They didn't care. They said I should avoid airplanes.

I am once again in no condition to go into work today, but after calling in on tuesday and wednesday, I fear thewy might make me need a doctors note to return or something. I want to call in because I feel like I might die, but maybe if I go in and die there then my corpse will be worth more.

http://www.mu.edu/wmur

Like listening to me and that cohost talk about nothing? Listen to our show. It's on for another hour. Go to the link and click 'Listen Now!'

I'm feeling better. I'm gonna go into work today.

PORFLE VS. PARIS HILTON!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Enjoy the magical enchantment of these magically enchanting stories  HERE.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If any of you haven't gotten your copy of Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul, copies are still available at Amazon.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FOR GOD'S SAKE, STAY IN THE HOUSE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I feel in love on 2/21/08 to a girl I call LC. She's little and she's a cop.

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obscenity filter is off

LuckyGuess actually listened to my boring college radio show tonight. That makes him 5th degree awesome.

biped

I have learned a valuable lesson in scoring free pizza. Also, in avoiding Oprah Winfrey. Kudos once again are in order for you.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

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I has a flavor!

For lunch I enjoyed a nice can of Chef Boyardee Beef Raviolli's.

ZMannZilla

I feel a strong urge to thank you for this comment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

laugh at me all you want, but i saw avenged sevenfold and bullet for my valentine tonight and it was fucking AWESOME

Though I'm sure you're decomposing,

In your books kids still are nosing.

And even though we're not related,

I'm wishing birthday bliss belated

With hunks of honks just like a goose;

Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

on friday the jack russell i'm taking care of mangled my right indaex and middle finger. the wounds gdot infected and im on antibiotics and darvoset forr the pain.

ive been ty ping this since saturday

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

BigFrank105

Where you high? I've known people to mistake 'Bullet' for a good band whilst high. That's the usual explanation. Stay away from whomever you went with (obviously out of friendship/pity/to get laid), they may have done other unnatural things to you while you were in this state.

atreyu was there too if that makes it any better

boloboffin

You have my sympathies.  I got bitten by an outside cat once who panicked when I was trying to put her into a carrier and started chomping on my fingers like they were tuna treats, including biting right through my thumbnail.  My fingers swell upped and hurted real bad after that.  I should've asked for summa dat darvocet.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've been bitten by several hamsters. Not all at the same time. Richard Gere was not present at any time.

I got bit by the quilting bug. Now I can't walk past a thrift store without peeking in to look for old tablecloths to incorporate into my 9/11 memorial quilt.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Because nothing helps remember the tragedy of 9/11 like stuff that you use to keep your 3-year-old from spilling Cheerios on your table.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I use bits of denim and sequins to represent the explosives planted by our government in the WTC to execute the sham attack. Hello, my name is Dr. Steven Jones.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Richard Gere is one of the best presents a gal could ask for.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)