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Crappy Halloween by boinky33 10-31-03

Nice costume. Costume?

Halloween Costume by boinky33 10-31-03

Honey, hurry up! I want to see your costume! Okay, I'm ready! *Blush* Well, who are you supposed to be? A big fat whore. Later.... This sucks! It took me weeks to make that costume!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-31-03

Trick or Treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! Here's your candy. SMELL MY GOD DAMN FEET!

Happy Halloween! by ivytheplant 10-31-03

Happy Halloween sis! What are you wearing? Surgical scrubs and a pointed hat. Huh? A witch doctor. I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. Need your appendix out?

Happy Halloween 2 by ivytheplant 10-31-03

So what are you going to be? A cereal killer. I didn't hear that. Are you done with the corn flakes yet?

Happy Halloween from Filing Clerk, VIP by mmyers 10-31-03

Filing Clerk, the costume contest is about to start...hey, what are you dressed up as? I'm a down-trodden member of the proletariat, degraded and demoralized by a system that fails to recognize or encourage me, that refuses me advancement or hope. And a fluffy bunny.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

One Night in a Pumpkin Patch: Take 1 by kaufman 7-25-03

Just keep believing, Sally. The Great Pumpkin will rise out of the sky and bring us presents. He will not fail us. CUT!!!!! I believe, my sweet babboo. I will wait with you for him. Will someone get a hold of those idiots in Casting? They brought in the WRONG Linus.

Red Meat Adventures by kaufman 11-02-01

On Halloween morning, my razor fell to the floor and broke. It gets worse. It was an old model of razor that they don't make anymore, so now I'm stuck with 15 blades that I recently bought in a large economy pack and are now completely useless. Worst of all, I was 1500 miles away from home and those razor blades, so I couldn't even put them in any candy.

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I swear...I made this before I looked at Boinky's Halloween comics. Oops.

Trick or Treat? by niteowl 10-31-03

Yay, another trick-or-treater! That's a great costume! The blood looks so real! What costume? Oh shit!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Halloween Memories by Helen Suggs by mmyers 11-01-03

Halloween is a great time for children. It's a time when kids don't need to worry about gangs and instead can worry about creepy old child molesters and their houses. They don't have to worry about drugs and psychopathic gun toating teenagers and instead can worry about razor blades and cyringes in candy and bag snatching thugs. Halloween is a time when kids can just be kids.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

On My Halloween... by Matchbook_Romance 11-01-03

Work. A Number 6 to go? Hung out with my friends. Have a great HALOween! Came home. Hey bro, got any candy? I've got some Nutrageous.

Post-Halloween Report by Matchbook_Romance 11-01-03

So Halloween was pretty lame around here... I've decided to stop focusing on meaningless holidays such as Halloween, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas and focus on the more meaningful holidays. So my birthday is coming up...

boinky those comics were truly teh funneh.

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