So there.

I've been so inactive of late that it may look like I left. But I haven't. I'm just busy. Really, really, busy. Like, super busy. You know?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yeah okay------

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No more Mr. Nice Hispanic!

No one asked you, zacarias el Hombre. n00b twat.

Welcome back, fuzzy.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Damn, I should have thought of making a thread like this.

Anyway, I come here any day I'm online. But I'm so lazy that I usually just think of posting but don't do it.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Strangely, I think the plethora of new characters has stunted my creativity. With a smaller set to work with it was easier for me to think up gags or work with the characters in interesting ways.

Fuck you, Kaddar!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hey, there's one endless source of humor (for several reasons): the Cowboy. Now that he's used to represent the president, he's got more humor potential than anyone.

As any comedian will tell you, Dubya is the greatest president ever.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I agree, but not with the "fuck you, Kaddar" bit.

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Dad was flammable

That was intended to be ironic. I think.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yes, everyone knows that noone wants to fuck Kaddar.

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Poop.

But I......nevermind....

Kaddar will be my sex slave!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Enough talk about Kaddar. It's all about me, dammit.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I thought you said you were leaving?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

KADDAR'S LEAVING???

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Kaddar is under my desk.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kaddar isn't leaving. He's weaving.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Kaddar leaving is the greatest tragedy since fuzzyman not leaving. :(

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Poop.

True, Pres. Bush has spawned many jokes. But that in turn has made Dubya jokes into a cliche: he's so easy to make fun of, there's no challenge in doing so. Similar to how the Clinton-Lewinsky jokes got really old because the situation made fun of itself. Fortunately, there are plenty of other politicians who do deserve a good ribbing, like Hillary Clinton, Bill Frist, or Arnold.

Back on topic...

Ah, yes. Being busy. Exactly what I will be when college starts again. I do not look forward to the end of Christmas break. I empathize with you, Fuzzyman.

Considering how David Letterman is still milking the Clinton thing, I'd have to say he might have been the greatest president ever as far as comic value goes, even if Bush II and some others had a more diverse comic-worthy repertoire.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Please, Leno AND Letterman are still sucking every last ounce of comedy out of the Clinton Admin, even though the comedy actually dried up a long time ago. To me, George W. Bush and his administration is not a joke. They are deadly serious.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I have to agree, Clinton's escapades were by far the most laughable.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The Puppetmaster - 82 by fuzzyman 10-25-02

I'm not dead, you fool! But... Ah saw y' die! Doctor Phlatulent told me you was dead as a doornail! That was our plan! We knew I couldn't win, so he injected me with a Neural Paralyzser to simulate my death. Ah thought he gave y' Triox compound t' help you with the thin, Iraqi air! You were in the meeting when we planned this! What were you doing all that time? Daydreaming? *Somebody's* gotta be on guard for a terrorist pretzel attack!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Both Clinton's and G.W.'s SNL incarnations are hilarious to me.

Meeting of the Mindsets by ObiJo 12-30-03

I did not... have... sexual relations with that cow... Miss Ellie. WHOO-EEE, boy! You is some kind of animal humper, aincha? That depends on what your definition of the word "is" is. I hear ya. That word gives me trouble too.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.