Whew good thing I don't look like an Arab.

Oh wait.

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lewl

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From Bob Park's Universe, last Friday (Bob Park is former head of the U.Md. Physics Dept.):

INTELLIGENCE: WAS A "BEWARE OF DOG" SIGN MISTAKEN FOR A DOG?
Yesterday, Secretary of State Powell conceded that at the time of his UN speech last year, he had no concrete evidence linking Saddam Hussein to Al Queda. Where had the administration gotten its information? I decided to call my colleague, Ali Mentari, a nuclear physicist at Bagdad U. "How did you fool a smart guy like Powell," I asked. Ali paused long enough to finish chewing, "We not try to fool Americans. You got no idea of what we must do to survive under homicidal maniac. Saddam say ‘build atomic bomb,’ but we got no stuff to make bomb. So we drink tea and send reports to Saddam about great progress. We are truly sorry your CIA intercept them." The eating resumed; the interview was over.

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What others say about boorite!

If that's true doesn't it demonstrate that Saddam did have making WMDs on his agenda? And not just and WMDs, but atomic weapons? And if he couldn't even get accurate intelligence in his own country how could you blame the U.S. for not getting the whole story? If Saddam's culture of fear got him ousted for weapons that didn't even exist because everyone was too afraid to tell him otherwise, that's his fault for perpetuating a culture of fear, not ours for not being able to discern completely between his intentions and his capabilities.

Also if I get set up in a sting to buy automatic weapons, and the automatic weapons the undercover feds have are fakes, I have still committed the same crime.

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I just thought it was a funny story.

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What others say about boorite!

Kind of. But let's say your neighbor and you don't get along. You're connected to the mafia, backed by automatic rifles and grenades. Your neighbor starts looking to buy a couple of pistols. He'd have to be pretty suicidal to aim them at you, wouldn't he?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WE WEEL BEELD GLORIOUS NUCLEAR WEAPON USING ONLY ORDEENARY HOUSEHOULD CHEMEECAL, AND A TOASTER!

DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!

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What others say about boorite!

MikeyG your metaphor breaks down when you consider that "threatened" neighbor could easily sneak a bomb into the other house anonymously. Also each "house" has millions upon millions of "family members", not all of them living under the same roof, and each "household" has a vested interest in keeping their family members safe. Oh and one household powers the economy of the whole neighborhood, and the "threatened" house has recently burned down a neighbor's house. And this "threatened" neighbor sits on a large percentage of the water supply for the whole neighborhood. And he once systematically tried to kill a large portion of his extended family when they disagreed with him. And this house is surrounded by other houses with similarly rambunctious families, a lot of whom hate the large, wealthy, powerful household, and would willingly help anonymously attack said household.

Do I need to go on our are you feeling sufficiently stupid yet?

That's all I ask for.

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Do I need to go on our are you feeling sufficiently stupid yet?

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MikeyG your metaphor breaks down when you consider that "threatened" neighbor could easily sneak a bomb into the other house anonymously. Also each "house" has millions upon millions of "family members", not all of them living under the same roof, and each "household" has a vested interest in keeping their family members safe. Oh and one household powers the economy of the whole neighborhood, and the "threatened" house has recently burned down a neighbor's house. And this "threatened" neighbor sits on a large percentage of the water supply for the whole neighborhood. And he once systematically tried to kill a large portion of his extended family when they disagreed with him. And this house is surrounded by other houses with similarly rambunctious families, a lot of whom hate the large, wealthy, powerful household, and would willingly help anonymously attack said household.

Do I need to go on our are you feeling sufficiently stupid yet?

That's all I ask for.

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Quite a few despots fit the bill of having invaded their neighbors and then burning their oil fields?

Which ones, pray tell.

I'm sure we could police ourselves better if no one had civil liberties and punishments were cruel and unusual, like in Saudi Arabia.

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"A paper published by the US Army's War College has sharply criticised the US strategy in the war on terrorism, calling the invasion of Iraq an unnecessary "detour" that diverted attention and resources from the battle against al-Qaeda."

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/01/13/1073877805513.html

Halliburton serving tainted food to US troops

Now watch makk rave about the funny hat the lady wears.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Only thing that bugs me is that people complain "WE TRAINED SADDAM!", Uh, yeah, where were you during the Cold War? Hellooooooo... The Russians were running around with OUR fucking guns. Just because some idiots in Washington didn't have the foresight to realize that some psychotic lunatic with fanatic tendencies might become a terrorist, that makes it okay for one of his buddies to blow shit up?

Yeah, I say fuck Iraq. In fact, fuck the middle east (Stormtroopers of Death song). But I'm fucking sick of people saying "but it's all our fault! We brought it on ourselves!" Okay, sure. It's our- the citizens of the United States'- fault that we were attacked on 9/11. Sure, why not. Then it's the fault of every fucking civillian killed in every fucknig war that they got killed.

"You drive an SUV!" you say. I do not. I drive a fuel-efficient vehicle. People need to stop blaming eachother in this fucking country for what happened, and what is happening. Mr. Liberal, the annoying Conservative talk show host didn't kill Iraqi citizens, your brother, your son, or your best fucking friend probably did. And he's a liberal. Mr. Conservative money grubber, the bleeding heart liberal didn't send our boys over to die. The latest idiocy to "grace" the offices of president did. He's a conservative. Just like you.

To both of you: Chill the fuck out. Get off the peace/war mongering, stop worrying so much about weather or not God exists, quit bitching about what other people call you, it's just a name, and get the FUCK off the true patriots in this country. Black, white, american indian, latino, russian, german, all of them. We are proud of this country because of what we can do, not what we have done.

I'm proud to be an American. Maybe not so proud of being under Bush's rule, and I sure as hell wouldn't be any prouder under Howard Dean. But that doesn't fucking matter to a true American, because a true American realizes a few important things: If you don't like it, change it. If you can't change it, get help. If you don't want to change it, GET THE FUCK OUT. That is one right you will always have, the right to put up, or shut up. Bashing politicians isn't going to enact change, it's just going to piss people off, and get you attacked back. Try changing things yourselves instead of bitch. Me? I'm happy how I am, and always be, because I know I was born in a country that millions would kill to live in. I am an American, and a patriot. I could be neither if it weren't for people before me fighting for my rights.

Yes, it is on the blood of many that this land was "won" for the evil white man, but it is on love, knowledge, and peace that we will continue living. How can you claim to be for peace, when all you do is fight? I didn't kill anyone to live here, I was born here, and I treasure every second of that fact. But I could never feel the same as people who have had to fight to live here. Those people are the true patriots. The legal immigrants. Those who work, sweat, and bleed to come here.

So, let's end the war, work on our economy, occasionally laugh at the middle eastern countries as they idiotically blow each other to shit, go into space, colonize planets, and laugh as the poor backwards cultures we leave behind continue to fight for that little green and blue ball, just because they think their big man in the sky has a bigger dick than the other guys' big man in the sky. If they can't give themselves peace, and they won't let us even try to help them have it, I say let them live as they always have. They obviously like living in fear, and so do many here in the US it seems. Why should we give up our lives for their freedom when they don't even fucking want freedom?

Anyway, I await angry rebuttals from both sides. People who disagree with me on every turn, and who want to continue fighting for the freedom to fight.

I'd rather fight for the freedom to not have to fight anymore.

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Anyway

God that was a silly hat. Why isn't anyone flying in to see what tainted food and mouth-rotting soda our children are being fed in school?

I'm sure strategists in and out of the army might have a few different opinions on fighting terror. If he's implying that we should have invaded another country instead of Iraq, I don't think that's any more going to be a significant blow against terrorism. I think this is part of a bigger strategy he may not agree with, but you have to admit there is some strategy in the war, whether or not you think it will work. Striking at the most obvious symbol of U.S. defiance in the Middle East would hopefully have an effect from the top down on that sort of culture.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I can't remember if I've talked about tainted beef before, but if I haven't, I will now. Evil Clinton and his subsequent replacement, Son of Satan, have both signed laws into affect that allow Big Beef to raise, slaughter, and feed their cattle any way they choose. ALMOST any way.

See, Big Beef uses animal proteins in its feed, and that feed is fed to livestock. I am sure most people know this, but livestock are not carnivores. They aren't even omnivores. They are Herbivores. Herbivores have complex digestive systems that cannot handle the intrusion of animal proteins. Yet animal proteins are still fed to these herbivores.

The situation was a lot more dire a while ago, because nerve and spinal tissue were also processed into feed. This also included nerve and spinal tissue of OTHER cows. This meant that not only were these herbivorous animals forced to eat animal proteins, but they were made into cannibals as well.

Nerve and spinal tissue carries a higher percentage of pathogens, bacteria, and viral matter than other tissue in animals. There is a higher chance of catching e.coli or salmonella from eating nerve and spinal tissue than there would be from even organ meat.

This itself was an even greater problem, because cows with undetectable diseases (the cost of thoroughly testing every animal is astronomical) or simply undetected diseases were still slaughtered, processed, and the excess tossed into the feed processing.

Before the government finally passed regulations banning the use of nerve and spinal tissue in the feed of livestock, this practice was the main reason for several SALMONELLA outbreaks in beef. Yes, Salmonella. This was something usually confined to chicken, and it rarely develops in beef. But it did. The worst part of this is that the people most affected by these outbreaks were children. The majority of the tainted meat was used in elementary school cafeterias.

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I always wondered why I was getting sick after eating at school lunches.

Yes, I was quiet aware of the practice of feeding cows to other cows, and always wondered "why??" I still don't understand how it saves much if any money. The beef industry is now bitching about all the bad publicity springing from "one cow". That one cow that has been discovered. Mad Cow disease can take 4 years to show signs of infection!

I won't put that burger down just yet, but I may start only buying from local butchers who get their meat from local farms which feed their cows grain and grass, not carcasses. I'm a meat eater, what I eat isn't.

I'm hungry now.

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Even at its best the meat packing industry is pretty disgusting. If you live in a rural area or anywhere where they locally slaughter cattle, get your beef cuts there, that's your best way to avoid eating cow penis and spine juice.

Your argument that that animals are getting sick because they are vegetarians isn't quite right, humans could get a variant strain of mad cow (laughing cannibal disease) by eating brains of other people, and we are omnivores (meaning nature says it's ok to eat meat). I think we can agree most mammals aren't meant to eat their own kind.

If you slaughter millions of cows every year, every little part you can sell for food is profit margin. Every wonder what's in dog and cat food? Or..BOLOGNA!?!? AHHH AHAA HAAAH AAH AAH AHAA *SNORT* hee hee

It's sort of like the Matrix, the dead are fed back to the living.

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Even at its best the meat packing industry is pretty disgusting. If you live in a rural area or anywhere where they locally slaughter cattle, get your beef cuts there, that's your best way to avoid eating cow penis and spine juice.

Your argument that that animals are getting sick because they are vegetarians isn't quite right, humans could get a variant strain of mad cow (laughing cannibal disease) by eating brains of other people, and we are omnivores (meaning nature says it's ok to eat meat). I think we can agree most mammals aren't meant to eat their own kind.

If you slaughter millions of cows every year, every little part you can sell for food is profit margin. Every wonder what's in dog and cat food? Or..BOLOGNA!?!? AHHH AHAA HAAAH AAH AAH AHAA *SNORT* hee hee

It's sort of like the Matrix, the dead are fed back to the living.

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It's a prion, which is a piece of a protein chain, not a protein...STUPID.

Yes ground beef and other processed meat contains disgusting things, regardless of them maybe being tainted.

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Well if beans and rice somehow magically turn into the same thing as beef in your stomach, then prions and protiens are the same thing.

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I read somewhere that Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh are supposed to go at it. Now THAT would be hilarious.

The one(of many)thing(s) I'm really pissed off about is that Bush is that he wasn't really even elected. I'm not talking about Florida, I mean he didn't even win in the primary. McCain beat him all the way around America, and if it weren't for him getting nasal cancer, Bush wouldn't have even made it to the white house. Other than that, I want my surplus back.

That's what I was saying, they aren't the same thing.........................
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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

How about you just correct a mistake and leave it at that instead of being a dick about it? Every time someone disagrees with you, or makes a tiny error, you jump down their fucking throat, acting high and mighty like you're some sort of knowledge god.

I made a small error because I got confused. Was I truly that off? A protien, or a link of a protien chain. OH DAMN.

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Oh I'm sorry....

MORON.

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