I never use my real names on emails. Mike Bobsico is just a clever alias.

So you can stop staring at me smugly.

Couldnt you have picked a less crappy sounding alias then? You sound like a fed-ex delivery boy.

Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men?

MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS!

And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My real name is Dishwater Surprise.

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What others say about boorite!

Is my first name really that hard to guess?

It's "Big", of course.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow. Small world.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Wow. Small world.

And a clean one too.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This fawn's clothes are dirty, where should I take him to?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!!!!!

pita : pain in the ass

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

No it isn't.

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You mean, no, I'M not a pain in the ass?
Or, no, IT isn't a pain in the ass?
And if the latter, WHAT isn't a pain in the ass?
And, furthermore, how would you KNOW whether IT
is a pain in the ass or not a pain in the ass?
Are you only guessing?
And I'll bet you think I'm a pain in the ass now, eh?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Unless you're the tack some prankster placed on a seat earlier today, no.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

quote:

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Are you only guessing?
And I'll bet you think I'm a pain in the ass now, eh?

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You're a sweetheart, and I love you,
but if I took you up on the offer it
would probably interfere a tad when you
" do with me what you will : ) "
with ladyj.

: )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

quote:

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You're a sweetheart, and I love you,
but if I took you up on the offer it
would probably interfere a tad when you
" do with me what you will : ) "
with ladyj.

: )

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I can lift my filing cabinet for her

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

[Click to view comic: 'Jrnymate sucks balls']

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eat pie, and curry too

You're my second-favourite stripper, pita. Just thought you might like to know.

I just spotted that my favourite stripper, allenhenderson, has just made some new comics for the first time since last spring. Hurrah!

Speaking of Allen Henderson, have a look at his site. I haven't read all of it yet, but the stories about when he was little, and the stories his dad told him are hilarious. I especially like the one about the Ayatollah Kommeini.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

How cute. An anonymous threat.
In noob fasion. By an alter-ego.

I'm quaking now baby.

you're a Quaker now?

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Dad was flammable

WOW, I mean, really ! I am so honored.
Thank you. And now, I have to hurry up
and see what your comics are all about!
: )

btw, who is your first favourite?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'm not sure if I have a favourite stripcreator (stripper) but it would probably be a toss up between Wirthling and Fuzzyman....

a toss up of COINS Andy, just before you get any ideas.

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Dad was flammable

You eat coins?

I don't know how you went about deducing that one.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.