Either we have a timid lurker, or the in-jokes have gotten so numerous that the non-forumers are picking up on them.

Or maybe it's someone who posted here a long time ago, and hasn't been seen in months... but that's not likely considering the date of their oldest comic.

Robot Carnival of Sodomy by itsclark 7-04-01

Tobor, stripcreator.com's resident sodomy bot, ravages the city. Tobor, stop this senseless rampage! I invented you for science, not manrape! I programmed you to expand the boundaries of human knowledge; to probe the solar system and to serve man! RARGH!! PROBE... MAN! PROBE... MAN! TOBOR DO! Come back! You don't quite understand... EXPAND THE BOUNDARIES OF URANUS! RARGH!!

Or it's entirely possible that I'm an ignorant fuckwad who simply missed every time this person posted a message... Who knows, really?

Well, it is Clark.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

itsclark did post in here once, I think. Maybe that was the strip he posted. I'm going with the "timid lurker" hypothesis.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

A timid lurker with a penchant for man rape.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

infectious by andrewapm 5-13-01

What's wrong? I just found out I have cervical cancer Let me see!!! What the...?? No! Let me see!! It hurts to pee!!!

Random comic that cracked me up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh my god!!! *laughs!!!*

Here's a random comic I found amusing:

Easters not all chocolate.. chocolate... chocolate... by dan 5-18-01

Sometime around Easter... Dum.. de.. dum.. da ... diddly.. dum.. Dum... de .... dum.. da... dum... So... What you get ??? Two Smarties... one chunky Kit Kat and 6 cream egg's...

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Hmmm... Is it possible for a man-rapist to be timid?
(I'll never tell.)

I picked up on some of the in-jokes by paging through the random comics. When I saw certain characters appearing in strips by different authors, I figured they were just memes floating through the collective imagination; free for me to shamelessly bastardize. Sorry if I was presumptious.

I've only gotten around to visiting the forums once or twice, but you might see me around. You people seem OK, I guess. So when are you going to make me No. 1?

Uh, I'm being presumptious again aren't I?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Would you settle for being called a pile of No. 2? ;-)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Woah! It's Clark!

(I wanted to do this as Captain Obvious, but the thread with all the one note characters and passwords has vanished..... and I can't logout, so I can't make a new Captain Obvious.)

Here's one of the funniest random ones I've seen in awhile

Jackass marine by bradyd 6-17-01

Deep within the folds of Brady's brain... I am brady's ego! i am all powerful! i am a gay cowboy. An embarrassing entity is discovered... what? you can't be in here! well, let's face it. you have a gay cowboy residing somewhere in your basal ganglia. ..and repressed. NOOOOOOOOOOO! eep!

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

quote:

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I picked up on some of the in-jokes by paging through the random comics. When I saw certain characters appearing in strips by different authors, I figured they were just memes floating through the collective imagination; free for me to shamelessly bastardize. Sorry if I was presumptious.

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Nailed me with that one.

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What others say about boorite!

TOBOR's commercial: take 2 by Spankling 8-06-01

Misogyny brand douche presents, A Family Affair My honey, the trees no longer wilt as you approach. Have you been using my Misogyny brand douche? Yes mom! It taste great and men can't get enough of me! By the way, does dad actually know about the clitoris? I'm afraid not honey, but let me give you another bit of advice. Ted, our mail man, has a tongue like an anaconda and knows how to use it. Don't I know it! Well, I gotta go. I'm meeting someone special. Thanks again mom! RAAAARRR! TOBOR WILL SPLIT YOU IN TWO!

This is comic #30000! Didn't someone already start a TOBOR commercials thread?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

OK, I didn't find this one at random, but I like it...

So This is the Apocalypse by allenhenderson 2-22-01

Well I guess this giant bug is going to eat me That seems the only logical outcome of this cartoon Happy Birthday!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

As I recall, CaptainObvious has the password "wellduh", but I may be wrong. My PunPolice seems to have vanished without a trace, unfortunately, as has the NonSequiturDonkey. Nobody posts as Tobor anymore, either, and his password is piss-easy to remember. :)

I suppose they will all have to be subtly renamed when we make new ones... IF we make new ones... :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I wrote down all the names and passwords and none of them seem to work anymore.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

According to the database, there's no user named "CaptainObvious" or "Captain_Obvious", so you could make the account.

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www.bradsucks.net

TOBOR IS BACK AND HE'S MAD AS HELL. LUCKILY HIS PASSWORD IS STILL 'DESENSITIZED'.

TOBOR'S RIDDLE by Tobor 8-09-01

Here's a riddle for you. How many pathetic fleshlings can you fit in a 55 gallon drum. TOBOR WILL CHECK. Aaaiieeeee! Bonk! Urp! STOMP-STOMP. Floooooosh! WHIRRRR! Cachug, cachug. GALOOOMPH. THREE IF YOU JUST STUFF THEM, BUT EIGHT IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO PUREE THEM FIRST.

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RAAARRR!!!

I nearly died laughing over this one...

Three little words by NewCode 1-15-01

Darling, I've been with you a long time now. I think it's time I fully expressed myself. You mean? Yes, those three little words Suck my dick?

My password is still 'wellduh'. You can use this password to log in as me. Then you can point out obvious things.

A Comic By Captain Obvious by CaptainObvious 8-12-01

Hi, my name is Captain Obvious. Thanks to the magic of the stripcreator, I can once again point out the glaringly obvious. For example, reading this comic was a waste of your time.

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This is my signature.

I just found this one today

Stan by Mella 6-09-01

Hey Slim I got a poster of you on my fridge. I love you Slim I want to have your kids. I'm writing you a letter I'm using a postage stamp. I got it from the post office I went in there up a ramp I got a picture of you stapled to my spice rack. I got a poster of you I stuck it up with blu tac. Slim let's be together I'll kill my wife Dido. We could have a small dog I think I'd call it Fido For real! Hey stan bugger off you really are mad. Don't kill yer wife it'd be motherfuckin sad. Don't get all weird Stan when yer feelin down. By the way I'm not Eminem, I'm a badly drawn clown.

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That's an easy mistake to make.

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This one popped up to be voted for on the front page, and I really liked it...

Brad clones himself (1) by The_Gimp_2001 3-05-01

hey Doc, could you clone me? Why vould you want such a thing? I'm lonely, please help! okaydoky! At the lab, some weeks later.......... bloody idiot.

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.