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It hurts just reading that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It hurts even worse during the process.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Passion Haters, Look On The Bright Side...']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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You know, I think everyone is being a "little touchy." It seems as though people find something to get angry about here and then, if the person having these feelings of anger happens to be a donor, drops their rating in hopes of "getting back," thus the rapid flickering of my rating. I'll say this one more time.
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What I do care about is everyone demoralizing each other on a forum when there is NOTHING to argue about. I don't think there's anyone out to get any of you. Most of you act like there is. And if you flame me for this, you're just proving it moreso.

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[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Utters One Word of English at the End of The Passion']

Yes it really is that violent.

It hurts just reading that.

I was hurting and I dont even have one. x_x;

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I know that this is a REALLY REALLY old thread, but i have to say that i just saw the Passion of the Christ yesterday and i consider myself to be borderline agnostic(pending). My view is, the whole point of the movie was to encourage people to talk about the movie. Meaning, they would talk about religion as well. In my opinion, i think that its possible that this spurred many to consider what it means to be christian and possibly made them want to learn more about their religion, jesus' death, and jesus' teaching, etc. which i think is good. With all the shit that happens in the world, if this movie causes one more person to have more faith that there is something to look forward to after this world, even if there really is no god at least they won't have to worry about it. If i was atheist, i would be jealous that christians have something good to believe in and that they don't have to be sad that they'll just spend the next 100 years rotting in the ground. But that's just my opinion.

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You know you totally missed me!

No it isn't.

There is a line from the Red Badge of Courage that goes something like, "The sun will still come up and the birds will still be singing tomorrow. It doesn't matter much if I'm not around to see it."

All the stuff that makes human existence what it is will still be here after we individually are gone. I view that as a much more meaningful vision of immortality than flitting around playing "Kum By Ya" on the harp for all eternity.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

There is a line from the Red Badge of Courage that goes something like, "The sun will still come up and the birds will still be singing tomorrow. It doesn't matter much if I'm not around to see it."

All the stuff that makes human existence what it is will still be here after we individually are gone. I view that as a much more meaningful vision of immortality than flitting around playing "Kum By Ya" on the harp for all eternity.

Actually, the "sitting on your butt and playing the harp" view of eternity is a crock. What you look forward to with immortality is the fact that you will have no pain or sickness, no shortcomings, and the fact that you will spend eternity with God and be given much better tasks than what you get in this fallen world...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Granted. I was just being sarcastic. For the sake of the forum's charter.

What tasks could this omnipotent God-being require, in a place without pain, sickness or shortcomings?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Could you explain what you mean by this?

When you die, worms eat you. Get over it.

Andy Rooney calls Mel Gibson "Idiot Director"

An idiot director whose movie just made a cool TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Well we're never letting you give a eulogy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Verily I say that the person you loved is now dead, and worms will soon be racing to their body, as the process of decomposition has already begun (preacher patented pause) on a microscopic level.

Let us pray to gawd, bow your heads."

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

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"Verily I say that the person you loved is now dead, and worms will soon be racing to their body, as the process of decomposition has already begun (preacher patented pause) on a microscopic level.

Let us pray to gawd, bow your heads."

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It was an OK movie. No real plot, though some of the actors were fairly good. A little too bloody for my tastes.

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Sex Piano.

I'm a Spike fan, more for philosophical and character personality reasons than "OMG luk he has hott cheak bones"*, but you guys can have your Angel religion and I won't complain too much. :)

*Though the cheekbones are a plus.

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Oh, and in relation to the movie that is the basis of this damn thread:

1) I only went to see it because my mother requested that I go with her, and I hadn't spent a lot of time with her lately. I really didn't want to see it because I heard about the old lady with the heart attack and I haven't exactly got the strongest heart myself.

2) That movie is so violent that I literally had to shut myself off emotionally to watch it all the way through. I came out of that movie with dry eyes, yes, but also had as a robot expression for another half hour after it was over before anyone could shake me back to normal. And I'm "BRING ON THE GORE" lady.

3) There were babies brought to see that movie. And not just babies, but children under thirteen. I'm going to take a stand, right here, right now. If we pay to see a movie, I don't want to hear your squalling crotchdropping in the middle of my 8 dollar entertainment. I also think you are a SUCKASS PARENT for being STUPID ENOUGH to submit your FUCKING CHILDREN to that movie. See point 2 above, now apply that level of violence and ugly, ugly horror and bloody, ripped, trashed-in-general flesh to the eyes of anyone younger than at LEAST 13, if not older, and I guarantee you that you are going to traumatize that fucking child. Especially if they're old enough to know that he was supposed to have really existed, and that those sorts of things really happened if he did. And doubly especially if they're under 7. I hope those damn parents find themselves sterile and unable to have any more crib lizards.

4) You do not go see this movie "to prove that you're Christian". You see this movie because you, yourself, with no pressure or judgment by anyone resting on your back if you don't, have a desire to understand the dark depths and horrors of the humand mind and what it is capable of having done to people, and/or feel like you wish to better understand the suffering of the one you think is your savior. Going to see this "to prove that you're Christian" is like eating loads of greasy McDonald's french fries "because it's the American thing to do". If you don't like those fries, or if you don't think you can handle eating them, or if you think they won't be good for you in the long run, you damn well don't eat 'em. Apply that to the movie. Thank you.

5) Please, don't have heart attacks in the theater if you can help it. People are already having problems watching some pretty disgustingly realistic special effects, if you go about spasming and dying on the floor, I think you're gonna attract yourself some company right quick, and I don't know if that counts as "Thou shalt not murder" or not.

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An idiot director whose movie just made a cool TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS.

Dude. James Cameron made more than twice as much with Titanic. And yet, he is also an idiot director(he's full of shit, too!).

Hooray for stupid people who earn lots of money, like the guy who plays Ronald McDonald, or Rooney, or those people on Jackass! Actually, wait, the guys on Jackass were brilliant. Nevermind.

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You know you totally missed me!

He also made Braveheart.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

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I also think you are a SUCKASS PARENT for being STUPID ENOUGH to submit your FUCKING CHILDREN to that movie. See point 2 above, now apply that level of violence and ugly, ugly horror and bloody, ripped, trashed-in-general flesh to the eyes of anyone younger than at LEAST 13, if not older, and I guarantee you that you are going to traumatize that fucking child.

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4) You do not go see this movie "to prove that you're Christian". You see this movie because you, yourself, with no pressure or judgment by anyone resting on your back if you don't, have a desire to understand the dark depths and horrors of the humand mind and what it is capable of having done to people, and/or feel like you wish to better understand the suffering of the one you think is your savior.

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Rome killed Jesus.

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