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A few minute flaws in this plan, if you will permit me:
1): Roadies don't eat Mentos. They eat Altoids.
2): You don't just 'carry an amp in' or something because once it's on the dock, the IATSE will happily piss and moan at you for a week if you touch your own gear.
3): The security guy would more than likely have one of the IATSE guys get a roadie to loan him his 4-D cell MagLite and beat the shit out of you with it in the front row while the other punters laughed at you because you got busted weaseling in on a show that they just paid $34.50 to see.
Peace.
What? Are you saying the Mentos people just made those ads up? That stuff really works! Anyway, you eat the Mentos! Not the roadies.
Trust me. Mentos are proven to get you out of complicated situations. Ads don't lie.
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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.