You do not comply by Game_Master 6-17-02

You throw a cocky glance at the powerful item you hold. I don't think so, sister! Looks like you no longer hold all the cards! And your face still has that cocky look on it 12 hours later, when rigor mortis sets in.

Player 6, The Game is yours.

You whine about your throbbing head by Game_Master 6-18-02

My heeeeeeeeeeead hurts. Tell me if this help. **flick** As you reach up to rub your flicked forehead, you feel the blindfold. --Take this opportunity to realize your lifelong dream of throbby-head masturbating while blindfolded and handcuffed by kidnappers --Take off the blindfold --Ask why you've been kidnapped.... --Point out that not only did flicking you in the head not help, it exacerbated that which it was intended to lessen

Rather than being a smartass, I will take off the blindfold.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Players' patience is very much appreciated.

You start taking off the blindfold by Game_Master 6-14-02

You start taking off the blindfold when a hand grabs your arm. It squeezes hard for a moment and then lets go. A deep voice bellows I wouldn't do that if I were you. --Leave the blindfold on and ask why you've been kidnapped................................ --Take off the blindfold to show Mr. Deep Bellows he ain't the boss of you............................ --Say, "Me, take off this blindfold? Nuh uh. Nope, not me. No chance.", whistle for awhile, and then take off the blindfold................................... --Ask him to say "This is CNN"...........

I'm going to take off the blindfold, which I assume leads to

You show Mr. Deep Bellows he ain't the boss of you by Game_Master 7-02-02

You take off the blindfold and see that Mr. Deep Bellows is none other than Psychotic-Evil-Lava-Pouring-Masturbating Genius. He's eyeing you intently while masturbating on his Segway a mere feet away. It all adds up now! Looking up higher, you see Hench Wench One head wrestling Hench Wench Two on a tall scaffold. Your head too big. Not fair fight. Your head not exacree grape size you know. Looking up higher still, you see a large cauldron of lava directly above you. And it's starting to tip! --Leap towards PELP MG --Run up the scaffold --Rethink your past assumptions about lava

Then I will rethink my past assumptions about lava.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You rethink your past assumptions about lava by Game_Master 7-25-02

Maybe it's just misunderstood. I love you for who you are, little guy.

Player 1, The Game is yours.

I'll start from where Dan left off, and do what hasn't been done yet -- run up the scaffold towards freedom! (I hope.)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

It has been done. dcomposed went up the scaffold, and died.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

It has been done. dcomposed went up the scaffold, and died.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

So he did.

I'm having difficulty finding a decision point that I don't expect to lead to my death. I'd like to try starting from here:

You whine about your throbbing head by Game_Master 6-18-02

My heeeeeeeeeeead hurts. Tell me if this help. **flick** As you reach up to rub your flicked forehead, you feel the blindfold. --Take this opportunity to realize your lifelong dream of throbby-head masturbating while blindfolded and handcuffed by kidnappers --Take off the blindfold --Ask why you've been kidnapped.... --Point out that not only did flicking you in the head not help, it exacerbated that which it was intended to lessen

and Taking this opportunity blah blah blah. I don't know if that's legal since I don't think any player has died at this point before. But I don't have a lot of free time right now to think through this. So if this isn't legal, I'll pass my turn, unless you feel like waiting until Monday night for me to make a decision.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You start touching yourself by Game_Master 6-13-02

You start touching yourself, probing your squishy fun-fun land. Hey there, sailor. How about buying a girl a drink and then brutally fucking her in the ass? You're about to climax when Ewww! He touching nasty man-ness, look! You rewrap squishy fun-fun land and wonder how anyone can see you in such darkness. As you wipe your brow with your arm and feel the blindfold. --Take off the blindfold --Ask why you've been kidnapped

I expect both of those choices to lead to my death, too.

But what the hell, I'll take off the blindfold.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I feel like Harry from Sphere...

Where? Where's where, evil_d? Around that corner, down this corridor, what's there, huh? Another blind alley in the maze of our minds. An illusion.

In otherwords there's no way out of the game.