ZS #1: Zing Series Begins: The Shadow by Kaddar 12-03-03

The idea of zing series: Each comic uses a bubble from the previous comic. I hate you why? because you're black. search for "zs" to find all cartoonist's comics for the zing series. You're racist? No, envious, you don't need to wear a face-mask.

This isn't a comic competition or anything, but it's an experiment.

You don't need to help me out on this, but as an experiment, I'm going to see if and how long I can make a comic series where each progressive comic has one character's text from the previous comic.

Feel free to add on any (new) comics to the zing series.

If you do, put zing series ## in the title, so that it can be searched easily.

In other words, the next comic in this series will contain any (but only one) of these phrases:

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I hate you.

why?

because you're black.

You're racist?

No, envious, you don't need to wear a face-mask.
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but will ideally be dissimilar otherwise. I doubt it will happen, but if you add on to the zing series at the same time as someone else, the next comic would be able to use any phrases, but they'd have to have been posted close in time.

ZS #2: Doesn't matter if you've got a black or white mask. by Kaddar 12-04-03

So you say you have emperical evidence that Michael Jackson is guilty? You don't hate me for attempting to get him in trouble, do you? No, envious, you don't need to wear a face-mask. Listen.. If Michael is that crazy, you can only imagine how crazy the people who are still his fans must be, so I'm wearing this to protect my identity. Good idea. I mean, who writes a song "It doesn't matter if you're black or white", then becomes white? You gotta be nuts to do something like that.

For the second one I copped out of trying to fit "Zing series" into the comic and decided to just put ZS in the beginning of the title to save room. Oh well.

Regardless, here it is.

So the next comic in the zing series, if anyone else wants to do it, must use one of the phrases exactly as it appears in that comic.

If not, I'll just keep making new ones till I get writer's block.

I'll play along. I kind of like the idea. Maybe you should restrict it even farther and keep that ONE line in every comic.

ZS #3: A Tisket, a Mask-ette by MikeyG 12-04-03

So what do you think of my costume? Why aren't you dressed? You jackass! The costume party isn't until next Wednesday! Are you stupid or something? No, envious, you don't need to wear a face-mask. What the hell did you come over here for, anyway, Karl? Karl? Who's Karl? I'm your girlfriend Jeannie, you fucking idiot! Oh, my bad. I just can't see your tits under that breastplate.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Number 4!

ZS #4: Bragging rights by KaddarComps 12-05-03

20 minutes before the big costume party... So what do you think of my costume? Why aren't you dressed? Uh oh! We got the same costume! No, mine is different, see, it has a large enough oxygen tank for the trip back from space. oh.

ZS #5: The Love Glove Boat by MikeyG 12-08-03

Excuse me, kind lady. I would like to dry-hump you to Michael Bolton's 'Time, Love, and Tenderness". I am not a lady, dammit! You're the sixth jerk to do that to me this HOUR! oh. Are you drunkards even aware this is a GAY cruise? Well, whatever floats your boat, Gilligan. Let's bump some uglies. Ye GODS I hope that isn't the only thing floating this boat. *sigh* All right, let's go. Just not in the mouth, okay?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ZS #6: Bring Back That Burning Feeling by attitudechicka 12-08-03

Excuse me, kind lady. I would like to dry-hump you to Michael Bolton's 'Time, Love, and Tenderness". Well, first, I'm a man, and I have an application to fill out, but then I should have some free time. Application? He's filling out an application for my ass. Oh. Is that hard to get into? It's 4 pages of questions.

1. That line was too good to let it go to waste.
2. True story:

I need to fill out an application form, but I really am tempted
Application?
He's applying for my ass.
Oh. Is that hard to get into?
it's 4 pages of questions.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I am quite honoured to be playing the part of choobychooby in that comic.

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Dad was flammable

This is only here because I screwed my comic and it doesn't make sense, (you should be able to see why)
I could have fixed it but felt like joining the Zing Series =)

ZS #7: Titled by thochaos 12-09-03

I saw that girl I like earlier and I blurted out that I had an erection. No shit? That was a dumb thing to do. I know it! I bet I've blown any chance of ever going out with her now. At least you still have Mrs Palmer and her 4- wait, you only have 3 fingers! So I guess that's out then. You don't wanna be my girlfriend do you? Well, first, I'm a man, and I have an application to fill out, but then I should have some free time.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

This is going better than I had hoped after having a back-and-forth with Kaddar on these. I am not sure if I speak for Kaddar when I say this, but keep 'em coming!

ZS #8: Lezzie McGuire by MikeyG 12-09-03

What's up, girl? We haven't talked in ages! What did you want to see me for? The reason I'm meeting you is because I need a sixth for an all-girl midget orgy. It'll be me, my sister Janie, and hopefully you taking on three midget chicks. You sure HAVE changed since the last time I talked to you. I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one. So I guess that's out then. You don't wanna be my girlfriend do you? Christ, I wish these goddamn StripCreators wouldn't cater to some archaic male fantasy just to give the guy readers a hard-on. Why are YOU complaining? I'm the one who looks like a bloody sex maniac now!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

indeed, keep the coming most certainly! In fact, here is one:

ZS #9 : The Hot Chick, featuring Rob Sninja by KaddarComps 12-09-03

This party is GREAT Chan, you were never a huge partier, what happened? Check out that hot chick in the corner! You sure HAVE changed since the last time I talked to you. I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one. Chick, what hot chick? Oh wait- -... damned literal hippy. CHIRP

More, MORE!

ZS #10: The Mung and the Restless by MikeyG 12-10-03

This party sucks a bunch of wombat pus. That not very nice. Give Chan Jack Daniels or Chan piss on stupid fat American. Chan, you were never a huge partier, what happened? Me sold into indentured servitude by white devil. Older sister sold to crazy demon with feet for ears and raped for long time. That sucks. But with every beer I drink, you're looking a year older. I figure in two more beers, you're legal. Then it's shag-time. This why me no come to Young Republican Frat Party anymore.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ZS #11: Hear the news? JC was born! Office party time! by Trippingbillee 12-10-03

Hey, I'm here for the X-mas party. This party sucks a bunch of wombat pus. Oh man... Is Jeannie drunk again? Yep. And I think she's hitting on the boss. That's very interesting, Jeannie. So I says, "Fungus? My Vagina? No way!" But it turns out that its totally a normal thing for womens. Say, do you like cars? I have a car. I call it "Red Demon" because itsh so fast!

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Sex Piano.

I plan on doing more once I get my finals outta the way :D

ZS #12: The Goodyear Pimp by MikeyG 12-15-03

Yo yo yo! Fo'shnizzle mah nizzle! Wassup, beyotch? Hey, I'm here for the X-mas party. This ain't no X-Mas party, beyotch. This is a recruitin' party, t'rown bah me, Pimpzilla Spectakula! Oh. Well, I guess I've got the wrong address. No you didn't, you fahn piece o' black ass. This be jes' the right place fo' yo' ass. Look, I got turned out once back in Da Nang, I killed a couple V.C., had to beg asylum. I'll pass this time.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*bump* Don't let this die! More Zings!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ZS 13: An unexpected visitor... by lukket 1-01-04

Be there in a minute! Death doesn't wait! Death!? I'll teach you about Death!? Oh. Well, I guess I've got the wrong address. Who was it honey? I don't know, but I really need some Prilosec now!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

note to self: Do more when it isn't 2:00 at night.

ZS 14: Drugs Are Bad, Mmkay? by DragonXero 2-02-04

I don't know why mom always liked you best. We are twins for god's sake! Whoa, like, settle down sis. There's no reason for all this anger. Give peace a chance. Peace?! You're a druggie, and I'm a cop. I doubt we could ever live peacefully. I don't know, but I really need some Prilosec now! See? SEE? That's what I'm talking about! Chill, sis! At least I'm not taking Oxycotin like you!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HEY! I love this series, so I am helping D/X revive it. It seems its creator, the Kaddarnator, has abandoned it. But I for one refuse to let it die. But now I have not made it easy for the next person.

ZS 15: Steamy, Torrid Lesbian Sex by MikeyG 2-03-04

Honey, why is it that when we have steamy, torrid lesbian sex you never tell me you love me? Why don't you just shut up and have steamy, torrid lesbian sex with me. See? SEE? That's what I'm talking about! What's wrong with being so attracted to you that I'm obsessed with having steamy, torrid lesbian sex with you? Well, I guess the only way to resolve this is to have steamy, torrid lesbian sex. Ooooh! Every time you say 'steamy, torrid lesbian sex', all I can think about is making sweaty, violent Sapphic love to you.

BWAH HA HA!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm going to make another when I'm not just lurking the forums procrastinating studying for a test!! I swear!! haha

ZS #16: Can't we all just get along? by israphael 2-04-04

The quality at Stripcreator has been slipping lately. I rarely find anything funny. It's either just incoherent or violent or both. And the objectification of woman. Most the strips are just a set up for men's juvenile masturbatory fantasies. They show no respect for women at all. The men don't seem to respect each other either. Look at how many "cornholing" and "fag" jokes there are. Yeah, too many people going for the easy punchline. I've said it once before and I'll say it again. Comedy should be a media by which we begin a reasoned discourse on societal ills. Why don't you just shut up and have steamy, torrid lesbian sex with me.

You wanted hard! I'll give it to you hard!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

israphael, I think I love you. Awesome comic.

I only wonder if that actually was a conversation between lara7 and attitudechicka.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ZS #17: Ex-queues Me by kaufman 2-04-04

Guyana, 1978 Bottoms up! Hurry up, man, I'm thirsty. This has to be the right thing. HE told us so. I wish more people here chose suicide by ferret bites. This is taking forever. Yeah, too many people going for the easy punchline.

Myself included.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ooh! ooh! i'll do one!

ZS #18 : Forensic Science for Dummies by habnem 2-04-04

What have you discovered from this body? There\'s an almond smell coming from every orifice. Cyanide poisoning, then? Yup. Let\'s move on to the next one. I wish more people here chose suicide by ferret bites. This is taking forever. I wish I didn\'t smell people\'s orifices for a living, but what are you gonna do?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Kewl:

ZS 19: The Nuthatch by MikeyG 2-04-04

Man, it's been a long, long day. I need to relax. Oh, honey, let me lay you down and massage the pain away. There's an almond smell coming from every orifice. Yes, that would be my new perfume, 'Eau du Marzipan'. That might explain why I was bumrushed by a squirrel posse opening the front door. They just...uh...came over to borrow a cup of sugar! I swear!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.