I find my comic inspiration waning, so I'm going to post another series while I still have it in me.

Jesus took it up the ass for your sins by ObiJo 12-11-03

My Lord! What are you doing here?? Joe, I need some help. "Jesus died for your sins" just ain't jazzing the people into Christianity anymore. I need a new slogan. Something more current. How about "Jesus dizzled for your shanizzles"? No. "Jesus - he's what's for dinner." I'm not really looking for a communion slogan.

Jesus took it Up the Ass for your Sins 2 by ObiJo 12-11-03

How about commercialism. Product placement can be a powerful thing. Hmmm. What do you have in mind? "Jesus and Pepsi, the choice of a new generation." No. "Jesus does the Dew, so should you, Jew." No.

Jesus took it Up the Ass for your Sins 3 by ObiJo 12-11-03

"Jesus died, rose, kicked it in heaven, came back down, conversed with Joe. Hammered out a new slogan. ALL FOR YOUR SINS." No. "Jesus took it up the ass for your sins." No I didn't. My place is right around the corner. No.

Jesus took it Up the Ass for your Sins 4 by ObiJo 12-11-03

"Jesus watched Gigli for your sins." No. "Jesus does long division for your sins." "Jesus killed a hobo for your sins." No. No. "Jesus poisoned your water for your sins." "Jesus is dating your daughter for your sins." "Jesus a puppy did slaughter for your sins." No. No. No.

Jesus took it Up the Ass for your Sins 5 by ObiJo 12-11-03

"Jesus sold crack for your sins." "Jesus went black and never went back for your sins." "Jesus teabagged sacks for your sins." No. No. No. "Jesus humps monkeys for your sins." "Jesus cancelled Punky for your sins." "Jesus got funky for your sins." No. No. Hmm... Hmm? I think we found it!

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus took it Up the Ass for your Sins 6']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

:O

Jesus Took It Up The Ass For Your Sins 7 by MikeyG 12-11-03

"Jesus Shaved His Millenia-Old Pubes For Yo' Ass." "Jesus, If You Pleazus.""Jesus lived in Cleveland for your sins." Nyet, nein, and not bloody likely. "Jesus fucked a goat for your sins.""Jesus licked stamps for your sins.""Jesus worked for Starbucks for your sins"? No. NO!!! 'Kaufman Presents Bicycle Mishaps: Jesus Died For Your Shins.' Don't you have some lads to bugger?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Blasphemy was never so funny.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That is teh funny. It made me teh laugh.

As did everything else.

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Poop.

MikeyG's comic reminded me of this one...

Amen, Brother by choadwarrior 5-04-03

It's okay if you have a small penis, Jesus, there are techniques to make it look bigger. Like what? Have you ever thought of shaving down there? I did that once, but when all the ingrown hairs came in... Let's just say that Moses wasn't the only one in the Bible with a burning bush.