotomy: Invade the country and overthrow the government, or let the despot have free reign. There are other options we might explore.

Also, the argument assumes that we will replace Saddam with something better. Before we invest any confidence in that assumption, we should examine the US's track record in this regard.

We should, most of all, be talking about the costs of this war, especially the human costs. We should be talking about the likelihood that our overturning of the world order will invite violent resistance, and will invite other lawless countries to go on their own adventures, using justifications like ours.

We can examine all that in detail, if you like. In short, I think what we have done with the world order is, we noticed that it had a toothache and so chopped off its head. Hooray, the bad tooth is gone.

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12-10-03 11:04am (new)
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MikeyG
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Agreed.

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12-10-03 11:14am (new)
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boorite
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I put you in a list with MikeyG. "you (MikeyG), boorite" That indicates you are two seperate items. Is that enough or do I need to cite some sources that define the nature of a list? Here's another example of a list: apples; oranges; bananas. Note this does not say apples = oranges = bananas. A common rookie mistake!

Wait, I see now. OK, that wasn't a flat-out lie. I was mistaken. It just fits in with your weaselly insinuations that I'm him. Please accept my apology.

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12-10-03 12:33pm (new)
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