doodoocaca

:O

awesome

uh......

Dave Kelly rules

this is evidently a year old, but i saw it for the first time yesterday and thought i should share:

bush and blair and richie and ross

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

watch this before it's blammed!!!!!

Me and some guys from school, made a movie of Tom Fulp having sex with a donkey, and we keep posting it on Newgrounds. It's been blammed like 10 times so far.

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Poop.

Pac-Manhattan

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I've been busy

Contriband Whizzinator anyone?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Contriband Whizzinator anyone?

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http://douglas.min.net/essay/

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

israphael, where do you find this stuff? And where can I find the two kids that wrote those essays? They're brilliant!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

wow. i read student essays for a living--we're talking upwards of 500 a day--and yet that made me laugh my ass off. i feel a lot better about the future of our country now.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

This room is so scary.

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You know you totally missed me!

I got 10 strange things. Are there 2 more?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www-jcsu.jesus.cam.ac.uk/~rah56/walkthrough.html#memo

for the solution.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[url=http://www.two-twenty.net/archives/000285.html
]Hello Kitty...cough cough cough[/url].

And now a little haiku.

Put your money in,
select and pull a lever,
high school girl's panties.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Badgerphone

everyone needs an ASCII generator.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Here are some excellent study materials for upcoming chemistry tests.

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Blue is the color of victory.

How tired are you?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

quote:

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LONDON (Reuters) - A drunken woman looking for a place to sleep slipped past security and onto an aircraft at Aberdeen airport in Scotland where she dozed unnoticed for several hours, sparking a review of security.

The British Airports Authority (BAA) said Monday it had launched a full investigation after the woman -- reported by a newspaper to be a scantily clad stripper -- scaled a fence and boarded a private jet.

"The young woman was found aboard an aircraft last Thursday and an investigation is under way," a BAA spokesman said.

The Sun newspaper said 22-year-old Soraya Wilson was discovered eight hours after she passed out in the plane's cockpit. She was cautioned but not charged.

"I don't know who was more embarrassed when they found me, the security men or me, because I was just wearing my knickers and a little top when I woke up," she told the paper.

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people different from (most of) us

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

i know i, for one, don't have enough things that are entombed in lucite.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Good times.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Better check how that dress looks under a flash next time.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Is it just me, or does John Kerry look more and more like a Wrinkle Elemental every time his picture is taken?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.