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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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That depends. Were your friends with you to buy the tickets? Were they next in line and the tickets literally sold out right after you? If not, the tickets are fair game. There are some who'd say they are fair game even if that's what happened, but I think that would be pretty mean.

If they choose to be dicks about it and want you not to go because they weren't savvy enough to get their tickets faster, fuck 'em.

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2-04-02 6:24am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Go and steal souvenirs for your pals.

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2-04-02 8:45am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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It depends how much you really like "The Hives", I went to see Radiohead with Tinman, but if he somehow wasn't able to get a ticket, I would have went alone. However last week I went to see Lost Prophets at the QMU, if my mates hadn't got a ticket, I wouldn't have bothered going alone, since it would have probably been quite boring (plus Andrew W.K. was headlining).

Although, if you don't want to go, but live near the venue, it'd be a good idea to sell the ticket outside for three times what you paid for it, there's always some idiot with more money than sense.

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2-04-02 10:27am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Why don't you just all go and bring along a package of Mentos? That's sure to do the trick. You can go to the rear stage entrace, turn your hats backwards, then pretend you're roadies and carry in an amp or something. Then enjoy the show from the front row while the bouncer that you duped shakes his fist at you in anger.

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2-04-02 12:49pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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A few minute flaws in this plan, if you will permit me:

1): Roadies don't eat Mentos. They eat Altoids.
2): You don't just 'carry an amp in' or something because once it's on the dock, the IATSE will happily piss and moan at you for a week if you touch your own gear.
3): The security guy would more than likely have one of the IATSE guys get a roadie to loan him his 4-D cell MagLite and beat the shit out of you with it in the front row while the other punters laughed at you because you got busted weaseling in on a show that they just paid $34.50 to see.

Peace.

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2-04-02 2:14pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
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A few minute flaws in this plan, if you will permit me:

1): Roadies don't eat Mentos. They eat Altoids.


I thought they eat those caffeinated Penguin mints.

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2-04-02 2:26pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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A few minute flaws in this plan, if you will permit me:

1): Roadies don't eat Mentos. They eat Altoids.


I thought they eat those caffeinated Penguin mints.


I love those. My friends and I eat like 12 at a time if we get 'em.

2-04-02 2:31pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I thought they eat those caffeinated Penguin mints.


I love those. My friends and I eat like 12 at a time if we get 'em.
Try cocaine.

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2-04-02 3:13pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
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A few minute flaws in this plan, if you will permit me:

1): Roadies don't eat Mentos. They eat Altoids.


I thought they eat those caffeinated Penguin mints.


I love those. My friends and I eat like 12 at a time if we get 'em.

They have sorbitol listed as the first ingredient. I've heard that sorbitol is used as a laxative.

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2-04-02 3:51pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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True.

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2-04-02 4:25pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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So, wait, 'Nate and his church buddy sit around taking laxatives?

That's quite disturbing.

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2-04-02 5:14pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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So, wait, 'Nate and his church buddy sit around taking laxatives?

That's quite disturbing.


They may be all hopped up but they're not full of shit.

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2-04-02 8:38pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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True.


So , if we fed you laxatives Wirthling , bearing in mind you have no way to extract them from your body (actually , you have no way to swallow them) , exactly what does a dismembered floating head Produce instead of excrement?

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2-04-02 10:49pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Maybe he talks it out.

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2-04-02 11:09pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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True.


So , if we fed you laxatives Wirthling , bearing in mind you have no way to extract them from your body (actually , you have no way to swallow them) , exactly what does a dismembered floating head Produce instead of excrement?


Comics.

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2-05-02 4:46am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Comics.


We're not worthy, we're not worthy, we're not worthy!

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2-05-02 10:31am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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A few minute flaws in this plan, if you will permit me:

1): Roadies don't eat Mentos. They eat Altoids.
2): You don't just 'carry an amp in' or something because once it's on the dock, the IATSE will happily piss and moan at you for a week if you touch your own gear.
3): The security guy would more than likely have one of the IATSE guys get a roadie to loan him his 4-D cell MagLite and beat the shit out of you with it in the front row while the other punters laughed at you because you got busted weaseling in on a show that they just paid $34.50 to see.

Peace.


What? Are you saying the Mentos people just made those ads up? That stuff really works! Anyway, you eat the Mentos! Not the roadies.

Trust me. Mentos are proven to get you out of complicated situations. Ads don't lie.

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2-05-02 12:31pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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What? Are you saying the Mentos people just made those ads up? That stuff really works! Anyway, you eat the Mentos! Not the roadies.

Trust me. Mentos are proven to get you out of complicated situations. Ads don't lie.


I can see why you're moving to Seattle.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

2-05-02 1:17pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Eugene.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

2-05-02 2:57pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Hell has frozen over. I just saw an X10 popup ad that didn't have a half-naked blond chick in it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

2-05-02 3:03pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Careful with that axe.

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2-05-02 3:04pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Makes even more sense.

You realise that I'm not letting you leave town until you let me buy dinner for you and your wife and that weird looking dog of yours, dontcha?

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2-05-02 4:55pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Yahoo. Dinner.

Here's some funny stuff from the Onion...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

2-05-02 7:31pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Um... ok. I'd throw in a trip to Aruba, but it's a bit slow now. Sorry.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

2-05-02 8:26pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Our Collosal Geekness is slipping. Some bloke managed to get comic #54321 without a fight.

And here's a heads up - 55555 will be coming around fairly soon, we've almost reached 55500.

2-06-02 3:33am (new)
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