Why have you both got your shirts tucked into your trousers? C'mon now, y'all giving internet nerds a bad name.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

I never realised the resemblance until you mentioned it. Ha ha ha.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

So here's my pictures:

Stripcreators in St. Louis!

Adventures of Kitty

Thanks for the pics, ivy. Are there any pictures without Kajun's nuts?

Also, congratulations chicka -- on your marriage and on surviving Stripper Slam '05!!! The pay-per-view fee was well worth it -- great idea for financing the wedding, BTW.

As previously stated, I was at the Motley Crue (sorry, we're fresh out of umlauts) concert Sunday night. A surprisingly large number of younger people were there, but we old bastards ruled the night. My alcoholic friend became quite dismayed after a cop frisked him and let him keep his pocket knife but confiscated his bottle of vodka! My friend soberly managed to enjoy the concert.
The music was great, but Vince Neil skipped over about 10% of the words and let the audience sing another 15% or so. I suppose a vocal backing track isn't always a bad thing.
Still, I bet St. Louis would have been more fun. Too bad I'll never meet any of you because my wife is afraid of you all (not because of who you are, which may be justified, but because you're on the Internets).

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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So here's my pictures:

Stripcreators in St. Louis!

Adventures of Kitty

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You try looking suave stood next to KajunFirefly in clothes you had to buy from K-Mart.

Great, great photos.
Also, ivy, nice work on hiding Kajun's plums, though it makes him look like a member of an 80s power metal band, what with the giant crotch there.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

i like him more every day

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what if nigger meant kite

Tommy is dressed quite 'cool' in those pictures, and he's not that bad looking. Chicka, you looked amazing.

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Poo perhaps?

His crotch already had that look, I just covered what was hanging out.

Though I'm sure he'll say something about needing a pants crotch that big.

Yeah, we'd make a great couple.

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Dad was flammable

Here are some more randomly sized pictures:

[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a86/KajunFirefly/stlouis1.jpg[/IMG]
A bunch of cunts. This is us eating at an "authentic" Australian Steakhouse.

[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a86/KajunFirefly/stlouis2.jpg[/IMG]
Can you pick out the one who groped you, Mrs Chicka?

[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a86/KajunFirefly/stlouis3.jpg[/IMG]
This was just before Jes started dancing and caused a disruption to the space/time continuum.

[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a86/KajunFirefly/stlouis4.jpg[/IMG]
Scyess beats up some black men whilst smoking a Cuban cigar, all the neon lighting was fucking my camera phone.

[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a86/KajunFirefly/stlouis5.jpg[/IMG]
My newly-adopted nephew/future step-son.

[IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a86/KajunFirefly/stlouis6.jpg[/IMG]
The happy couple.

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Dad was flammable

Way to go jes, and not putting your hands behind your back in picture number two. Now that picture looks like worthless shit.

Actually, I'd say there was some symmetry going on in that photo. Chicka has her shades off, with hands behind back; Jes has his shades on without hands behind back; and Kajun (in the centre) has both shades on and hands behind back.

In any case, it's a good photo.

Ah, it's transitional.

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Jes looks like a cheeky chappy.

I haven't gotten the film developed yet or gotten either of my digital discs from the main photographers at the wedding, so hang tight.

Thank you so much, Ivy. Those pictures brought tears to my eyes. Especially Kajun's balls.

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Here are some more randomly sized pictures:
A bunch of cunts. This is us eating at an "authentic" Australian Steakhouse.

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omg cute

omg gag

omg j/k

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Also, notice that my son, true to his nature, is trying to expose my left breast.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It makes me sad to look at those pics. I really wish I could have met you all. It looks like a ton of fun though. If my wife and I get divorced and then remarry, will you guys come and visit?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That'll be Kajun's influence rubbing off on him; are you still rolling your R's?

Yeah, you look so great in those photos, Chicka. I'm going to London tonight to use up the rest of my film - I took criminally few photos but what I did get will be scanned in sometime next week.

Also, if anyone ever wants to hit the UK, we owe you one.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Still rolling my R's. Barely, but noticeable enough for the coworkers to tell me to knock it off.

When Travis is of good traveling age, we'll be coming out.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Damn str8. :D

Congrats, chicka!

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I has a flavor!

Thanks for sharing! Moh!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Sure, though I just discovered that flying to Glasgow will cost at least $1099 round trip, while I can get to London for roughly $400 round trip.

Maybe I can visit Jes on the way to hitching to see Kajun...

I'd be willing to travel to London if it meant meeting all you cunts. Also, it'd mean I wouldn't have to put any of you up in my crappy flat.

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Dad was flammable