I've been doing a lot of work-related strips lately. Here is a real-life series based on my former secretary.

Why The Tech Guys Love Me by choadwarrior 8-18-03

Your former secretary sent me over here to get her old monitor. Why? She says she likes it better than the one she has in her new department, even though they're identical. Knowing her, its probably the picture of the cow she had on her desktop. Is she really that clueless? Totally. Just give her a mirror--she'll never know the difference.

Bad Enough For Government Work by choadwarrior 8-21-03

I need you to e-mail or fax my new secretary a copy of that annual notice we send out at the beginning of school. I can fax it. Thanks. What's your fax number? It's the same fax number that you had for 12 years up until last week when you transfered to this department. I know; I had it written down, but I think I threw it away.

Honesty Is Still The Best Policy by choadwarrior 8-24-03

IT resorts to lying to get my former secretary to stop asking them to swap her 15" monitor for another 15" monitor... I thought you were going to bring over my old monitor? I can't work with the one they gave me in this department. I'm sorry, it just won't work with this computer. Why not? Because the black monitors go with the black computers. There's no way I can hook up a black monitor to a white pc. That makes sense. Do you have any spare black computers?

Repetitive Stress by choadwarrior 8-25-03

So I finally put an end to all that nonsense about my former secretary wanting to swap monitors with my new secretary. FINALLY! Did you just tell her there is no difference between the two--that they're both 15 inch monitors? No, she wouldn't buy that argument. So what did you tell her? That her new monitor is better because it's ergonomic.

Office Gossip by choadwarrior 9-13-03

Your ex-boss said some pretty mean things about you in the office the other day. GASP! What did he say? First he said you wanted your old monitor back because you thought you'd get the picture of the cow on the desktop with it, then he said they could give you a mirror and you'd never notice. So he thinks I'm fat and stupid? Yeah, it's funny because it's true.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Good stuff. I particularly like the choice of the monkey character as the secretary. Everytime it eyes the banana, I imagine the secretary looking at her nails.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Here's my latest work-related series. I would like to thank the taxpayers of California, who made this possible:

Demotivation by choadwarrior 10-23-03

A little over a year ago... I'm not supposed to say anything but the boss wants to promote you. Around six months ago... I heard when they promote you, you're going to get a $20,000 raise. Lately... Any day now!

Too Little, Too Late by choadwarrior 10-24-03

We're glad you aren't the type to sue us over a silly little thing like a substantial retroactive raise. I sue people on the District's behalf all the time--what makes you think I wouldn't sue the District in my own self-interest? I just wanted to remind you that I think you're doing a great job.

Recognition At Last by choadwarrior 11-10-03

I heard they finally promoted you. Yes, after fifteen months of whispered promises. Did you get much of a raise? Yes, a big, fat, retroactive one. What are your new responsibilities? I have to attend two more meetings a month.

Choadwarrior, you are the master of office hateration. Here's my covered dish for the feast.

This one is for choad, Filing Clerk VIP by mmyers 11-10-03

Hey, there's a Christmas tree in your cube and it's the middle of November. Yup. Why'd you put it up now? I wanted to go ahead and celebrate Christmas before you guys made me hate it again.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Mmyers, you have made comic that strikes deep within my heart.

Choad, where did that sec get her degree?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

She doesn't have a degree...or a clue either.

Dilbert has got nothing on Choad.

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Poop.

Those office strips you do are always great, choadwarrior.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Hire me! In two years I will have a Bachelor's in applied business science. Also, I know my way around a computer pretty damned well. Furthermore, I don't have any pictures of cows on my desktop.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Plus everyone else will be jelouse, cause you have the hottest secretary!

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Poop.