Sex sucks.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sex sux!

Suck sex.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

and how does dcom know this

i thought he was just as in the dark about the matter as i was

You're in luck, matey. They ain't exactly giving it away free with a tank of 96 octane.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's why I don't like it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

because they don't give it away?

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'I for one, am not the kind that everyone else is. I am.... different'

Why would I want to put that in there anyway?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Go ahead and opt out of sex then, you evolutionary dead end! More for me!

(BTW, I vote Nate "most likely to get a girl pregnant out of wedlock." This may seem a longshot, but I have my reasons. I'll give 3:1 odds on it-- my $10 gets your $30 if nate is the first male SCer to "oops-pregnant" some chick. Any takers?)

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What others say about boorite!

Damn. I thought you just said "SCer" rather than "male scer". I was going to take your bet and post this:

A Little Help Here? by attitudechicka 11-15-03

Hey, Fattie. Here are some books. The best one is "What to Expect When You're Expecting." But that book is... freaking huge! Here, hold this. Get used to it. *whimper*

Announcing baby Chicka. First discovered about a week ago during morning sickness. Confirmed on Friday at 2:34pm and again at 3:46pm. Soon to be confirmed one more time on Monday. Due date will be released after approval for medicaid and I see a doctor.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I would like to go ahead and put the name "Mmyers" in your head if the baby is a boy and "myersm" if it's a girl. Seriously though, we'll keep you in our thoughts.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

eep!

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Dad was flammable

As one of your internet lovers, I'd like to say congratulations.

Also: does anyone else think that this is a deliciously ironic thread to be announcing this in?

Also also: I do like sex.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

omg congrats 2 u

*kaff* Wha?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I hardly touched her! I mean, congrats!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

8^ |

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm still in shock...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Me too doll.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm pregnant too.

Hooray for A_Chicka!

Boinky, how'd you do it? I thought you had erectile dysfunction.

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AFROMANS MOVE

*pregnant pause*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

*bad pun*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

OMG!!!

teh j3s=teh coughm4n!!!!111

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Poop.

Tis a true blessing achicka... =D