I am going to hit "The El Paso". And spelling was always the class I made the lowest grades in at school. UHF makes me lol because it's so stupid. I wouldn't sell out my mother for this site or any other. After all the site I've been harrassed out of.... but that,s besides the point. Pop music is made to make you tap your toe and hum, and I need something I can sing along to because that's what keeps me going. I'm an artist through and through. As for the stupid thing, I am no moron. I am extremly advanced than most people in the US, and everyone in Tennessee. Damn the people in Tennessee. They are as dumb as rocks. At least a lot of them. But this is a California chick sayin this so, whatever. Yancovic is a hard name to spell.

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Well after reading this I agree she is extremely advanced than most people in the US.

Your rant about a state you don't even live in was also superb!

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quite possibly the best.intro.ever

"daddy"
"yes, son"
"what does regret mean?"
"well son, a funny thing about regret is, that its better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you havnt done. and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend can you be sure and tell
her-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATAN!!!!!"

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Metallica did indeed ruin the song, I'd happily award it best.intro.ever, I just downloaded it again, fan-satan-tastic!

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Well after reading this I agree she is extremely advanced than most people in the US.

Your rant about a state you don't even live in was also superb!

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Crabby, meet Alison, Alison, this is Crabby!

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I live in Tennessee, but I am originally from California. How do you think I know so much about Tennessee?? I already explained that I can make an occasional mistake. I don't think the internet should be like a classroom. I bet you aren't always perfect yourself, you incompetant baffoon.

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Kitty_Kat is definitely a regular. My money's on gabe.

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quite possibly the best.intro.ever

"daddy"
"yes, son"
"what does regret mean?"
"well son, a funny thing about regret is, that its better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you havnt done. and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend can you be sure and tell
her-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATA-SATAN!!!!!"

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This was sampled from the Butthole Surfers. It originally appears on "Sweat Loaf" (a sorta cover of Sabbath's "Sweet Leaf") from 1987's "[url=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000IL20/qid=1007352104/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_3_1/104-5017878-0285535]Locust Abortion
Technican"[/url].

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I don't get it?

My money is still definitely on Alison, there's just too many similarities between them.

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Allison wouldn't go through so much trouble.

I'm sticking with Gabe on this one or perhaps Brad.

BRAD = EVERYONE

She can't even spell sugar right, I think Yankovic is way out of her abilities. Plus as you can tell by her selections she likes that pop crap. How many pop fans are smart? I personally can't think of any. And anyone who thinks that UHF was a good album needs to be shot.

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UHF contained "She Drives Like Crazy" , which absoloutely rocked , yet cannot be found ANYWHERE in the movie.

It still ranks as one of my favourite Weird Al tracks.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

UHF contained "She Drives Like Crazy" , which absoloutely rocked , yet cannot be found ANYWHERE in the movie.

It still ranks as one of my favourite Weird Al tracks.

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Shoot me too. The title track, "Generic Blues", "Spam" and "Ball of Twine" are all classics. Not to mention SPATULA CITY!

In 4 1/2 months, I'll see the Ball of Twine for myself :-)

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HOW MANY FUCKIN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YA'LL. I AM MYSELF AND NO ONE ELSE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS SITE BEFORE I WAS KITTY_KAT. I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING I'M SOMEONE ELSE.

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Only one way to fix that. Stop coming to the site and you won't have to be annoyed by the people who think you're someone else. :)

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I still think Kitty_Kat is a boy. Oh and it is definetly not alison. She wouldn't start CAPSing all over the place. SHe'd be all "everyone hates me".

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UHF contained "She Drives Like Crazy" , which absoloutely rocked , yet cannot be found ANYWHERE in the movie.

It still ranks as one of my favourite Weird Al tracks.

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Shoot me too. The title track, "Generic Blues", "Spam" and "Ball of Twine" are all classics. Not to mention SPATULA CITY!

In 4 1/2 months, I'll see the Ball of Twine for myself :-)

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I didn't say that any of those songs sucked. The CD as a whole is what sucked. Most Als have mostly good songs, with two or three losers, whereas UHF was about half good songs and half practice-your-skip-button. That is the basis on which I say UHF sucks.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I'M NOT LEAVING THIS SITE LADYJ. I"M A GIRL. A FEMALE. A WOMAN. ONE WHO IS NOT OF THE MALE GENDER WITH BREASTS AND A VAGINA. GET THE FUCKIN' PICTURE ASSHOLES. And now I can be a nice friendly person as long as you drop it. OKAY?

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

I don't like you.
Your mean and evil.
Your stench brings tears to my eyes.

I fear for you when LadyJ responds because she's torn off peoples heads for less than what you've typed.

Chill... peace.

Snitty_Twat wrote:

Wow, you're truly confused. Those of the male gender do not have breasts and a vagina, usually.

JiminyNate wrote:

1. What disorder of the brain is it that you have that makes you think that anyone on this site is going to do anything you suggest?

2. You really should back the fuck off and stay out of the line of fire. As long as we're paying attention to flaming Bitchy_Pussy, we have less time to attend to flaming you. Calling attention to yourself at this time is, at best, unwise.

3. Shut the fuck up, you pathetic cuntsplash.

The End

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Just doing my job. :)

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Just tryin to spread the love, lady jane.

And no, I will not shut up. I have been in enough arguments thats I can probably outlast all your immature insults and will wind up feeling better than you, even if I lose.

I've done nothing wrong this time, and I intend to not allow you to run me over again.

Eric, help me out again...

You're seriously deranged.

Yes, you can outlast my arguments, the way that an autistic child will continue to beat his head against a wall, though his forehead is a pulpy mess.

You also can outlast them because I only tell you off when I feel inclined to spare the energy. You, on the other hand, are on the defensive and feel the need to respond to every dig I make.

When you learn to let it roll off your back and do not rise to the bait, only then will you have achieved the first step toward enlightenment.

Consider yourself lucky that I felt charitable enough to explain this to you.

"Few are lucky enough to experience so much of Tai Kwan Leep, so soon."

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Yes, you can outlast my arguments, the way that an autistic child will continue to beat his head against a wall, though his forehead is a pulpy mess.

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No, I can outlast them because I live in an environment that has trained me to do so.

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You also can outlast them because I only tell you off when I feel inclined to spare the energy. You, on the other hand, are on the defensive and feel the need to respond to every dig I make.

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Again, not true. I have ignored your quips plenty of times, and am frankly sick of it. You feel a need to spread around the idea on this site that you are the a Queen of Bitchiness, and no one has any right to play the same jokes or offer the same criticism to you. About saying that I can't ignore you? You taunted Alison the very same way, cause I think you get off on being a real witch. I chose when and where I quit though, and right now, I'm taking everything seriously.

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When you learn to let it roll off your back and do not rise to the bait, only then will you have achieved the first step toward enlightenment.

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I am not going to challenge every single threat that comes against me in real life, but I am going to contest the attacks of someone with an attitude like you- first smart, then pious, soon bezerker style offensive.

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Consider yourself lucky that I felt charitable enough to explain this to you.

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Thank you for your self-righteous condensation.

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"Few are lucky enough to experience so much of Tai Kwan Leep, so soon."

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"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Is that like preachy beer sweat?

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