We should have a thread for "Mosh Pit Injuries." I got a fairly large gash just above my right eye at a Nirvana show in late 1993. I was kicked in the head by a crowd surfer with steel reinforced boots. If you look really closely, you can still make out a light scar.

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I has a flavor!

More fun stuff you don't want to know!

1. I was "diagnosed" with ADD when I was 6 years old. I was on it every day until I was 13. The stuff stunted my growth and weight. My parents took me off of it when I entered high school and I grew and gained a lot of healthy weight. Also my grades were doing better than they ever were before. After a trip to the doctor's they said they "misdiagnosed" me...

2. I'm going to be attending college at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

3. My younger sister is one of the meanest, materialistic, and shallow people I know.

4. According to my dad, his uncle was a deliveryman in the mafia during the 50's in Chicago.

5. I buy stuff from Hot Topic because my mom insists I wear shit from Hollister and Abercrombie.

In the mosh pitting injury vein, I was punched in the face by an unknown person while trying to get up from falling. I was pogoing and slipped. Someone in the crowd grabbed my shirt whom I thought was helping me up (my eyes were closed) and instead decided to punch me in the face. That was also 1993. I think that was the year tough guys decided to take up moshing and subsequently I stopped.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

At least they didn't donkey punch you. It could have been worse. :)

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At least they didn't donkey punch you. It could have been worse. :)

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At least they didn't donkey punch you. It could have been worse. :)

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That may have happened too. I had my eyes closed.

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Those aren't tough guys, mmyers. Those are the guys my friends and I liked to trip when they started flailing and punching and we had to move to the outskirts. We'd trip them and they'd take at least a boot or two to the face before they got up. And some nice kid who probably would have wound up on the receiving end of one of these goons' punches helped him up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

11. I hate peanut butter.
12. I always put on my right shoe first.
13. I voted for the first time two months ago.
14. I refuse to shop at Walmart.
15. I've never been on an airplane.
16. I'm quite adept at picking up things with my feet.
17. I can sleep through any kind of noise except someone knocking on the front door.
18. I have zero tattoos and zero piercings.
19. My feet are always cold from September to April.
20. I have no idea why I'm still awake at 4:40am.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Dunno. Maybe you're a night owl.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1. If it turned out that Scarlett Johannsen was a man in drag, I would go gay for her.

2. I do longform improv at college, and we study under people at [Url=http://www.ucbtheatre.com]UCB[/Url]. It's the best thing ever, and if you live in or near a major city, I'd suggest checking out the longform scene.

3. I tend to like dark ales and stouts more than pale ales. I don't like it when beers are hopped out to the max, despite the fact that all beer folk say I'm supposed to. I also like most lagers.

4. I'm seriously considering buying all new underwear and socks. I feel like I should, even though the ones I have now have lasted forever without falling apart.

5. If I could be reborn as someone from the past and live his life, I'd be Miles Davis and Ernest Hemingway combined.

6. I don't get painting, and I couldn't tell a good painting from a lousy one if my life depended on it. Purely visual arts in general do not interest me, which makes me sad, because it seems pretty cool.

7. If a girl licks/sucks/bites my ear in a sexual way, I will be her slave for a year. So far none of them have figured this out, but I'm assuming this is how my future wife will actually be able to get me to commit.

8. I have a short attention span.

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Sex Piano.

*chomp*

No shit! My writing partner and I were looking to get into that as well, and have a comedy night we're trying to put together this year. We were thinking of trying to rent the UCB theater for it!

Small world. Are you in NYC?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*chomp*

Jon Stewart once said that a girl licking his ear has the same effect as if she were licking his wallet. No effect. Sadly, that's how I feel too. It'd be nice to have another sensual spot, but sadly it's mostly limited to my penis.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Jon Stewart once said that a girl licking his ear has the same effect as if she were licking his wallet. No effect. Sadly, that's how I feel too. It'd be nice to have another sensual spot, but sadly it's mostly limited to my penis.

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I was just wanting to be revealing about myself. Inquiring minds want to know.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

*chomp*

11. I have no interest in the sexual habits, foibles, or attributes of strange people I meet on the Internet.

Just another wacky Zaster fun-fact!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

*chomp*

11. I really fucking hate it when people just quote someone else on a message board with no obvious reason or commentary on the quote.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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1. If it turned out that Scarlett Johannsen was a man in drag, I would go gay for her.

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*bald*

*bald*

Fat.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes, but I'm comfortable with what I look like and you are not. That's what makes it funny.

Your sister is fat too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That is correct.