Tom_D666
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Another lame, pointless, comic series that's a waste of your time.
Read it anyway!
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Clango is in the ghetto, with, like, sk8er bois and pimps and crap.
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| Oh boy, it sure is scary! | |
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| Yo yo wuzza wuzza bling in! I'm down in the howse yo! Come on bitch! I'll take you for a ride in my ass! | |
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| I just wanna find my way home... | |
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| You are such a weak pussy, yo! I oughta bitchslap yer ass so hard you'd be crying robot tears out of yo yo yo in a wuzza bye bling! | |
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| Will I ever make it out of this place.. ALIVE!? | |
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| What encounters will I face next!? | |
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| Aha! Welcome to your doom! | |
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| Cthulhu? What the heck are you doing here? | |
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| Oh, I needed a break from the kids, you know, such annoying bastard demon things. God, they piss me off so bad. | |
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| yeah, I had robot sex once, and had 500 megachipkids. It was terrible, they were all like, "UPGRADE MY RAM NOW". Bastards. | |
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Again.. his adventures continue..
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| Hey! A little kid! Surely he will help me find my way out of this hellhole! | |
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| YO YO u wuz so gey becuz we elite! I iz well kewl and ave an well ard possy! | |
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| Run along son, you're parents will be worrying about you. | |
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| I iz keel you!! u so un ard!!! | |
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| I sure am glad this flamethrower that was on the floor was handy on killing that boy.. Though I wish I hadn't had done it. Oh, the consequences! | |
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| I made it out of the supar ghetto! It was tough! But.. it was the only way. | |
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| Actually, there was another way, through the countryside, just through that gate, you know. | |
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| .. Oh really, and what's that hammer for? | |
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| I'm a workman, I work on building this wall you see here.. Why you ask? | |
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OMG SPECIAL EFFECTS SOUNDS lame.
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| Must.. obey... must... kill.. self | |
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Clango has KILLED someone!
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| Oh no! I killed another person! How could I.. HOW COULD I!? I'd better get out of here.. | |
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| Uhm, until I spray paint this red just to show I did murder someone, and didn't burn them... with a hammer.. yeah.. logic, it's great eh? | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Clango's adventures in the ghetto #6']
[Click to view comic: 'Clango's adventures in the ghetto #7']
[Click to view comic: 'Clango's adventures in the ghetto #8']
Wasn't that fun, boys and girls?
If you liked that, read my other comics! They suck as bad as that series! :D
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