I thought to myself hmm... there are plenty of situations in life where there would be a final panel of a comic with a guy in a trenchcoat, holding a gun, thinking the word "Eeejit" with the splat prop as the other character. Obviously the splat prop represents a person who either got shot or spontaneously combusted, but observe:

Taking One for the Team by little_kitty 1-07-04

What can I get you today, sir? Cheeseburger. Alright, how many? I'll take... one for the team! Eeejit.

Where I Work by little_kitty 1-19-04

So... where do you work? CIA. You? Illegal pamphlet sales. CIA, you say? Yeah. Calgary International Airp... eeejit

Add your own and enjoy the simplicity of the situation.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

scroe and scroe again.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sorry... Had To Do It by Rabid_Weasle 1-19-04

Excuse me, do you have the time? Eeejit. Moh!

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Poop.

Mind Meld by kaufman 1-19-04

Have you finished building the Weapon? Yes, Captain. It should be able to fuse the minds of any two creatures we aim it at. Excellent. Find two earthlings, and test it out on them. Very well, sir. Fusing the minds of that one with the weapon and that one nailed to the tree. ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPP! AHA! Eeejit me, Sissus! AHA! Eeejit me, Sissus!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

One Comic, Three Punchlines (1) by jes_lawson 1-20-04

The plan's working like a dream. The cops are baffled, and I just picked up the bearer bonds! Nothing can stop us now! Eejit! You forgot to ask how many bearer bonds buys a Big Mac and fries!

One Comic, Three Punchlines (2) by jes_lawson 1-20-04

The plan's working like a dream. The cops are baffled, and I just picked up the bearer bonds! Nothing can stop us now! AHA! It is Me! Jesus! Well, shit...

One Comic, Three Punchlines (3) by jes_lawson 1-20-04

The plan's working like a dream. The cops are baffled, and I just picked up the bearer bonds! Nothing can stop us now! Eejit! Well, shit...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.