Okay so probably not normal, but if it was, I wouldn't be making strips about it. Post your own here too. I could use assurance I'm not a total freak.

With Rent This Cheap... by ivytheplant 10-12-03

...so that's when he told me that my kitchen tile was laid in the 1920's. Wow. So is it going to be replaced? Yeah, but now I'm more worried about the kitchen ceiling collapsing. Apparently the bathroom ceiling collapsed once before. Have you ever thought of moving to a safer apartment? What? And give up my huge kitchen and cheap rent? I see we have our priorites.

Crazy Ex-Neighbor (take 2) by ivytheplant 10-14-03

What'cha doin? Making a comic strip about your crazy ex-neighbor. Why does she look like Picasso on steroids? I'm bringing out her inner psychopath. Still upset she tried to make out with you while she was piss drunk and slicing herself open with a razor blade, eh? Some things require more than therapy and medication.

Hippie Music by ivytheplant 10-09-03

My downstairs neighbor just told me to turn down "that new age hippie crap." What were you listening to? Tchaikovsky. Who the hell is he? Lestat?

Don't Lick The Walls... by ivytheplant 10-14-03

My crazy downstairs neighbor is wandering around in his underwear again. Why are all the neighbors crazy? Probably has something to do with the lead paint slathered all over the building. ..... Our bathroom doubles as a fallout shelter. Maybe this explains your strange obsession with alphabetizing shampoo.

Welcome to Ivytopia by ivytheplant 10-14-03

So how was your day? Not bad. Few Parliment meetings, negotiations with foreign powers were opened. The usual. Model UN? Ivytopia. I seceded from the United States years ago. Is this something I should worry about? You're on foreign soil now, geekboy. Better have your passport ready.

[Click to view comic: 'Welcome to Ivytopia 2 (www.ivytopia.org)']

I'm making my life story in comic form, starting here. It's not finished yet and probably won't be until I die.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Hippie Music" is good. Please tell me it's a true story. I'm in the mood to lose faith in humanity.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yup, it's a true story. Thanks to the same neighbor who wanders around in his underwear.

Actually, it's all true except for the part about the uranium in the lead vault. I don't have a lead vault so I keep it in various empty Christmas cookie tins.

Hippy Music was great, especially the use of "Lestat" as an insult. Welcome to Stripcreator.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Welcome to Ivytopia 3 - Government by ivytheplant 10-16-03

My spidey sense tells me trouble has arrived. My Second Minister of Water Quality died. I suspect assassaination. You have a Minister of Water Quality? Two, actually. Poor Mini B was found dead by his favorite rock. Isn't that your fish? Don't be speciesist.

I'm really enjoying the Ivytopia strips (or Operation Ivy as i'm fond of saying). Keep it up.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

More Ivytopia? Sure!

Ivytopia 3 - Prepare for War by ivytheplant 10-16-03

So yesterday was Ivytopia's Third Independence Celebration. I can't believe my little nation is three years old already. She's growing up so fast! So what did you do for your Independence Celebration? Declared war on the United States. So that's why your world map was turned into a giant Risk board. Pledge your allegiance, punk. That's it. I'm moving to Canada.

First one appeared thanks to a conversation I had with my mom. I'm afraid that by telling her not to read some of them will make her more likely to do so. *whimper*

And the second one was last night's excitement. If I never create another strip again you'll know what happened.

A Strip About My Mother by ivytheplant 10-19-03

I was going to do a comic about my mother... ...But then I realized she might wander over to Strip Creator... ...And she'd kill me if she saw a comic about her. Though it pains me greatly, I will not do a strip about mom's plastic clogs. It's all about survival.... ...And staying off the naughty list for Christmas.

I HATE Saturday Nights...Especially During Homecoming by ivytheplant 10-20-03

What was all that racket last night? Drunken fratboys drove up and down the street screaming "woo." It sounded more like drunken fratboys begging for mercy. The golf club was within reach. I couldn't help it. This explains why you were in the crawlspace earlier. If authority comes to the door, you've never heard of me or golf.

I'm enjoying these strips as well.

Intellegent and funny. <3

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"ivytheplant had me crawling the walls with laughter!"
--Gene Shallot, The Onion

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Doctor's Appointment by ivytheplant 10-22-03

Well, I'm back from my doctor's appointment. You're all better I hope. Cause the bowl is empty. That stupid Sand Dune Incident is coming back to haunt me. Landing on your head is a bad thing. Let me refresh your memory where to put my food. I'm going to need a CAT scan. What!? They won't take my word for it?

Useful Information by ivytheplant 10-25-03

The top 5 ways to tell if IvyThePlant has suddenly become deceased. 5. The level of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch hasn't decreased in a week. 4. She hasn't made a comic strip in the past few days. 3. She hasn't fed the cats in the past two days. 2. She hasn't been online all day. And the number one reason: She hasn't checked her email in the past 15 minutes. Oh you all are a laugh riot.