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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey Tony... you aint looking so Tony no more.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

-Wirthling and Crabby had had one of those kinds of nights again...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

*After an exhausting bar mitzvah, Saul and Chaim collapsed in grandma's parlor

*A riviting insight into a true flophouse

*when mobsters need new furniture

*As the interior designer Christopher Lowell would say "you can do it"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

- "On today's edition of 'This Old House,' Bob Vila will restore a Victorian mansion and show you how to replace blood-soaked floorboards and hide corpses behind a false wall in the basement."

- There wasn't much to occupy people's leisure time before television was invented.

- It is a little-known fact that Charles Dickens was prone to horrific attacks of flatulence.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Fashion Police brutality is on the rise.

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-Tonight on FOX "When Mobsters Attack!"

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Professor Plum, in the study, with the candlestick.

Rhett's first experience of chloroform was an *entertaining* one

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

- The overwhelming failure of Larry's "casual mannequins" idea eventually cost him his job at the department store.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Oh Lurch, get the door will you? Lurch? Oh look... he's been digging up and playing with old friends.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Mommy, Uncle Sven is pining for the fjords again."

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--They just couldn't reach a compromise on the curtains.

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What others say about boorite!

-The aftermath of the first and last LARP of the Feng Shui RPG.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet