...turd caught in its feathers, which happened after he ate the chili surprise last night at the Podunk County Annnual...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

... turd named Sandra Bullock who performed fellatio on many guys while being rammed up the ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...nasal cavity, which surprisingly is the second-most used place to stash...

...every banned stripcreator user who once owned a furby and challenged Brad to...

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

...whistle american folk songs while stuffing forty live rabid gerbils up his nose and eating a meaty meat pie through his belly button using a spork and a live weasel that had a nasty case of...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...dirty vagina, and...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... post tramatic stress disorder, which came about when Jesus popped up in her living room riding an inflatable Striker man doll while screaming ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

..."Baby baby baby! Take me to da moon daddy-o!" even though he obviously...

...was not the Lord and Savior, but a man from South America who enjoyed having cocoa butter mixed with habenero peppers rubbed on his...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

... spleen, but that's only because his dad came into his room one night when he was sleeping and squirted a big gob of ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...a mustard-wasabi herb sauce with white wine on his belly button before dancing on his left kneecap singing "Bloodie Blooooooooooog nyiiii quiizzzllle nyakki nyakki aez'g'uuuuuuuu" while wearing his uncle's prom dress that was used for goat-fucking rituals in the back of a...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

... movie theatre, which he was actually kicked out of later after he...

...copied what pee wee herman did if you know what i mean and what i mean is that pee wee herman...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

... danced the Marcarena, and then he turned to the audience and said in an ungodly burp ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...all 73 presidents of the Venusian National Party, which proved once and for all that he really WAS conspiring against Kerry with Ralph Nader, who really liked those nummy cheese fries you can get at the gas station over by...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco, Texas, which was just the perfect place to...

...run around screaming GAH GAH GAH, but that wasnt that weridest thing that went on that day, actually....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

... because Bob Sagget had entered the room earlier and started farting spray cheese all over the guy next to him, who kind of resembled a very old ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

and wrinkled peach. Right before he was hit with the cheese, he screamed..

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But the room was quiet again....

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I AM SLEEPY! I FEEL ASLEEP!

... until finally Trojan Man flew in and declared the room his own private territory for conducting experiments involving ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman, a dachsund, a bowling-return machine, a Vlasic Garlic Dill Pickle, a set of sheer pink Frederick's of Hollywood panties...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... and a big ol' can of whoop ass, which naturally made sense since the multi-cultural experiment was really needed for ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

..twisting and mending each others..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

..love hole. Although most of the men there were happy with this, quite a few senior citizens managed to gather a mob and..

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