A Unitarian in Texas! That must be tough! Though I suppose in a metro area like Houston it must be easier. We visited friends in Austin last year and it seemed pretty nice!
Up here in the wonderfully liberal northeast, we had four UU churches within easy driving distance to choose from.
Unfortuantly, this area is devoid of Rastifarianism(jk).
If I wanna joke about religion, that's my favorite to do it with.
I once conviced a mormon girl on AIM that I was "Zomma", a rastifarian kid in South Africa that built his computer and learned english from "the coca-cola people". We held services every 1/2 hour downstairs of my house and I played bongos and congos, and was the lead percussionist out of 18(playing all at once).