It's probably been done, but do I care? No. Post your "school hatred" comics here... I'll start.

Doesn't fucking count. by little_kitty 11-17-03

So, I'm not coming back to school next term, right? And i thought that I would get the half credits for my full year courses, and I was all stoked. Then, after writing an essay for 7 freaking hours, I found out that I DON'T get the credits, and that I just spent 7 hours and a whole lot of sleep on something that doesn't even count.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Doesn't fucking count Redux by jes_lawson 11-17-03

I just spent a year and a half working on a piece of software. 18 months, 9 to 5. I have another 9 months to go and already I've been told it's obsolete and will be shelved. AND I STILL HAVE TO BUILD IT! Jes was too depressed to finish the strip, so here's some news from Le Chef™ Le Chef pompt du filled le vol-au-vont de Jean Chrétien avec le merde du canard!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Doesn't fucking count-garage days revisited by mmyers 11-17-03

In college, I was doing my own counciling, pretty much going through the booklet and marking off classes as I took them. One of my teachers said, "You should go see a counciler because they can tell you different classes that you can take and still get the credits you need." I went to the counciler and he said, "Hey, you're about to graduate." By my figures, I still had another 18 hours or more. "No, no," he said, "if you take 10 hours this term, you'll be OK to graduate." I took his word for it and took 10 hours of easy electives. When I applied to graduate, the person told me that I was still 20 credit hours short. I asked my original counciler what happened he said 'Well I can't do it all for you, mmyers!' I wasted $600 of my own money on books and classes, a semester on doing nothing, and the whole thing didn't fucking count towards graduating.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Doesn't Fucking Count Redux Redux by ivytheplant 11-17-03

So I had this mineralogy lab to do. 14 trays of minerals (50 each tray) that had to be described, identified, and tested with at least 5 tests that didn't include the standard scratch, hardness, etc. It was at least a 24 hour-long lab. That's hours worked, not "wait 24 hours before eating solid food." Unfortunately, I also had a final exam to study for. I didn't have enough time to do both, so my professor granted me an incomplete with the promise I would finish my lab during January term. So I did. I paid extra for an earlier flight back, spent a week working on that verdamnt thing (turns out 24 hours was a conservative estimate), and triumphantly turned it in. A month later I discovered that my professor doesn't count labs in calculating final grades. All that work (and money) and it doesn't fucking count!! I'm getting my golf club...

Thanks little_kitty for the inspiration! =D

What School Learned Me: Period #1 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

Kindergarten, the first of my school life experience. Let's see, what did I learn? I learned that I couldn't cut within the lines, Godzilla toys can be used as a weapon, and pink shirts just weren't cool.

What School Learned Me: Period #2 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

Let us skip my 1st grade and come to my 2nd grade year. That year I moved into a more nicer area. I learned some good things that year actually. I was multiplication table dyslexic, soccer wasn't my game, and recess was game time for teatherball.

What School Learned Me: Period #3 (150th Comic) by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

3rd grade was pretty cool. I'll never forget what I learned that year. I learned that division wasn't so bad, kickball basketball was indeed a game, doing laps around a field sucked, and lunch meant freedom.

What School Learned Me: Period #4 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

On to 5th grade. 4th grade wasn't much to remember about. 5th grade meant had a lot of "firsts" for me. It was my first time having the same teacher, my first time wearing trendy shoes, first time a best friend moved away from me, and it was the first time a girl ever liked me.

What School Learned Me: Period #5 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

So, middle school. Those were quite the years. 6th grade, probably my most influential middle school year. I learned that my math teacher was older than the gum under the desk, and it was the first time I fell in love with a girl and to ever feel heartache.

And here are the final 5, hope you enjoyed them! =D

What School Learned Me: Period #6 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

7th and 8th grade were practically the same. These years started my biggest problems. I was kind of in a depression, for the girl back in 6th grade broke my heart and I could let go all those years. Everything else in 7th and 8th grade were a blur, and wasn't that important.

What School Learned Me: Period #7 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

Whooo... high school! One big, fucking place. Even though I had an increasing low-esteem problem, my freshman year was pretty good. I learned that high school wasn't that bad, the library charges you for overdue books, and P.E. was so damn lame.

What School Learned Me: Period #8 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

My Sophmore and Junior year wasn't that amazing. Didn't learn much, but I did find out the true influence of music. Music helped me through some rough spots in my high school years. I also learned that I liked playing tennis, I sucked at art, and I had a small talent for writing.

What School Learned Me: Period #9 by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

My senior year. Oh man, what a year. I learned so much. The biggest thing I learned was that friends are one of the best parts of life. Also, that having a female best friend really, really sucks. I also figured out that I wasn't good enough for a University or State college, prom is lame, and being straight edge was only a fad.

What School Learned Me: Period #10 (Conclusion) by Matchbook_Romance 11-17-03

So, this is my first semester at a community college. I haven't learned anything new even though the first semester is almost over. My friend told me about this site over the summer and here I am now. I just made 10 comics about my whole school life. What a life I lead huh? Oh God, someone give me a drink.

Why I Hate School by dcomposed 11-17-03

You have a better chance of passing if you do the work. Oh.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The Failed Essay Plan by Matchbook_Romance 11-18-03

Chumley, I was given an essay assigment about 2 months ago and I haven't even started it yet. Well, when is it due? It's due on Decemeber 2nd. Damn, that's so close. Well, when are you going to start? I don't know yet. It's looking pretty grim. In your most dire time of need, turn to Stripcreator Jeffrey. Turn to Stripcreator.

Weird Science by areallystupidguy 11-14-03

one fine day in science class... Blue Guy, may i talk to you after class for a moment? what? oh, sure. i just thought you might want to know that you have failed your report on the rock cycle. huh?! why?!?! i met the requirements! well...not really. instead of a 3-page report you turned in a comic strip based on the adventures of igneous man and him stopping the evil dr. sediment. didn't i at least get extra credit for the scene where igneous man turns dr. sediment into a hunk of metamorphic rock with his lava pistol?

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It's grime time.

Why I Hate little_kitty-4 by dcomposed 11-25-03

I really have a lot of work to do, but kitty might be on soon... Ten hours later Can't be long now... Result: Hey Will, You failed all your classes! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck.

True (unfunny) story.

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Batman created by Bob Kane