There's probably already a thanksgiving comics thread, but I can't find it.

Why I Hate Thanksgiving by dcomposed 11-27-03

Happy turkey day, yo! It's Presidents Day already?

There's no thanksgiving or president here...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thanksfornothing Day by choadwarrior 11-27-03

Before we eat, I'd like everyone around the table to say what they are thankful for. I'd be thankful if we didn't. Hrmph. This is why I let Mom & Dad keep you.

Horse and Dog show by mmyers 11-28-03

Boyohboy, it's the day after Thanksgiving and we all know what that means. Yup... Lots of fat chicks at the gym. For the next three weeks.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Happy Thankgiving (a comic) by areallystupidguy 11-27-03

watching the macy's parade thing hey, what are all those strippers doing there? don't KIDS watch this show? those aren't strippers. they're the dancers for the marching band. GOOD GOD, LOOKIT HOW HIGH THEY'RE KICKING!

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It's grime time.

Thanksgiving Horror Show by niteowl 11-29-03

OH MY GOD! Timmy, why did you kill your father?!?!? Mom, you told me to carve up the turkey!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.