who was in the front row of monday night raw with a sign reading "cthulhu" ?

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I think it was boorite.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

boorite? do you have anything to say for yourself?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

And I'd like to buy a vowel.

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I said that out loud and my closet turned into a portal to the abyss and it's leaking blood all over the floor.

And my dog exploded.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I hate when dogs do that. Did you rub her nose in it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My dog is actually a 'he'. And the last I saw of his nose shot through the window during the initial explosion fifteen minutes ago. If I can track it down, I'll certainly try your idea.

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And my dog exploded.

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My dog is now having serious gender issues.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's it. I give up. I try to summon an unspeakably hideous elder god thingie to devour souls and shit, and I just wind up giving a dog gender issues. That is some lame-ass magic.

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That's what you get for buying the Readers Digest version of Evil Spells.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah, next time get the Time Life set, you book-wussy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

"Time Life brings you the ultimate collection of evil dog demon songs from 'send the bitch to hell' right through to 'satan is a poodle' on 8 CDs

just $39.95 plus postage and packaging"

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In the US we call it "Handling'" but that doesn't sound so good either.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

HAHAHAHAHAAA *sigh* i don't get it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.