Product placement. by kreftron 9-24-03

I was just looking at my Liquid Neutrogena facewash, and I realized...Liquid Neutrogena isn't so far away from Liquid NITROGEN!! I'm scared! Of what? There's nothing to worry about. Here, lemme have some. Ow! Sucker! Slut.

See it was so funny i promised.

Why would liquid nitrogen cause somebody to burst into flames?

You lied. That wasn't funny.

I did like these of of yours though:

Dungeons and Aussies by kreftron 1-20-03

Even a ranger with high dexterity and magic arrows is no match for this baby. Do we really have to do this again? It's the same Goddamned thing everytime. What do you mean, Lendar the foul? Every fucking day. We dress up like assholes, and you shoot me with a pellet gun. Ow...fuck you.

Metaphor by kreftron 1-21-03

TWEET! Why do you sing, caged bird? Because my vocal chords aren't advanced enough to form complex sounds. Oh.

CC 166: Size matters by kreftron 1-21-03

I have a penis. No, you're a girl. Girls have vaginas. Look. That's a vagina. I have a penis.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Dungeons and Aussies... yes, twas funny... pellet gun LOL =D

Also this one:

Shameless by kreftron 9-24-03

I went to www.sex-piano.com today. What a good site by two cool guys. I know, and their songs are great too. Really? What are they like? They look like this...