And with that, here (fucking finally...) is
Round 4
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Akirajim versus Ewwwww
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[*]Embarrassing ways to die
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| OK! Are you ready for your first mission, bubbles? | |
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| I'll take that as a yes. Lets just fill the oxygen tan....Jesus Christ! The suit is filling....up....with....cra.... | |
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boinky33 versus crabby
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[*]something about pie
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| Welcome to Cakes & Pies! How may I help you? | |
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| I just ordered a pie and there's a dead baby in it! I'm going to get you fired! | |
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| You know Mars is way over rated. I don't understand why mankind wanted to come here for so many years. | |
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| We're in hell. We died while playing a good old fashioned game of Space Air Hockey. You fell in the ice and then when I tried to save you I got pulled in and we both drowned. | |
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| It is surprisingly like Ohio in the summer. Why don't you go to that pie vendor and get us both some pies. An out of place Amish man recommended them highly. | |
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| Aren't you awfully short for a pie vendor? Do you have any apple pies? | |
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| The only pie we carry is the pie of shattered dreams! | |
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dcomposed
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[*]Meeting a long-lost relative
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SCROE 1 for dcom by default
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JrnymnNate versus little_kitty
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[*]Your characters are at school
[*]Use the Pirate and a kaddar animal somewhere
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You'll have to click for the last two. Blame some one who cares.
Procrastination aside, it was fun doing this.
Enter: The Kajun.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm away to vote.
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