something for xpac- todays penny arcade

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Damn skippy, g.

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has anybody noticed habnem's profile?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If you are suggesting he is xpac, I disagree. Habnem was cool. Haven't seen him in these parts for months now, but he was funny, well-spoken, and clever. (ie. not much like xpac)

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Is it just me, or is Penny Arcade painfully unfunny?

It isn't just you - it has a fair share of detractors. I'm not one of them, though. I think PA is hilarious.

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the only PA I really liked was the bench. but I still read it everyday.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I think PA is pretty funny. I'd probably like it even more if I was as big a gaming freak as those guys are. But as is, it's pretty good.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm a big gaming freak.

I like it a lot. :)

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A funny thing happened on the way to the forums: Gabe was set upon by assassins, who stabbed him to death. Just before then, however, some blind guy told him to beware the Ides of April. Go figure.

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I hate PA. This may be due in part to my disinterest with computer games, save for a select few. But more often than not, even when I get what the jokes are supposed to be, it's crap. Give me Goats any day. That's a real comic strip.

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I'm a big gaming freak.

I like it a lot. :)

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I Am a Colossal Geek, it's 2:37am, and I am quite, quite drunk, but I also feel reasonably depressed and rejected, I wrote a poem in about 3 minutes, I call it:

The Ballad of Miss McNeil:

she's almost like a question,
though the answers never found,
I get the strangest feeling,
whenever she's around.

she's like a weird enigma,
wrapped inside a mystery,
she falls in love with everyone,
everyone except for me.

I don't know why I bother,
setting myself up for the fall,
but it's thoughts of her that drive me,
I want no-one else at all.

sometimes I know I'm dreaming,
but I never want to wake,
the thought of being without her,
is something I can't take.

I wrote this crappy poem,
in the hope that I wont cry,
but I know that when I see her,
a part of me will die.

perhaps Hallmark will give me a job writing the bullshit that you get in their shite cards!

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Dad was flammable

Yeah Tommy, that's what you need to do, SAVE your drunken rambling, asshole.

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Dad was flammable

Don't stress, KJ - my drunken ramblings on a newsgroup I once posted to regularly ended up costing me a lot of online friendships which were very important to me. Your drunken poetry is better than mine when I'm sober, so take heart in that. ALso, if it makes you feel any better at all, I know exactly how you felt when you wrote that. Feeling deeply for someone who doesn't give a shit about you hurts like hell.

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on a different topic...

does anybody have a decent crack for ulead gif animator 5?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

A question for Dr. Pendantic, on the front of yesterday's Express it says "ONE IN TEN CHILDREN IS SNIFFING GLUE BY 13" is this right? because One child is sniffing glue by 13 makes sense, but I would think One in ten children are sniffing glue by 13, please help me oh wise one.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[i][u]PEDANTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/u]

Kids get high on the darnedest shit.

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What Andy said.

Also, I believe the headline is correct. As you pointed out yourself, Bazilla, the true subject of the sentence, "One" (or "One child"), is singular. Mistaking the most recent noun for the subject is a common error.

Ten children are sniffing glue by 13, Two in ten children are sniffing glue by 13, but One in ten children is sniffing glue by 13. Think of it this way -- you could easily reword the sentences to say: "One child in ten is sniffing glue by 13", "Two children in ten are sniffing glue by 13", etc.

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Get it right!

Boogers... we got new hardware.

My grandmother decided she wanted to devulge into the computer world late in her life and therefore bought an awsome new Compaq pesario. She also got a camera, and a printer with a scanner. Therefore I can really build a website now once I get around to it(it also runs games AWSOME).

My late submission for the kidde-photo contest for instance:

Devulge?

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What's the problem? I thought the use of the word "devulge" in that sentence was perfectly adforacious.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I have a fully cracked version... 8mb, though. I just downloaded it using Kazaa.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm telling.

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