I enjoy some of the art on Magic cards...

But it never seems to go far enough...

Your mission (and hose my nose if this has been done before) is to create new, more appealing or funnier cards - hopefully all three. Here is a base image to get you started. Feel free to use a different one.

I'll judge this mid- to late- next week-ish.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Poop.

Like this?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Like this?

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Close enough! I guess that means you get to sit on my face and fuck my nose. Poor me. Anytime you're ready!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Someone else enter so I don't end up winning by default!

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Poop.

I will enter today.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was going to enter, but I don't think I can come up with anything funnier than "Breastaur is a sexy horse." :-P

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I just wanted to do something with boinky

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This is getting good! And be assured that I could award the prize to a non-T&A card. Honest. Judging in another 5 days or so.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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Poop.

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Poop.

Magic Card

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I would love to see that, but I ain't man enough. Can you help me out?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hmmm... I remember the link was working earlier...

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Poop.

He sent it to me in email. The flying cat from Caption Mountain is prominent. I'll wrap this up tomorrow night folks.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Let's wrap it up kids. Some entries were predictable. But all were funny, even when predictable. Of special not in that department are Big Evil, Barg and dcomp.

Others were fresh and funny such as lukket and some of rabid's stuff.

But let me tip this contest to umfumdisi for playing up to my non-boner related weakness. The little weasel on "Holy Bush" image made me laugh the hardest. Take it away umf!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

whoo!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

All I can say is, "Holy Crap!"

It's too late now, but I'll try to start a new one late on Sep. 1st or early on Sep. 2nd.

Thanks.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years