01. Like Dr. Pepper but prefer Mr. Pibb
02. Can juggle three objects (still working on five)
03. Absolutely must put on my underwear before any other article of clothing (unless I'm re-wearing yesterday's socks)
04. Once got a flu shot as treatment after going to the doctor with alcohol poisoning
05. Can not stand any type of beans except regular or french-cut green beans (and that's because they don't have many actual beans in them)
06. Wrote the runway descriptions for my Senior class fashion show (my favorite was the "multi-delusional" sweater)
07. Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die (wait, that wasn't me)
08. Once had to climb out of a bedroom window to avoid being shot by a girl's crazy (and jealous) stepfather
09. Climbed on top of my high school with a buddy; we drank a fifth of Bacardi 151, and then took a piss off the roof
10. Shook hands with Elvin Jones (that's not a euphemism for anything; he's a legendary Jazz drummer)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

My brain now has no room left to learn about wars and junk.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I already knew these things!

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Poop.

And... just by sheer coincidence... these are 10 of the things I don't care about you!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1.) I collect presidential campaign memorabilia (my best so far is a McKinley 1900 campaign button).
2.) I have Prince Albert in a can.
3.) When I was 7, I sat on Boss Hog's lap.
4.) I went to high school with (and played street hockey with) a guy who got drafted by the Detroit Red Wings and played for a number of years with the Louisiana Ice Gators of the ECHL.
5.) I once played bass in a band that opened for 10,000 Maniacs (post-Natalie) and Sixpence None the Richer (or Suxpence None the Shittier as I dubbed them).
6.) I have a signed picture of Amy Acker (Fred/Illyria from Angel) sitting above my home computer.
7.) I have a working Victrola in my dining room.
8.) In a moment of drunken bravado, I once told half the members of Canadian alternative band 54/40 to "go fuck (them)selves."
9.) I chose the Beatles' "Here, There, and Everywhere" as my wife's and my wedding song mostly because it's only two minutes long (I was more partial to Paul Westerberg's "Born For Me" but that was double the length...).
10.) When I was 13, I broke my wrist skateboarding and haven't been able to bowl well since.

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I has a flavor!

Mr. McKinley, he didn't do no wrong
Rode on in to Buffalo, but he didn't stay too long
Hard times, hard times, hard times

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What others say about boorite!

When I was 13 I broke my finger skateboarding and it only effected my bowling for a few days (in which I wouldn't have bowled anyway).

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1. I've never gotten drunk.
2. My car is a Decepticon in disguise.
3. I collect religious artifacts.
4. I never figured out why the caged bird sings.
5. I like lesbian porn.
6. I loathe garlic more than anything else in the universe.
7. Rabbits scare me.
8. I used to have a bearded dragon named Lucifer.
9. I have poor money management skills.
10. I'm really an alias of boorite.

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4. I never figured out why the caged bird sings.

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Hey, I'm actually reading that book and it is good. I am enjoying it.

I'd post 10 things, but I can't think of anyone on this site who gives a shit about me that much to need to know 10 things. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

1)Eats tacos on the toilet
2)Skankin to the beat
3)Gherhard Reinkies wanderlust
4)Hoppy and George rules
5)Eats cottage cheese
6)Nananananana Leader!
7)Popeye the sailor man
8)Live in a garbage can
9)Hates spinach
10)Garage door opener

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

1) lost his virginity in an 86 Nissan Pulsar
2) avidly collects Lemonheads (the band) CDs and records
3) has been the last man three girls dated before going lesbian
4) was in the commercial for the movie Road Trip
5) was going to get a degree in advertising
6) fractured his ankle jumping into an empty swimming pool
7) wants to know Phreaky's 10 list
8) didn't masturbate until he was 22
9) caught a guy's hand who tried to punch him
10) was run over by a car in high school and only scraped his hand

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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08. Once had to climb out of a bedroom window to avoid being shot by a girl's crazy (and jealous) stepfather

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08. Once had to climb out of a bedroom window to avoid being shot by a girl's crazy (and jealous) stepfather

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Jealous? That means he was bagging her too?

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1) Is a senior in high school and has never gotten any
2) Played HS football, but never really played. On the last game of the year they let me score a touchdown. It was "Radio-esque".
3) My dad owns a Ford Car Dealership
4) I'm pretty sure I'm left handed
5) I'm a guy (betcha didn't know that!)
6) I enjoy the occasional cigar
7) I plan to attend Marquette University in Milwaukee
8) I got a 91 on my Hamlet test today! WOOOO!!!
9) One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was awesome
10) I met Gary Glover, who was a relief pitcher for the White Sox, but was traded to the Angels

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2) avidly collects Lemonheads (the band) CDs and records

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1. I hate you.

That's about it, really.

Oh wait, you probably knew that already.

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4. I never figured out why the caged bird sings.

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1. I play DDR religiously.
2. The longest relationship I have been in lasted three weeks.
3. I am a Jew.
4. I have a mix disc that has metal, techno and classical.
5. Sam Fuller is my favorite director.
6. If I drank a single alcohol, it would be margheritas.
7. I work at a DVD store.
8. Eddie Izzard is my favorite comedian.
9. My least favorite word is "vestibule."
10. Lesbians displease me.

01. I like ordered columns when I make lists. Thus the zeroes.
02. I can’t stand lesbians either. They bug me.
03. I have been the last man two women have dated before going lesbian.
04. I’ve had sex in two different parks in two different towns with two different girls.
05. I actually like They Might Be Giants.
06. I collect dragon paraphernalia.
07. I’m incredibly shy offline.
08. I don’t care for piercings, or for that matter, tattoos on women.
09. I like taking pictures, but my camera sucks too much to take good ones.
10. I’ve been single for almost two years now. Help me!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1. I never learned to count

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

1. In High School my senior year, the school had me on file as a "high risk" student after Columbine happened.

2. I wrote goth poetry back in elementary school (long before I knew what the hell a goth was).

3. I actually practiced black witchcraft at one point in my life.

4. I'm actually not a virgin.

5. I bought a scanner this week on sale.

6. My favorite Christmas treat is panjali.

7. My eyes change color in varied lighting. In some lighting, they appear red or orange.

8. I bite my nails.

9. I tried to kill myself 3 times in High School.

10. My initials are a brand of candy (MNM).

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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08. Once had to climb out of a bedroom window to avoid being shot by a girl's crazy (and jealous) stepfather

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Jealous? That means he was bagging her too?

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01. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21. I am horribly insecure around girls.
02. I absolutely fucking LOVED Scooby Doo 2.
03. I live with my best friend, who has a fat fetish. All my female friends now weigh more than I do.
04. My friends continually quote me from incidents where I'm stoned. Top choice remains "I wonder how much strawberry could kill a man..."
05. I have large canines, and can look quite snarly, as a result of crooked teeth from a complete bastard of a dentist I had when I was a child.
06. I work in a bread bakery outlet. It sucks.
07. I don't like getting blowjobs.
08. I don't know what I would do without Diet Coke in my life.
09. I completely fucking hate cheese in all forms... But I'll eat pizza lovingly.
10. As a child, I'd roll down flights of stairs for fun.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

Wow.

1.) Once got punched in the face by my best friend
2.) Once punched my best friend in the face (completely seperate, unrelated incident)
3.) Had sex in the boiler room of a bar
4.) Drove cross-country to Los Angeles to start a career, couldn't find a fucking place to live after 5 days and drove back
5.) I love lesbians. But that one you probably already knew.
6.) Once held off an entire club of drunken idiots from entering a unisex bathroom (with NO stalls and a toilet RIGHT IN THE OPEN MIDDLE OF IT) while my girlfriend and her friends took turns using it.
7.) In elementary school, a younger kid got up in my face and pushed me, so I threw him across the playground. Fifteen years later, I talked the same kid through an alcohol-fueled suicidal New Year's Eve.
8.) Once served David Cross my material like a lawsuit.
9.) Once played Ikari Warriors for the NES for 14 hours straight.
10.) Met Joey Ramone when he came into the Starbucks I was working at and ordered an Espresso Frappuccino from me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.