Sorry about the new thread.... blame Dexx, he told me to do it :)

Anyways, if anyone remembers me, I'm back. I guess. I dig the new art, the domain name, and the... er... 285 pages of comics. Wow.

I just flew from Uranus, and boy are my arms tired! by Lordfly 7-24-01

A hiatus screeches to a halt. Ta-da! I'm back! And.... you are? Why, I'm Lordfly! I cyrogenically froze myself to return to a point in the future when Lowpass would be free of rectum jokes and typos! Uh huh. Well, um... Ladflog, is it?.. I hope ya enjoy your stay here anyway. We've got about 29,000 typo-ridden assjokes and counting. Exit, stage right. Hmm... maybe if i buy a metric ton of ice.... Hey! Where ya going? Did you hear the one about the penguin colon and the qwerty keyboard?

Good to be back :)

Lordfly

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Lordfly http://www.option42.com/ MSN: lordfly1@hotmail.com ICQ: 174581 AIM: JoshEikenberry

Welcome home!

Oh, and kudos for getting the stage right/left thing correct. You must be a theatre person. :)

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Lordfly! You're alive!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Lordfly is large and in charge and he don't need none of your gruff.
Get on the trolley junior mint Lordfly is back JACK and that's that.

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Lordfly is large and in charge and he don't need none of your gruff.
Get on the trolley junior mint Lordfly is back JACK and that's that.

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When She danced on the water and the wind was Her horn
The Lady laughed and everything was born
And when She lit the sun and the light gave Him birth
The Lord of the Flies first appeared on the Earth.

"Fly then, whereever you may be
For I am the Lord of the Flies," said He
"And I'll lead you all, whereever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the Flying," said He.

Now there's some meaningless words. Welcome back old one from before my time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Such eloquent poetry in my name :P

Lordfly

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Lordfly http://www.option42.com/ MSN: lordfly1@hotmail.com ICQ: 174581 AIM: JoshEikenberry

"Fly then, whereever you may be
For I am the Lord of the Flies," said He
"And I'll lead you all, whereever you may be
To a steaming pile of dung," said He.

Welcome back, Lordfly. Don't ObiJo on us again.

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Did it occur to you at any stage while you were pecking out this drivel on your keyboard that you have only been inflicting your irritating presence on us for a few weeks, but Lordfly stopped posting months ago?

Your words are pretty meaningless...

Fuck, what am I saying???

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I'm back too! by kaufman 7-28-01

I just got back from beautiful Toronto, where the exchange rate is friendly as the natives. $246.19? How much is that in real money? $3.57 Hey, how do you like the view from atop our CN Tower, eh? You people look like insects! And how can we fail to mention the moose sculptures around town auctioned off and painted by the winners? This one was bought by a Mr. Wirthling? Too bad about the antlers.

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