Alastair Campbell's coming to speak in Edinburgh tomorrow, and I'm going along. We'll see if he tells as many lies in real life as he does in the press.

Vice President Murtha?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

An old article, but still scary.

The original report. (PDF)

I think we know whwere MaKK gets his news...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I never said there was a pre-war link from Al-Qaeda to Iraq, and the administration has actually stated this is the case.

Also I said several times, over and over, that I didn't even think Bush should have mentioned WMDs being present in Iraq, because it would look bad if they weren't found, and only be of benefit to the P.R. of the war if they were. I said it was a mistake to spin the WMD evidence the way it was spun.

I like that I disagee with you, so automatically I am pro-Bush and watching that crazy Fox News. Just like that article headline says something bad about the U.S., so automatically everything in it is information painting a bad picture of the administration (even though they are mentioned no where in it).

You are all just hippies smoking the dope and watching that crazy MTV.

Hey fuzzyman, turn down the MTV a while, I think it's rotting your brain out.

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Hey here's a pretty good story on the complete 100% fakey "outrage" over the mention of a historical event in a Bush ad:

This, then, is the fringe crowd that declares itself "offended" by the Bush ads.

That is, if you can turn down your MTV long enough to read it!! LOL ;)

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So today I stood a metre away from Alastair Campbell. I could taste the evil.

His wang is a metre long?

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Dad was flammable

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I never said there was a pre-war link from Al-Qaeda to Iraq, and the administration has actually stated this is the case.

Also I said several times, over and over, that I didn't even think Bush should have mentioned WMDs being present in Iraq, because it would look bad if they weren't found, and only be of benefit to the P.R. of the war if they were. I said it was a mistake to spin the WMD evidence the way it was spun..

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People know what they get when they turn on Fox News, just like they know what they get when they turn on Rush Limbaugh.

The phrase "fair and balanced" was, actually, made up to piss people like you off. That is actually the truth.

I've never noticed a bias in NPR programming.

Hey, you discovered TV is superficial. Way to go Columbo.

"Meter" is already a British term, do you have to gay it up more by spelling it "metre"?

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No arguments here.

Actually, I think the phrase refers to fair and balanced, covering the issues and news in a political bent that balances out other stations. At least that's the idea.

Never checked it out.

It's all about the Benjamins.

"Meter" is already a British term, do you have to gay it up more by spelling it "metre"?

Actually, I think "metre" was invented by US scientists. I am probably wrong. But in any case, there is logic behind the cockeyed spelling. A meter is something to measure with, a metre is a unit of measurment.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Three metres. They don't call me "Deep Down" Dougan for nothing, you know.

I think DX is right about the spelling and what not.

And to those of my fellow Americans still a little confused about the metric system, a metre is around 1 yard. 3 feet. 36".

Of course, this "around" stuff would create chaos in the space program. 1km is nowhere near the same as 1,000 yards.

Of course, it's been a while since I really looked at the metric system, but I assure you, it's really quite useful. Now I'm going to drink my 12oz soda, and do my work on my 17" monitor, all while sitting my 6'1, 147lb ass on a chair.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

NPR is fascist, which puts it slightly to the left of Fox.

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What others say about boorite!

WBAI in New York is a great radio station, and I guess it's considered NPR. It's pretty left-wing, but not in an insanely obvious, agenda-touting sense like Fox is.

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NPR Programming I believe is broken up into local affiliate programming, along with national feed programming. The proportion of that I think is determined at least in part by the local affiliates. Local affiliates could in fact be biased, espcially if their donations come from certain groups of people (wealthy liberals). They are naturally going to put on more programming that appeals to their donors.

Also for an organization that is dependent on government funding, they might surely express some kind of "bias" in that area. (You know, the insidious "Support the Arts!" agenda)

More ramp-up to the Bin Laden nab!

I actually bet they nab him in spring, as they had been suggesting they would before the winter. This would essentially derail the Kerry campaign completely. If they did this maybe they'd seal the deal by shooting Osama later in the year. Just a guess.

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Democratic Party: The Party of Hate

Kerry's spokesman said all the swearing on his site was probably caused by a "virus". Maybe he meant a real one that attacks the brain.

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OMG that's almost as bad as that time W said he likes to chase pussy with his dad.

Try not to imagine George Bush Sr. getting a lap dance.

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You are all deceived. All of you.

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What others say about boorite!

Hey look at this image on the front page of CNN:

What's this?? Bush CLEARLY takes up 2/3rds of the picture, leaving Kerry a mere 1/3RD!

This is a clear bias on the part of CNN. Are they saying Kerry deserves 1/3rd the attention that Bush will get??

P.S. omg turn on cnn :|

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It's worse than that. Bush is standing in the light of day, with an open palm extended in friendship. Kerry is standing in some ghastly artificial light, both hands hidden from view. He could be holding a dagger behind his back or masturbating furiously -- you just don't know. But clearly, the worst is implied.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Steve Bell on W

E-voting still sucks

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Trying to save money? Trying to keep a job or get one? Too bad. It looks like we've entered the second dip in the W shaped recession.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'll just assume the story says the opposite of the headlines, Spankling, and save myself some time, how about that. Or maybe you just posted dead links again with headlines you made up. (That's always a classic manuver).

Wow look at the new CNN pic:

No wonder Kerry had such a small photo, he looks like a Jack-O-Lantern mated with Frakenstein.

I do agree that voting with no paper trail is just stupid.

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Please explain.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.