Bob Marley's early ska stuff was awesome

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

There's a guy at my work who has his own personal air band, which he plays all the parts. Not all at once, thankfully, but he also makes strange howling/shouting noises while listening to his headphones and sitting off by himself in the back of the room. Today I'm going to dazzle him with my killer air accordian.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechickaI read this post while listening to a Weird Al Polka compilation of pop song clips. And I thought it quite the coincidence.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You should pretend to be an air groupie, you know, pretend to flash your tits, then go back stage and give him an airjob.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

that's how Jackie Kennedy got her start

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what if nigger meant kite

I really don't care about starving children in other countries.  Stop interrupting my television shows with your commercials begging me to give them money.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And I really don't care why Hillary Clinton's parents named her "Hillary."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

When I have to take a deuce in a public restroom, I wrap the entire seat with toilet paper. I use my foot to flush, use toilet paper in my hand to unlatch the door and after I wash my hands, I use my elbow to turn the water off. I'm also the guy that uses the paper towel to open the door and throw it on the floor IF there is no garbage pail there.

Cre8tive13

 I do the opposite of all that

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

Cre8tive13

 got some germ issues do we?

when i have to drop a deuce in a public restroom i cleanse the toilet seat in my sterile urine first then i grunt and scream a lot while defecating. then i fish my turd out of the bowl and write 'Hitler lives' on the wall with it while humming 'Flight of the Valkyries'.

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Kill Whitey.

I apologize for my previous post. It was offensive to fecophiliacs and Nazis everywhere and was made in poor taste.

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Kill Whitey.

Bob Marley's early ska stuff was awesome

I agree, and will go so far as to say most, if not all, of the pre-Island records are awesome.

I'm not really ashamed, but:

I do a pretty good voice for Lois from Family Guy!

(That includes Stewie, Brian, Cleveland, Tom Tucker, Diane Simmons, blah blah blah...)

FREAKIN' SWEET!

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Buddabingbadingning

does anyone else see the subliminal shit they used to do in the 50's on t.v. right now?

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Obnoxiously Noxious. That's what a QUOX is!

This thread hasn't been touched in ages.

My confession is my comics suck

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

AngryAmerican wrote:

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Cre8tive13

 got some germ issues do we?

when i have to drop a deuce in a public restroom i cleanse the toilet seat in my sterile urine first then i grunt and scream a lot while defecating. then i fish my turd out of the bowl and write 'Hitler lives' on the wall with it while humming 'Flight of the Valkyries'.

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Yeah, that was me.

[IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h196/Swamp_Lummox/hitlerlives.jpg[/IMG]

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Kill Whitey.

My penis is like a samurai sword. Whenever I pull it out I am not allowed to put it back in until it draws blood.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Oh yeah and it's also a little bit curved.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

and really really thin and pointy.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

and often held by ancient Japanese men.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

and worshipped by teenage nerds who've never touched a woman.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

and in my ex-roomate's bedroom, hung poorly

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

and in the movie Highlander

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

When in nursery, I was once part of a team that made the worlds largest Jelly Baby (6ft 6'in tall). And I got onto TV as a result.

I was however only 5, so couldnt take advantage of my new found stardom.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"