Hello all, welcome to my first post. I stumbled on this site today while looking for humorous web-sites and I was blown away with how professional this site looks and how simple it is to pick up the strip creating functions. On further inspection I just had to sign up. I have so many funny ideas to put to strip, and so much more to give on the subject of comedy and other interesting subjects such as life, the universe etc.

But alas friends, this post must also be tinged with sadness because yes, I am leaving the forums. I dont want to write a big list of peoples names as those who I respect know who they are, see u guys on aim sometime. The reason I am leaving is because just looking at how cool this site is I already know that it is going to eat up all of my spare-time. My social life is already starting to suffer and I just cant take much more of the hella spamming that is rife in my beloved forums.

So that is that. Keep it real everybody. Goodbye!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

who are you again?

feh

I am back! You lucky bastards. For a while at least.

Ok dont go crazy yet I may not be back for good, you see the thing is I made a big fuss of leaving and because I am so self important I gotta hypothetically roll out the red carpet for myself and make a big splash on re-entry.
So as I said I may not be leaving but the thing is my little lost sheep the decision is entirely yours.
What I mean by that is this, you guys have got to make a big fuss and say stuff like "Oh please stay" or "Man its great to have you back, you give my life meaning" etc.
And if I get a big enough hardon I will continue to grace you with my presence.
Oh and for all those doubting Thomases out there, if you think this post is just a big smoke-screen to cover up my shame faced return after being dissed as the n00b in other strange new (and scary) forums, then you would be wrong.

Let the loving commence!!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Oh, Please go. It was great having you gone for two whole hours, even though I wasn't here. It gave my life meaning for 4.5 seconds before I realized you were back.

Respect this.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Fuck dat. I'm keepin' it FAKE. Word.

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I has a flavor!

So you managed to read the 1st 3 posts in 4.5 seconds? I call shenanigans. You are the shenaniganator.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

So you managed to read the 1st 3 posts in 4.5 seconds? I call shenanigans. You are the shenaniganator.

So you managed to read the 1st 3 posts in 4.5 seconds? I call shenanigans. You are the shenaniganator.

No, you said goodbye at the end of your post. Which means I made it through 2.3 posts in 4.5 seconds. Since the green bold type is hard to miss. The second post was a picture, so it's kind of easy to get past that in .2 seconds.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

End thread.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oh, I see, Mr. "I won't be around for a whole week!" When did you say that? OH IT WAS YESTERDAY!!!

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What others say about boorite!

Here's my view...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

So you managed to read the 1st 3 posts in 4.5 seconds? I call shenanigans. You are the shenaniganator.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

asl!!!!11

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Poop.

Well, that's what I realised while I was typing my post but I could not in good conscience pass up the chance to say "shenaniganator".

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Are you leaving yet?

Boinky you seem to have got off on my wrong foot. How about I remove it and shove the other one up there?

I am not leaving, it was a piss-take on needy people who make "I am leaving" and "I am back" topics.
It was hardly a subtle piece.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

.......

Whatever.

Is zacarias es comico still gone then, at least?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Up where? My ass? Sure, sounds fun.

Boinky's so kinky, he's beyond fisting. He likes footing.

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Poop.

Two minutes for footing!

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I has a flavor!

Two minutes for hailing Hitler!

3 minutes for using the Vader force choke on that blond slut-tease in the 4th row who you stalk most nights.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.