I never said "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!" in my life.

Pah! Next you'll be denying you ever hit me with that dildo. I needed 14 stitches!

I'm not denying THAT!
Even though the dildo was blue, not black.

Yeah, well it was red when you were finished with it. Bastard.

I'd just like to point out that, according to Babel Fish, this is German for "with screen, charm and melon".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I feel so special. I can't believe this idiot is wasting so much time making comics about me. Ok, so they are false, but still, the thought of one idiot troll wasting so much time just to try and make me angry is funny. The best part is that it is not working! Please, make some more comics about me Benn_BeingStupid. I am sure this is helping your nuerotic behavior. Let it all out. Your doctor must love this outlet.

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My turn!

CC 144: BeNN_MaKK's vacation (1) by Devin 10-02-02

I Am taking a vacation in SAn FRansisco. WHo Are YOu? I am Lebanese rapist. COme here little girl I HAving a surprise for you UNder saddle. BUt I am A boy. THat okay. Dildos are neither homosexual or HEterosexual. THey are just ALL FUN.

CC 144: BeNN_MaKK's vacation (2) by Devin 10-02-02

BeNN_MaKK is taken to a HOuse full of LEbanese nationals WHat will YOu do with me? We ARe a gang of gay Lebanese rapists who tie people to chairs and race them to the wall. HA Ha I win AGain! Oh WOW, you're so FAST, beating a guy tied to a FREAKIN' CHAIR! Why WOuld you be DOing that? BEcause it is probably funny in some circles you apparently don't reside in.

CC 144: BeNN_MaKK's vacation (3) by Devin 10-03-02

I no WAnt chair game! THen I TOuch you. SOB why why did you touch me like that...SOB..WHy..oh why.. (TOUCHING!) SNIFF oh god WHY? SHut UP before I SPlit open your rectum with this dildo. (TOUCHING!)

CC 144: BeNN_MaKK's vacation (4) by Devin 10-03-02

NOw I am BEing the raped by LEbanese rapist. (RAPING!!!) WAit, you not raping, you JUst whispering RAPING!!! NO I'm NOt I'm RAPING!!! (RAPING!!!) Oh My MIstake then, my bottom will always be the sleeping bag to your tired mountain camper. (RAPING!!!)

CC 144: BeNN_MaKK's vacation (5) by Devin 10-03-02

two HOurs later So I SAys "THose rotor TUrbines Are not doing the GEnerating of gravitrons BY themselves." Ha ha! WHat the FUck are you TAlking about? (RAPING!!!)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 144: BeNN_MaKK's vacation (6)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 144: BeNN_MaKK's vacation (7)']

Why did you do that to that little girl? What's wrong with you?

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DEVRINN2!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

DEvrin!! (DANCING!!) THis is the best friend song!! BEst of the friends all the day long!! You can never go wrong SInging the best of friends song!!

yay!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

DEVIN!! YOu re making the comic looking just like ours!! AND with the copying of exactly of what we were saying!! (DANCING!!) (HUGGING!!) Yes it IS still satire if you just copy almost completely!! (DANCING!!) (HUgGING!!)

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game!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

KRamer!! Let's Be playing a game!! OK!! The game is chicken!! YOu pick a parked car to be standing in front of and I get in my car and race towards you!! FIrst one to get out of the way LOSES!! WEll..OK!! VROOM! Do the doo dee doo

you win!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

KRAMER!! You sure that is the car you want to be the standing infront of??  ??  SQUEAL!!!! WHy? What is the wrong with it? oh god...oh fucking god he's cut right in half..haven't seen anything like this before..

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CC144 pt 1 GOIng he camping!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

PUnkrockskaboy my son let us be taking a vacation away from the it all!! YAY!! (DRIVING!!!) (DRIVING AWAY AND LEAVING!!) ALl right the desert!! FOr camping and having father and son fun!! HOpe we brought lots of the water!! HA ha..Dad??

CC144 PTthe2 is HOT!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

MAybe he is just looking for the place to park!! HE would not be leaving me here!! Is HOT!! GOD!! DId he know I was out of the car?? ...is HOT!!

CC144 WAiting is the hardest part 3 by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

(HEARt is beating fast) I SHould be walking looking for road!! BUt..what if dad is making the joke and comes back and I am not the here!! (SWEATING!!) (HEART BEATING THE FAST!!) (CRYING!!!) OH god (CRYING!!)

CC144.4 by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

(PANT) Been walking all the day.. (PANT) IS the dizzy (PANT) (CRYING) stop the crying you baby (CRYING!!) (FALL DOWN!!)

CC144 pt 5 by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

WHere am I?? AM dreaming? WAs being in the desert all the bad dream?? (DING!!) DAD!! YOu are loving me and coming back for me!! Yup. (DANCING!!)

[Click to view comic: 'CC144 pt 6']
[Click to view comic: 'CC144 part something']
[Click to view comic: 'CC144 epilogue']

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BOO-rite!!

Goodmorning boorite by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

(WAKING UP!!) Un where the am I?? (THUMP?) (STEAMER TRUNK!!!) What the god?? (THUMP THUMP THUMP!!) ANkles tied to hands behind back!! (THUMP THUMP THUMP!!)

boorite is quite tHE "WIggleworm!!"!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

MUst be being able to wiggle free!! (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLNG!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!) (SHAKING!!) (WIGGLING!!)

Boinky 2 the rescuing!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

OH no!! HE found me and locked me in the STeamer trunk!! NOt really happeninG!! GOt to be getting the OUT! MAybe..maybe the boinky WIll be going for HELp wHEn knowing I am missing..MAYBe,, oh god the please BOinky!! (DEEP IN THE FOREST WHERE BOINKY IS!!!) (DECOMPOSING!!) (THUMP THUMP) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!)

Boorite findiNg his voice by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

(SWALLOWING!!) TIed so tight!! NO room to be moving!! MUst be right out there..watching me in the here!! Couldn't have (SHAKING!!) Coudlnt have left me IN here and just be leaving.. HELLO!!? HELLO!!? WHAt do I say to hiM? (VOICE CRACKING!!) LEt me out!

PoPoPoPoPo by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

HOw long been in here?? NOt even knowing!! Feeling weird!! HE must have made with THe drugging!! And make me forget?? (SHAKING!!) (HEART BEATING FAST!!) (ROLL TO SIDE!!)

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shut up punkrockskaboy my doctor is dead and your hatred offends even me the most tolerant of all men!!!!!!!!!

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

this is getting WAY out of control.

i am NOT RESPONSIBLE for ANY consequences to ANYBODY !

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

yes you are because you are from austria and im a jew now pay me the reparations hotshot

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

i am 99 % sure that you are the same reg who used the aka BEnn_maKk, longPotWiener

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

would you be willing to stake your life on that bet????

perhaps on a hilarious japanese game show where ladies crush spoons between their ass cheeks for big prizes????

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

I seen that show.
Your mom did great.

LongDong is someone else making comics that he thinks looks like mine

BUT He ForGot the FUnny!!

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So did you apperently.

Boinky33 I love you with all of my heart. My heart is filled up with love for you!! Did you not hear me? Hold me close and tight NOW

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I'll hold you're neck close and tight!!!!!!

i never said my comics look like yours!!!!!

if you think my comics look like yours you must have low self esteem so

cheer up benn makk!!!!!

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

open up to me boinky by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

Let me hug you boinky!! No! Please just once, and you will see, getting hugged you are just like you and me! No! I will not hug you! Will you hug me by the docks? Would you hug me if I were Courtney Cox? I will not hug you by the docks! I would not hug you if you were Courtney Cox! I will not hug you BeNN_MaKK today, I will not hug you any day!

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You scare me, man.