It would be a crime not to share these with you

What a salesman he is by totallyawesome 10-20-03

DEAD BODIES FOR SALE PEOPLE, GOT YOUR DEAD BODIES RIGHT HERE REAL CHEAP TOO, WHAT A DEAL I AM PROVIDING FOR YOU PERHAPS YOU FOLKS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE BARGAINS I AM SO SELFLESSLY BESTOWING UPON YOU WITH THIS AMAZING DEAL *sigh* my life is torment

OH NO BUSTED WTF by totallyawesome 10-20-03

I REPEAT, DEAD BODIES FOR SALE, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST *Ahem* Woah, uh, that was totally there when I got here.

JESUS H. CHRIST, HELP HAS ARRIVED by totallyawesome 10-20-03

OH MAN HE IS TOTALLY DOING TIME CAN YOU BELIVE THAT Man what a drag, to be cooped up like this THE BUDGET SHINOBI HAS ARRIVED TO BUST HIM OUT OF JAIL OMG SO EPIC Sweet, he's here Woah, sorry i'm late man, but my ninja mask was TOTALLY in the dryer It's cool, just get me the hell out of here Oh man, this is going to be so badass...

HE HAS BEEN LIBERATED by totallyawesome 10-20-03

OH NO ACTION IS HAPENNING! Holy shit that was the sweetest thing ever You better believe it! Now, about my payment... And so: I GOT SOME DEAD BODIES FOR SALE, REAL CHEAP PEOPLE, REAL CHEAP

what.

I think you're just overwhelmed by the sheer awesomosity radiating from my comics.

Actually I agree with Choadwarrior, what.

Hmm... Then will you accept "Psuedo-badass? Come on people, my self-esteem is riding on this.

I kinda liked them.

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