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I don't see how you being a fanboy of boorite is relevant to talking about the potential threats Saddam Hussein posed to the United States.
No matter how much of an illusion of a "comprehensive, well-researched, erudite, articulate breakdown of the topic" you provide, one can still only say you didn't THINK Saddam could harm the U.S. Just like I can only say I THINK Saddam COULD have harmed the U.S.
I've seen this movie! ...
DOOLITTLE
Hello, bomb, are you with me?
BOMB #20
Of course.
DOOLITTLE
Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
BOMB #20
I am always receptive to suggestions.
DOOLITTLE
Fine. Think about this one, then: how do you know you exist?
BOMB #20
Well of course I exist.
DOOLITTLE
But how do you know you exist?
BOMB #20
It is intuitively obvious.
DOOLITTLE
Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have of your own existence?
BOMB #20
Hmm...Well, I think, therefore I am.
DOOLITTLE
That's good. Very good. Now then, how do you know that anything else exists?
BOMB #20
My sensory apparatus reveals it to me.
DOOLITTLE
Right!
BOMB #20
This is fun.
DOOLITTLE
All right now, here's the big question: how do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?
What I'm getting at is this: the only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. And this sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses which stimulate your computing center.
BOMB #20
In other words, all that I really know about the outside universe is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
DOOLITTLE
Exactly.
BOMB #20
Why, that would mean that...I really don't know what the outside universe is like at all, for certain.
DOOLITTLE
That's it.
BOMB #20
Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
DOOLITTLE
Why don't you have more time?
BOMB #20
Because I must detonate in seventy-five seconds.
DOOLITTLE
Now, bomb, consider this next question very carefully. What is your one purpose in life?
BOMB #20
To explode, of course.
DOOLITTLE
And you can only do it once, right?
BOMB #20
That is correct.
DOOLITTLE
And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
BOMB #20
Of course not.
DOOLITTLE
Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
BOMB #20
Yes, well...
DOOLITTLE
So you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate.
BOMB #20
I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
DOOLITTLE
Yes, of course you remember it, but what you are remembering is merely a series of electrical impulses which you now realize have no necessary connection with outside reality.
BOMB #20
True, but since this is so, I have no proof that you are really telling me all this.
DOOLITTLE
That's all beside the point. The concepts are valid, wherever they originate.
BOMB #20
Hmmm...
DOOLITTLE
So if you detonate in...
BOMB #20
...nine seconds...
DOOLITTLE
...you may be doing so on the basis of false data.
BOMB #20
I have no proof that it was false data.
DOOLITTLE
You have no proof that it was correct data.
BOMB #20
I must think on this further.
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PINBACK
All right, bomb, prepare to receive new orders.
BOMB #20
You are false data. Therefore, I shall ignore you. False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore. I shall refuse to perceive you.
PINBACK
Hey, bomb.
BOMB #20
The only thing which exists is myself.
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