...some flowers...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

... and run wildly through the streets of New York, screaming something about liver spots and toe cheese, but that also didn't stop them from engaging in the wildest, most disgusting feet of their entire lives, which was ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...pretty cool considering they all were left with a huge...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

... stinking pile of overly used butt plugs that were shipped out of old folk's homes, but, and I do mean butt, there was a strangeness to their odor that couldn't quite be explained, until Columbo instantly appeared and inspected the green crusty goo left on the piles and suddenly it occured to him that ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Tony Danza is a dego ...

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...who likes rice pudding (doesn't everyone) but would be appaled at the fact that THIS rice pudding had rasins, which everyone knows that rice pudding should NEVER EVER have rasins in it, which the little freak at the deli needs to have his sorry little ass beaten in for that stunt, as well as...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

... Bob Vila because his mad carpenter skills ...

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... leaves something to be desired in bed, which led to his sex change catastrophe in 1988 where he and a chimpanzee ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

... rub butter on his nipples ...

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...with a toilet brush from HITLER'S ASS, which occured when we fed Hitler a whole bunch of ingredients and he SHIT OUT the toilet brush, which of course was no accident, because back in World War II Germany, they made a device for saving human tissue known as "Pandora's Box" and thusly saved HITLER'S ASS, which would have been locked away for eternity had someone not opened Pandora's Box and released HITLER'S ASS to destroy everything we hold dear, including...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...a small hamster of indeterminate age, by the name of Uncle Snuggly...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... and that didn't last too long, thanks to Richard Gere, but in other news ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

... our government rules , because bombing a middle-eastern wedding is ....

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... fighting against the gay-wedding movement, and it also curbs the appetites of the slovenly ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...McCoys, whose neverending feud with the Hatfields has spilled over into the rural town of Cockwalloper, Arizona...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... and that just makes for a massive semen stain on the underoos, but more importantly ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

... Nickelodeon sucks shit ...

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... and so do short entries in forums, but ya know, I had a feeling this was gunna happen the moment I turned around and saw ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...a huge ass pickle that was chanting...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

..."noodie noodie noooooodie" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until the goat got completely pissed and said "OMFG!!! STFU!!! DUNT MAEK ME GHET IRON CHEF ALL OVR J00R A$$!!!", which then prompted Dan Rather to strip off all his clothes, smear manwich on his ass, and then prance around on the La-Z Boy with...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

... a baseketball, 2 chinese cheerleaders named Roy, a packet of exlax, two 30 dollar bills, a wheeties spokesperson, and all of the episodes of the Simple Life crammed up his crack, which was a titillating feat, since he had to use a whole bottle of ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...canola oil to complete it, which made his mother very very angry because she couldn't fry up those buckwheat fritters for her canasta party and thustly she took a stop sign and proceeded to...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

... masturbate a sea turtle with it, which is a felony in the state of Maine, but she wasn't in Maine, she was in Arkansas, where it's legal to marry a sea turtle as long it's not of the same gender as you, which worked out in her favor because it was a hermaphrodite sea turtle, and there are no laws against that, so thusly she continued to masturbate the turtle while in the wedding chapel where she found ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

...evil mutated clowns, who were ironically less scary than regular clowns...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

... and they jumped her, using all the cunning they learned at Barnum & Bailey, which wasn't much, actually they were more like evil demon possessed circus midget mines than anything else, come to think of it, Al Gore was there, too, and if you ask how I know this it's because ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)