It all started with one man: Boinky33. He was forming a band called The The’s. He quickly recruited areallystupidguy to play Tamborine and the group was born. Rabid_Weasle later signed on as a sexy dancer, Inflatable_Man became the band’s triangle player, and dcomposed became the harmonica player. Unfortunately, dcomposed died of a drug overdose just 2 minutes after the band formed. Boinky, in a controversial move, raped dcom’s corpse in the eyehole. It was around this time that Rabid_Weasle mysteriously disappeared. Many speculate that aliens kidnapped him, but it’s more likely that he commited suicide after dcomposed, his secret lover died. Meanwhile, Inflatable_Man and Boinky33 became increasingly sexaholic, and employed the services of a groupie named knkx. He wasn’t enough to satisfy them however, and they raped and murdered an elementary school full of children. This inspired The The’s first and only song: “Donkey Punchâ€. It ranked on the bottom 500 independent single during its first week, and continued to rise to number 156438475 of all time within just 8 days. With Boinky, Inflatable_Man, and stupidguy as the only remaining members of the band, they strained to keep The The’s together. However, Boinky and areallystupidguy had other ideas for a project. Also, stupidguy’s increasing ego clashed with the other members, and all were blaming each other for the band’s low single sales and nonexistent popularity. The broke up, but the story was far from being over.
Boinky33 pursued a solo career. His first solo album “Boinkified†sold a record 4 copies, and his popularity increased. His next CD “Just Boinky failed horribly however, and he left the music industry to become a heroin-addict pizza delivery boy. areallystupidguy tried to return to his band from high school, The Old Guys with Boogie Boards. They wouldn’t let him back into the band though since he lit the lead singer’s hair on fire when he left. He degenerated into an alcoholic loser, and during a hard night of drinking raped a 5-year old female furry named Stacy. 9 months later, Stupid Jr was born. Somehow. The kid was severly fucked up of course, and when Stacy fought in court for custody of Stupid Jr he lost on purpose. The police finally caught up to Inflatable_Man and threw him in prison.
Through the heroin and alcohol however, Boinky33 and stupidguy remembered their loving fans from their days of glory. The two of them brought the band back together for a final reunion tour, during which stupidguy commited suicide live on stage by ingesting his tamborine. The end.
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It's grime time.
