That big bald cunt has cunted out on us.

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So should we let this thread die till the return of the Follicly Challenged One?

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Colossal geeks never die - they just get a life.

Ironic, that...

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It's strange. Before he went into the engine chamber, he stuck his outsized, spatulate hand on my face and said, "remember." I mean, his hand just enveloped my head like Dr. J palming a basketball. That was the last I saw of the freak, but now I have this compelling urge to felch a goat, which is quite unlike me. I think we should hijack a starship and go look for him.

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Strip Creator 2 - The Search for Gabe

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3.

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Gabe - The final frontier.

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TOBOR END TOPIC!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Was that before or after he said, "I have been, and will always be a geek"?

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There once was a fella named Gabe,
who wanted our pictures as babes.
He asked all around,
got them and left town.
His new paedophile site's all the rage.

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Stripcreator: The Movement
Stripcreator 2: The Rash of Cunt
Stripcreator 3: The Search for Ointment
Stripcreator 4:
Stripcreator 5:
Stripcreator 6: The Undiscovered Pollop

Shiznat, I can't remember the titles of 4 and 5. One had whales and the bitch from 7th Heaven (Voyage Home?), the other had Spock's brother, a pseudo-deity, and double penetration.

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IV The voayage home
V The Final Frontier

In honor of the thread

And proud of it.

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Hello bitches. I am back. I'm pretty well settled into the new place and finally got my damn phone service up and running. I had to get an Earthlink account because the DSL still isn't working, but dammit, I'm here and that's all that counts.

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...

...sorry, who are you?

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If Gabe's here, who did I bury in the woods?

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Interesting after I only got the chance to photoshop ONE sighting of gabe, he shows up. The mystery is over.

unless it really isn't gabe, and it's a robot or clone or some kind of comic book stuff.

How can you prove yourself?

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Hello bitches. I am back.

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I've got 2.

You phsag07s missed the backwards elite comic, so I don't even want to be associated with you guys anymore.
[Click to view comic: 'Broadway Likes Me.']

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I would like to share a few amusing emails that I received from a hosting company in regards to some tech support issues I was having with a site. A while back I was trying to help my brother in law set up a simple info page for his law practice that we could point his domains toward, and I ended up finding a place called www.melliniumnetworks.com. They looked ok, and the price was great (maybe $25 for a year) so I signed up. The site went up with no problems, but then maybe a few weeks later it went down. I waited patiently, thinking it would pop back in a day or so, but nothing happened. Finally I got around to sending them an email after about a week of the site being down. Below is our email correspondence. I don't actually have the emails I sent, but I'll sum them up for you.

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Hi. I'm having some problems with my site. It's been down for about a week. Are there some sort of server issues I should be aware of? I'd like to get this resolved as soon as possible.

(Auto-response)

Dear Customer,

Thank you for choosing MelliniumNetworks.com, We have the honor to
inform you the following :

Your message has been delivered to our support team.
Our reply will be e-mailed to you as soon as possible.

_________________________
Kind Regards,
MelliniumNetworks Support Team

Response

Dear Mr.,

Thank you for contacting us, We have received your inquiry, We have the
pleasure to inform you that :

Sir, we have informed you about this problem and ways to solve it in
the email subjected (VERY IMPORTANT) sent to you about 12 days ago,
please follow instructions in that email.

Thank you again, for any further inquiries, please don\'t hesitate to
contact us, We promise to do our best to help.

_____________________________

With Kind Regards

MelliniumNetworks Support

If I'd received the email that you sent regarding instructions on how to fix this issue, why would I be contacting you? Don't you think it would have been a good idea to attach the previous email to the one you just sent if it was so important? Regardless of that, why is it my problem to make sure your servers are working?

Response

Dear Mr.,

Thank you for contacting us, We have received your inquiry, We have the
pleasure to inform you that :

Sir, please check your mail box as we are sure that we have sent this
email, if you want us to resend it, we will.

Thank you again, for any further inquiries, please don\'t hesitate to
contact us, We promise to do our best to help.

_____________________________

With Kind Regards

MelliniumNetworks Support

We're sure that we've sent you this email? What's wrong with you idiots! I already told you that I didn't get it! How fucking hard is it to just attach it to the emails that you're sending? You've got to be the most incompetent bunch of morons I've ever seen. Forget about fixing it. I already found a more reliable hosting company that isn't run by a group of brain dead monkeys. Please cancel my account immediately.

Response

Dear Mr.,

Thank you for contacting us, We have received your inquiry, We have the
pleasure to inform you that :

Ok, you have done the right thing, your account is cancelled.

Thank you again, for any further inquiries, please don\'t hesitate to
contact us, We promise to do our best to help.

_____________________________

With Kind Regards

MelliniumNetworks Support

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Maybe the word "Mellinium" should have been a clue.

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As in Network and Network Mellenium Networks?

Also, given the quality of the English in all of their replies, it looks safe to say that they are now in possession of all Gabe's base.

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