They live!!!

[Click to view comic: 'They Live!']

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'The motivator']

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Recently in my local paper.

Brad did some sub_m7 relocation, and I am posting this to fix the front page.

Snoochie noochie boochies!

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Mommy! They scare me! Make them stop!

They know not what they do.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There must be some kind of world record for the longest forum thread ever. I bet this would win.

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Try Newgrounds BBS. They have some pretty long threads.

Scott Fahlman must die

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - It was 20 years ago today that Scott Fahlman taught the 'Net how to smile.

The IBM researcher has devoted his professional life to artificial intelligence, the practice of teaching computers how to think like humans.

Fahlman is known for his work with neural networks -- a computer technique designed to mimic the human brain -- and helping develop Common Lisp, a computer language that uses symbols instead of numbers, but the bearded scientist is perhaps best known for a flash of inspiration that helped to define Internet culture, in all of its ungrammatical glory.

On Sept. 19, 1982, Fahlman typed :-) in an online message.

The "smiley face" has since become a staple of online communication, allowing 12-year-old girls and corporate lawyers alike to punctuate their messages with a quick symbol that says, "8-) Hey, I'm only joking" or ";-) Let's meet someplace private but don't tell your mom."

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have a new pet.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Isn't that a Brown Recluse spider?

---
"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

How geeky you ask?

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Geeky enough to want to get post number 1600 in this thread.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Actually, 1600 replies should imply that the guy before you had 1600, as the first post doesn't count as a reply but should count as a post.

Say knucklehead... Did you perchance look at the post before mine?

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Of course not! What, should I have? ;-)

Heh, I should've gone with the first message I had intended. Can I withdraw 1602 and replace it with this :-P :

Are you sure it isn't post 1599 or post 1601? Maybe you miscounted. ;-)

You just keep digging in deeper... and deeper.

All the smileys in the world won't save you now. You've been added to the 'feed to robotic sharks' list.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Do you guys really worry about stuff like this?

---
Bitchy Sauce Girl?

Remember, there are guys that measure body parts and check to see where they stand next to a chart of supposed averages.

1600 is a BIG number.

Impressed?

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

---

Remember, there are guys that measure body parts and check to see where they stand next to a chart of supposed averages.

1600 is a BIG number.

---

They do.

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm in Wisconsin.

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

So is vichyssoisegirl. Are you anywhere near Stevens Point? You could point your stevens at her.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Come here a minute and hold my groceries while I use the bubbler, then. We can go for brats later. Yah hey!

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.