I'm posting this through my new Wii.

Awesome.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Friday - 2:02 PM

My wife's out of town, so I'm going to drink a fifth of rum and watch The Five Deadly Venoms and two other kung fu movies that Netflix just loaned me. I still don't have any plans for after 8 o'clock or so, though.

Our Section Sergeant expects us to complete two 15-hour correspondence courses in four hours.

Now would be the appropriate time to laugh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I made cheese the other night. It was tasty. I attempted to turn it into saag paneer last night. Here's a tip: don't believe the food network when they have multicultural recipes. I should have just made the effort to open my Indian cookbook.

Also, yesterday I made butter. It's very delicious. A friend of mine told me the night before that I should just buy butter. Well, no shit. What the hell do you think that tub of Brummel and Brown is in my fridge? Goat piss? Jesus christ, that woman has no sense of imagination.

The weird part about making butter is I know I've never done it before, but the whole process was so familiar that I knew exactly what I was doing and what would happen. I probably had to do it in girl scouts so we can make sure our men have plenty of condiments when they come back from killing indians.

I am officially back from my annual training. My souvenirs are Tonsilitis, a sinus infection, AND an upper respiratory infection. I have the disgusting weather (over 100 during the day, below 50 at night) and no heat/air conditioning in the barracks to blame.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Why don't you just be like Hugh Hefner? He nevers seems to have to go through that kind of stuff.

PORFLE VS. MYSPACE SNOBS

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Make the world a better place and make sure your ears are clean. Not just the canal, the outer part is just as important. Use some alcohol prep pads or those packets of pads moistened with isopropyl alcohol and get to cleaning. Clean you phone headset as well, maybe twice a week.

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obscenity filter is off

also, don't fart on a friend's pillow. that can give them pink eye i recently found out from a movie (Schindler's List)

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what if nigger meant kite

HCRoyall

 

Where'd you go? NTC?

crackpanther

 

Where'd you go? NTC?

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Ft. Pickett, in Blackstone, VA. The barracks we were in used to be unchanged from WW2, but they recently "renovated" them. Now they're on par with the substandard barracks of the 60's.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Take my latest quiz--see if you are smarter than a dead dog.

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070617010017-373519&
      

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

Heh, I scored 40. And I was lucky to get that.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Somebody else just took it and also scored a 40.  

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Take this super-awesome kick-ass quiz:

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070618095748-211577&

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I has a flavor!

I got a 40, but I contest the Matter Eater Lad question.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

UnknownEric

That whole quiz was open to interpretation, but then it kept telling me I was "wrong". Sad.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

From IMDb:

ROSIE MAY REPLACE BARKER ON 'PRICE IS RIGHT'

Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed on her blog Monday that she will meet with producers of The Price Is Right about the possibility of replacing retiring host Bob Barker as the next host of the game show. Barker had disclosed that O'Donnell was being considered for the job when he met with reporters following Friday night's Daytime Emmy Awards. "There's no doubt in my mind she could do the show," he said. "She told me she loved The Price Is Right and wanted to host it one day."

 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought Bob Barker was an immortal robot, sentenced to an eternity of hosting The Price is Right after he broke one of the Three Laws and tried to blow up the houses of Parliament.

biped
I told you that too, Bob. Don't you remember? Or was I just another one night stand? I'll never watch Plinko again without crying...

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I has a flavor!

There are people who can watch Plinko without crying?

So, does this mean "Barker's Beauties" will become "Rosie's Rug-Munchies"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

New White Stripes = awesome!

New Polyphonic Spree = fucking awesome!

That is all.

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Poop.

PORFLE VS. DRUGS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not only have I been re-reading "The Hobbit", but I have been analyzing every aspect of this book that would eventually become inspiration for Dungeons & Dragons. I have also been looking at how amazing the story is if you look at it as a D&D game:

First off, Gandalf is a DM controlled NPC. This means that whoever is running the game has an uber-powerful character that shows up whenever the players screw up so royally that they can't save themselves but the game has to continue.

Second, the party consists of one Rogue (Bilbo) and thirteen Bards (the dwarves). Granted, Thorin has at least one level in Fighter and Balin may have a level or two in Ranger, but all in all the party is doomed from the start.

Third, Bilbo's ring is the only reason he was effective in combat (always invisible means he always gets his Sneak Attack) and therefore the only reason the party survives Mirkwood.

Fourth, Bard (the guy from Lake Town) who was obviously someone who joined the campaign late and missed a few sessions, only managed to kill Smaug because he a) took full levels in Ranger, b) chose Dragons as his first favored enemy, and c) rolled a critical hit with a Dragonbane Bow and an Arrow of Slaying. Going to recover the arrow, regardless of his success, was a rookie move.

The group dynamics (and net survival rate) improve in the Lord of the Rings, because the now more experienced players make better class choices.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Royall you fucking nerd!!!