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Spankling
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I was talking about the funding request Bush himself made, Spankling.


This request most likely was nothing more than more money for Bushy pals. Real funding, like pay and medical care etc has been slashed by Bush time and time again.

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4-03-04 1:25pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
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Yeah I bet somehow the 80 billion dollars meant for the military was secretly delivered to "Bush n' Pals" and only Kerry uncovered the truth but no one would listen.

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4-03-04 6:06pm (new)
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Spankling
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WAY overly simplified. But for you that passes as a step forward.

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4-03-04 7:59pm (new)
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Spankling
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I'm not sure what to make of this email that was forwarded to me...

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
DEAR SIR / MADAM,

I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.

IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY.

MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST.

THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS.

BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.

MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER.

UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.

WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER.

I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL.

I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER.

I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.

SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,

GEORGE WALKER BUSH
Switchboard: 202.456.1414
Comments: 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
Email: president@whitehouse.gov

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4-03-04 9:01pm (new)
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MikeyG
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I'm not sure what the hell to make of that either, Spank.

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4-04-04 9:45am (new)
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Spankling
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4-04-04 10:06am (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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Spanling, did you notice that that cartoon is a subtle critique of people who support Clarke? I'm asking because it doesn't seem like something you would normally post.

It did have a lot of words in it, so I'm thinking maybe you just read the beginning like usual.

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4-04-04 11:46am (new)
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Spankling
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Some of us aren't as shallow as you see the world, makk.

Even in agreeing with what is said in that comic I have to support the effort of removing the worst president in the history of this nation.

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4-04-04 11:49am (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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Whatever, I don't really believe you are an independent so I'm pretty sure you'd want to remove him regardless of what he did. I'm getting about as sick of the anti-Bush talk as I was of the Clinton-witchhunts.

And my vote for worst president in American history goes to: James Buchanan

My reasoning is that even if he could not avert the Civil War, he didn't do a good job of keeping it to a limited engagement. I think the Civil War still accounts for the most number of American casualties in a military conflict.

"Sir, our great Union is in trouble!"

'Duhrr..I like pie'
"Mister President there will be plenty of time for pie later!!"
'But I want pie now. :( '

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4-04-04 1:41pm (new)
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Spankling
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At least the Bush bashing is about issues that are getting people killed and ruining the economy as opposed to Clnton ruining good cigars with plump interns.

JB and GWB have that in common, I'll grant.

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4-04-04 2:07pm (new)
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Zaster
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You leave Grant out of this! He was a fine president.

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4-04-04 2:25pm (new)
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childofthecorn254
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Just one thing to say here......the president sucks.

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4-04-04 2:26pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
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I'm not too wild about President Grant either.

Can you show me a direct cause and effect with Bush ruining the economy?

Why aren't you mad at Koffi Annan for sending U.N. members to their deaths? Remember when they got blown up a few months ago? In Iraq? Just because they were coming to help rebuild the contry? Isn't it the same thing? We're basically trying to rebuild Iraq at this point, I think it's about time to start blaming the violent elements in Iraq for, you know, the violence.

So if you think Bush is the worst president ever I'm curious to know who you though the worst before him was.

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4-04-04 2:28pm (new)
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childofthecorn254
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Yea I think President Bush is the worst president, but I dont know who was worse before him, but Im guessing no one because Ive never seen the whole entire country like a pile of shit.

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4-04-04 2:58pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
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yes, but he makes some damn good reality television

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4-04-04 6:57pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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I was talking to Spankling, you dink.

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4-05-04 12:20am (new)
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Spankling
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He's a dink? You're the one talking to me!

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4-05-04 6:58pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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Kerry: Fat-Cats Pad Payrolls to Boost Bush

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In the aftermath of news that 308,000 new jobs were created in March, Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry said today that "corporate fat-cats are padding their payrolls with unneeded workers to help George Bush win the election."

"These wealthy special interests are so desperate to give Bush some good news, that they've hired 308,000 people that they don't need," said Mr. Kerry. "Some say this is an expression of hope for a better future, but I think it's the worst sort of cynicism. Many of these same 308,000 will some day lose their jobs, and that tragic loss must be laid at the doorstep of George W. Bush who did nothing to stop his wealthy cronies from hiring these future unemployed people."


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4-06-04 6:04am (new)
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Spankling
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And you pretend to think they wouldn't?

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4-06-04 5:35pm (new)
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Spankling
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Associated Press

April 4, 2004

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) -- Inside the marble-floored palace hall that serves as the press office of the U.S.- led coalition, Republican Party operatives lead a team of Americans who promote mostly good news about Iraq.

Dan Senor, a former press secretary for Spencer Abraham, the Michigan Republican who's now Energy Secretary, heads the office packed with former Bush campaign workers, political appointees and ex-Capitol Hill staffers.

One-third of the U.S. civilian workers in the press office have GOP ties, running an enterprise that critics see as an outpost of Bush's re-election effort with Iraq a top concern.


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4-06-04 8:22pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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Yeah I'm sure political enemies of Bush are rushing to work for the White House in Iraq.

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4-06-04 9:59pm (new)
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Spankling
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Dork - Nobody is supposed to be working for the White House in Iraq. The press office of the U.S. is not a wing of the Bush election campaign.

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4-06-04 10:21pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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This is reply 1947!

A very good year, if I do say so myself.

4-06-04 10:27pm (new)
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MaKK_BeNN
VOTE JEB BUSH 2008

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I think the White House press department is always an advocate for the current administration, regardless of it being an election year.

Also I do believe there should be some people in Iraq working for the White House.

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4-07-04 12:45am (new)
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Spankling
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Mr. Clarke is not alone.

U.S. Terrorism Policy Spawns Steady Staff Exodus

Wednesday, April 07, 2004 7:45 p.m. ET

By Caroline Drees, Security Correspondent

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Since the Sept. 11 attacks, the Bush administration has faced a steady exodus of counterterrorism officials, many disappointed by a preoccupation with Iraq they said undermined the U.S. fight against terrorism.

Former counterterrorism officials said at least half a dozen have left the White House Office for Combating Terrorism or related agencies in frustration in the 2 1/2 years since the attacks.

Some also left because they felt President Bush had sidelined his counterterrorism experts and paid almost exclusive heed to the vice president, the defense secretary and other Cabinet members in planning the "war on terror," former counterterrorism officials said.

"I'm kind of hoping for regime change," one official who quit told Reuters.

The administration's handling of the battle against terrorism is a key issue for the presidency, and could be key to Bush's re-election effort.

Similar charges were made by Bush's former counterterrorism czar, Richard Clarke, who told the independent commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks that the administration ignored the al Qaeda threat beforehand and was fixated on Iraq afterward. National security adviser Condoleezza Rice testifies before the 9/11 panel on Thursday.

"Iraq has been a distraction from the whole counterterrorism effort," said the former official, adding the policy had frustrated many in the White House anti-terrorism office, about two-thirds of whom have left and been replaced since Sept. 11.

The administration vehemently denies the accusations, and says it is making strong progress in the global war on terror.

HIGH TURNOVER

Roger Cressey, who served under Clarke in the White House counterterrorism office, said: "Dick accurately reflects the frustration of many in the counterterrorism community in getting the new administration to take the al Qaeda issue seriously."

Cressey left the office in November 2001, when he became chief of staff of the White House's cybersecurity office until September 2002.

The attrition among all levels of the Office for Combating Terrorism began shortly after the attacks and continued into this year. At least eight officials in the office -- which numbers a dozen people -- have left and been replaced since 9/11. Several of the officials were contacted by Reuters.

The office has been run by four different people since the attacks, and at least three have held the No. 2 slot.

"There has been excessively high turnover in the Office for Combating Terrorism," said Flynt Leverett, who served on the White House National Security Council for about a year until March 2003 and is now a fellow at the Brookings Institution think tank.

"If you take the (White House) counterterrorism and Middle East offices, you've got about a dozen people ... who came to this administration wanting to work on these important issues and left after a year or often less because they just don't think that this administration is dealing seriously with the issues that matter," he said.

Rand Beers, a former No. 2 in the office who quit last year over the administration's handling of the war on terrorism, told Reuters the turnover had been "unusually high" since the hijacked airliner attacks in New York and Washington.

"And one of the reasons is frustration with the way counterterrorism policy has been conducted, including the focus on Iraq," said Beers, who now serves as a foreign policy adviser for Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, who hopes to unseat Bush in November.

The White House denied there had been unusually high turnover, saying staff tended to be on limited assignments from other federal agencies. A senior administration official said it was "absolutely untrue" Iraq was diverting attention from overall counterterrorism efforts.

Another official said it was wrong to link all the numerous departures to policy concerns over Iraq.

Several current and former officials said burn out from job stress also contributed to high turnover in the office, as did frustration among some staff about the limits of their influence over policymaking in general. Many National Security Council staffers only stay 18 months to two years.

One current counterterrorism official said while the Iraq campaign had been a "huge resource drain," this held true for all major events that compete for scarce resources.

"There's a problem of too few counterterrorism staffers to begin with ... and with the focus on any big issue like Iraq, it is a distraction from the overall counterterrorism effort," the official said.

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4-07-04 8:38pm (new)
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