Duck Fan

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Fucking Evil Dan is on the threshold with 6 votes so far... What will be our thrilling conclusion? We'll know when I'm awake enough to see later.

BIG EVIL FUCKER

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Fuckin' Evil D

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

This round's winner... Big Fucking Fucker

Round 4: kramer_vs_Namgubed vs The Blair dougan

1. each comic must use 3 or more of the following words: Ball, hole, lube, seamen, cock, nail, beaver, gay, mellons in their NON-SEXUAL contexts. no inuendo or double meaning for these words is allowed.
AND:
The second comic must use 3 of the words that the first did not. IE, if the first strip uses Ball, hole and lube, the second strip must use 3 of
the remaining words and not use Ball, hole and lube at all.

2. There must be a sight gag invloving motion, or simply a really funny coincience of positioning in at least one of the two strips from each team. Examples would include such gags as Wirthling's head popping out of the grave in the graveyard background, someone fleeing from one frame into another using the "swoosh" prop, or something along the lines of the skeet shooting comics.

You have 76 hours. Good luck!

Namgubed, could you email me so we can sort an entry for this out?

*Taps fingers impatiently on his evil desk.*

If no-one shows, can I take the place of all 4 contestants?

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Dad was flammable

Oh, is it the last second yet?

I think the competition is waiting for kramer & I to post our entry first so they can make sure theirs is funnier. However, that's OUR strategy! :)

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

"Ah HA. Ill outwait the opposition who are trying to outwait me , and thus , when theres about 30 seconds left , well both publish unfunny comics because we didnt have time to work on the gags while we waited".

Or something like that.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

We blink first. Oh, well.

Evil Petting Zoo part 1 by Namgubed 4-04-02

At the Evil Petting Zoo ... That is by far the biggest cock I've ever seen! cluck? No one can see that the atmosphere is charged with ... I'd like to pet your beaver. Sure, it's over there, in the pen next to the dog on a ball. the stench of JEALOUSY!! Eh ... it's just a dog. Where's the llama? Nobody loves me - *sniff* - all those hours of training for what? - *sob* - NOTHING!

Further tales from the Evil Petting Zoo by kramer_vs_kramer 4-05-02

Hello there mister doggy. Why are you here? Everyone knows what a dog looks like. I want to see a mole in a hole, or monkeys! The monkeys are funny. They always look so happy and gay. Bloody kids are never impressed. It's not good enough that I'm balanced precariously on this- they expect me to fly or something. Wait! Flying! I've got an idea! I'll show them! Hey everyone! Look at me! I'm bouncing! I'm so high in the air, wheeee! Wow! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Hold on, it's a dog! A flying dog! And he's about to land on that nail! Aaaaaaaaaaah! I'm burst! Bloody crap dog. Let's go and see what the monkeys are doing. Hee hee! One's eating a banana!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Sorry for the delay...

TTCC - Obeying the letter, not the spirit by andydougan 4-05-02

So after I've licked off all the cream, exactly how far up do you want me to insert the fruit? Just keep pushing until the intestinal wall feels like it's about to give. While you're doing this, reach around with the steel wool... Uh, I hate to interrupt, but your cock's pecked a hole in the melon. Yeah, that's the trouble with gallinaceous fowl. I've been thinking of exchanging it for a beaver or something. Anyway, how am I supposed to fit a grapefruit into your rectum? Well, it'll require a bit of stretching, sure, but it should be possible. Getting the cucumber into the urethra will be the really tricky bit...

TTCC - ...but Obeying, nonetheless... by TheBlairZip 4-05-02

Seven Hours Later... This has never happened before, I swear! STUPID STUPID STUPID..... Look, I gots to get back. My paw's probably wondering where I am. Ummm...mister? STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! Wait, don't move! That nail is the perfect spot to hang this here painting of "The Seamen and the Mermaids Lube Up The Legendary Ball of Gaiety"! That's the most pathetic attempt at being rules-compliant I've ever heard.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

thedouganzip

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

kramer_vs_debugman

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

dougan.zip

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

the andyzip

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

TheBlairDouganProject

NamguKram

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Andy Dougan homosexually raped me back in College when we shared a room together, sure, I had long hair and a nice ass back then and he could have mistaken me for a girl, and I guess if I really wanted him to stop I could have just said something, but, it just felt so...... right.

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Dad was flammable

THAT CUNT DOUGAN AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER WHO HE OBVIOUSLY ISNT HAVING A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Do I get to vote in this? If so, I vote for kramer_kubed.

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heh heh heh.... this was a good round
The Zipped Andy

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

The winner for this round:

TheBlairDouganProject

onto the semi finals!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

We are now down to the Semi-evil finals...

Assuming Little Squirel is NOT the same as dcomposed, this will go off without a hitch, but until we know otherwise, the Little_Kaufman vs FuzzyPerm match will be postponed in favor of...

Round 5: Big Evil Fuck vs Zippity Dougan

1. You must write comics where someone speaks with their words ordered in reverse as well as spelled in reverse e.g.: "Amanap: lanac a, nalp a, nam a!"

2. A character in the strip has invented something wonderful. Unfortunately, it has a silly, vaguely obscene name. You may not use the scientist NOR the red robot in this strip.

3. *) Each strip has to have at least 3 words that start with one of the following letters: J,Q,W,X,Z

Same time limit as before. Good luck!

Evil is not a harsh enough description for these proceedings. We're into the Uber-Evil zone.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!