RCL no. 4834 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-31-15

"Go to Jurassic World," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. I'm sorry, Chen if me and the boys got a little out of control earlier... FU-U-U-U-U-UCK YOU-U-U-UU-U-U!!

I am a fist popsicle. by atomiclunch 8-02-15

Break Time! What's doin', Chen? I was wondering, I mean, you're not a sock. What are you? What do you think, Chen? I was figuring... Turns out that he IS made from a couple of used odor-eaters, sewn together. He doesn't like having it pointed out, either. Dude, Pablo is like ALL FIST! What were you thinking?

Between the lines - 1 by atomiclunch 8-13-15

What happened to YOU? ...today My Bluetooth headset. Huh? Well, I collect antique door hardware and I was on the phone about a really good score... "Hell yeah! I'd love to get my hands on those knockers!"   !

Between the lines - 2 by atomiclunch 8-13-15

So, Agnes kicked your ass? Sort of. Need help? Thanks, please do. Thank you.

Between the lines - 3 by atomiclunch 8-13-15

This went on for a good while... That's quite a whoopin' you administered. Did he insult you, too, Oh, gosh no. I just... "really, really enjoy this..."

Chen Gets His Ass Kicked by four_legged_tripod 9-19-15

Can I touch your weiner? Next time, just call the dog a dachshund.

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Chen Gets His Ass Kicked After the Second Panel by Beeko180 10-02-15

It's a solid investment. We rig the comic so Chen gets his ass kicked after the second panel. Chen goes to the hospital. We split the pot, go our seperate ways richer than a jewish boy's piggy bank. Yea- wait... I go the hospital? But, my ass gets kicked in... Hang on... no. You can't just kick my arse in the second panel. No, I refuse t- Deal. NOwaAGH *OOF* WAIT! *UGH* AAGH! Fuck.

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Chen's Gay Cowboy Adventure by Beeko180 10-08-15

And then I says "I'm gonna find that godrang ol' asian fuckwittin' idgit and kick his yelle' ass from here to Timbukwhatever, I says". Ha, Ha! Suddenly- TIME TRAVEL Wait, what?

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Groovy! - DUCK!!!! by edoggydog 10-09-15

I'm going to have the Duck Lorange. You should have the salad, fatty! DUCK LORANGE!! SALAD, FATTY!! In other news... Chen got his ass kicked again by his wife today after a minor food fight escalated to an all out beat down. Groovy!

Groovy! - Chen Gets Body Slammed (Again) by edoggydog 10-24-15

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! Check out our neighbor, Phreaky, in a bikini... I hate to admit this as woman, but she has a body that just won't QUIT! As opposed to yours, which looks like it threw in the towel a long time... ...ago.

RCL no. 4965 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-15

Chen gets is ass kick by his wife, again, in 23 seconds! 22... 21... 20... 19... 18... 17... 16... 15... 14... 13... 12... What are you looking? ...11... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... I said, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?? ...and 1. Not your ugly-ass face, that's for sure. !!!!

RCL no. 4991 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-24-15

Holy shit, Chen... Did your wife kick your ass AGAIN?? No... I was in the hallway, wrestling with the security crab. AGAIN. Apparently, some-one has secretly changed the password. AGAIN. That's so ironic. I've also been wrestling... With what? My conscience... You see, I'm the one who's been secretly changing the password so the security crab will keep handing you your ass to you! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I'd break your fingers if you had any, you fucking stump-twat!

RCL no. 4995 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-15

Wife kicked your ass again, Chen? Goes without saying. Maybe, if you were nicer to her, she'd stop working you over like a retarded MMA fighter! Up yours.

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RCL no. 5035 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-31-15

Wow, Chen... Your artwork is filled with such anguish and torment! Such unbelievable pain! It's as if your wife kicks your ass every day! Every OTHER day. Whatever!

RCL no. 5027 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-23-15

Wow... That Johnson kid was "A-MAZE-Ing"! She's only twelve years old, but she worked you over like a retarded MMA fighter with Parkinsons! I only wish I had a video camera so I could have recorded and uploaded it onto Facebook! Are you going to call an ambulance, or am I going to stand here and bleed out like a retarded MMA fighter with Parkinsons?

RCL no. 5044 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-16

Meanwhile, back at the Chen household... I knew this would happen if you tried to play rugby at your age! That's what HE said? That's what who said? Dad. YOU TALKED TO THAT NO GOOD, LAZY, SON-OF-A-BITCH?? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE GOT UP ONE DAY AND JUST LEFT ME LIKE HE DID??? Yes.

RCL no. 5060 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-19-16

A little help here?! No. A little help here?! NO! A little help here?! YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES WITH MOM, DAD!!!

Groovy! - Chen Unbaffled by edoggydog 1-23-16

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. AGAIN. Groovy! I was a little hazy earlier because I just took a Xanax, but what was it you said about my coffee? Oh, that it tasted like, uh, swill? Proceed.

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Chen's mysterious flight. by atomiclunch 2-02-16

Okay, Mr. Chen, here we are. Just pull up a seat. Why is a man of your importance on a cargo flight, anyway? My mom is sick and I wanted the very first available flight out. What kind of cargo are we carrying, anyway? It's for another very important client who values his privacy, if you know what I mean. Be careful, cargo planes aren't quite as smooth-flying as passenger craft. Will do, and thanks! Upon landing... Gosh, Mr. Chen, what happened? First, I had no idea that human fist trafficking was even a thing. That said, if you're shipping 200 gross of them, they should be packed to stand a little turbulence!

Happy Chen-ese New Year by atomiclunch 2-13-16

Chen orders somethin' special for dinner! Having the special, are we? Yes, fresh grilled shark-ass! Makes a man more virile! *knuckles cracking* Sure you wouldn't like to... reconsider... your menu selection tonight? No, I've been looking forward to this all yea - Okay, try not to chew on the side without teeth for now...

Chen: Feels like the fist time. by atomiclunch 2-23-16

Damn, Chen. That virgin from POF must've been some handful last night. There was a bit of a communication breakdown... So.. "Sheila". I'm honored that you've invited me over to pop your cherry with an evening of "firsting". Umm, yeah. That's it. Why don't you head into the bedroom and get ready while I freshen up... Hm, this is minimalist. Sheila! What's with all the lube? Don't mind that, we won't be needing it! Make yourself comfortable. I'm guessing this will be a "first" for you...

Groovy! - Chen walks into a bar...LITERALLY by edoggydog 3-04-16

Sure, I'll tell you what happened to me... Groovy! Last night, I walked into a bar. And, you got into a bar fight? I thought you didn't drink. "Not that kind of bar, idiot!" Ow! Ow! Ow! You okay, mister?