I've been working on this series for quite some time, it's about time I get some feedback on them...

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #1 by Matchbook_Romance 9-21-03

Hey Spig, I've been dating this girl now for about 2 weeks, and she's really super keen! Whoah there cat, you just used the word "keen" this must be serious then eh? I believe it is, anywho, I must get going. We've got a date in about an hour. Alright cat, catch you on the flip-side. A few finger snaps later... There you are sweetie! Super_Keen_Girl: Hi John! I've been waiting on Yahoo forever for you!

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #2 by Matchbook_Romance 9-21-03

Say James, our 12-Month anniversary dinner was amazing! Yes my dear Anita, but... it's not over yet, I have a very important question to ask you. Oh James, what is it you wish to ask me my dear? Well, this is very hard for me, I wanted to know... Yes James? Tell me! Do I still have to use condoms?

THe Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #3 by Matchbook_Romance 9-22-03

Look into my eyes darling, can't you see that we were meant to be together? We share so many things! No we don't... *Breathes fire* *Eats a peanut* Yeah, I guess you were right. *Eats a peanut*

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #4 by Matchbook_Romance 9-23-03

Aight girl, let me see you shake that tail feather. Huh? What are you talking about? Turn that junk around and twerk that. Like this? Nahh girl, nevermind, you ain't bootylicious. Dumbass...

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #5 by Matchbook_Romance 9-25-03

Please don't be mad at me Dawson, but I slept with Pacey again. It's alright Joey, I slept with Jen again.   ?     ?     ?   When the hell is the theme song going to play?!

And I spelled Series wrong... damn my illeteracy.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #6 by Matchbook_Romance 9-27-03

Rianna, I know this may sound stupid, but can we have sex? What the hell? What kind of question is that? Sorry, you're right, can we go back to my house and get drunk? I'm not in the mood, why do we need to drink? So when you're drunk, I can take full advantage of you. Oh, go look at porn why don't you?

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #7 by Matchbook_Romance 9-28-03

With www.online-whorez.com, I can buy a hot and cheap whore for the night! Welcome! Oh damn... this whore is ugly to the max. My hard-on is slowly decreasing! Hey baby, ready to reproduce like rabbits? They say beauty is a lightswtich away... MMM... give me some more! Mmm oh baby, tug on that tail!

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #8 by Matchbook_Romance 9-29-03

Hey, I went on a date with this nice hen. Oh yeah? How did it go? The dinner was real nice, all fancy and stuff, but I don't think things are going to work out. Why is that? She said I was too chicken for her. Should I go get my drums and play a corny symbol crash?

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #9 by Matchbook_Romance 10-01-03

You are so sweet! I would do anything for you my love. Oooo, tell me more! Anything you ask, I shall do. Would you get into a threesome with me, you, and my friend Johnny? Anything but that.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #10 by Matchbook_Romance 10-02-03

Mmm hmm, yeah that's it. Yeah, keep them coming.   ?   So what? I'm into furries.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #11 by Matchbook_Romance 10-04-03

Sorry Annie for being late. What were you doing? YEAH BABY, HEADSHOT! Oh shit, I have to meet Annie soon! I'm still leading, bitch! OH MAN, HALO ROCKS! Male bonding. Oh.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #12 by Matchbook_Romance 10-07-03

Ed asked me to buy some skimpy clothing to wear for him. Want to come by and check it out? Sure, I think I'll have a good laugh! So this is it, what do you think? Hmmm... Well? Can you turn around and bend over for me? I need to inspect further.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #13 (FABLED RETURN) by Matchbook_Romance 10-20-03

You know Lacey, I've been getting laid every night by hot women. Really? Yep, I'm so good that they call me the "Best In The West." Ohh is that so? Yep, so how about we go back to my apartment? You may be the "Best In The West" but that's why I tend to stay on the East.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #14 by Matchbook_Romance 10-22-03

It's romantic isn't it my dear? An early dinner overlooking the sunset. Yes very romantic but... No buts my dear, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to move in with me. But, but... But what? But what? I've got to tell my other boyfriend I'm moving out and moving in with you.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #15 by Matchbook_Romance 10-25-03

Ohh man, that was so good last night. Mmm, you said it Jerry. It felt so good, looking up at you as your juices splattered all over my face. Your shooting is amazing. Golden showers are great! Beats the hell out wasting water to take a real shower.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #16 by Matchbook_Romance 10-29-03

MMM baby, I love it when you talk dirty to me! I'M SO HOT! YES YES, TELL ME MORE! SOMETHING'S BURNING, OH OH OH OH! Click... That's the last time I smoke cigarettes during sex.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #17 by Matchbook_Romance 11-02-03

Mmm yeah... Ready to have some fun? Heyyyy Jeff! Ashley and Rory are at the front door to see you! NOT NOW! I'm "talking" to Jana on Yahoo! What are you wearing right now?

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #18 by Matchbook_Romance 11-04-03

My girlfriend just broke up with me Jeffrey. I'm sorry to hear. I don't know what went wrong! Is there anything I can do for you? GOD! Someone just throw me in a river so I can drown! Err... there isn't a river around here, how about we go to my house? I have a knife you can slit your wrists with.

And that's my series so far, if you read all of them, thanks for taking the time. I'll be making more, so if you've turned into a fan, expect more on the way! =D

I liked #10 best, but I'm a sucker for furry humour...such a freaky fetish.

I really dug 2, 5, and 14. Good series. I don't know why but I've never thought of doing a series that was thematically related that used different characters. Note to self, rip off Matchbook.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thanks for the words guys, and it would be an honor if you ripped off of me mmyers... =D

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #19 by Matchbook_Romance 11-05-03

Me and Megan are having problems with our relationship. Oh? That sucks... It does, I don't know how to fix it. Well, what seems to be the problem? Maybe I can be of assistance. Well, Megan doesn't know we're in a relationship yet. To be honest, she doesn't even know who I am. Talk to me later, I'm too ashamed to be your friend right now.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #20 by Matchbook_Romance 11-06-03

Choking on all my words before I say them to you. Why do I always keep my feelings held in? Damnit, I forgot the grocery list.