Can anyone come up with a funny continuation of this strip?

Tobor on the View by fpd 8-12-01

I'm Meredith Viera, and welcome to the View. I'm Star Jones. I'm Joy Behar. I'm Lisa Ling. And I'm Barbara Walters. Our guest today is Tobor the robot. TOBOR WILL <BLEEP> YOU!

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Nope. I started a Tobor strip and this came out.

One of us was surprised by Spankling 8-12-01

He he he. I'll just sneak up behind my honey and scare the crap out of her. Than maybe we'll go have some fun.   *  RAORRRRRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! EEEK!   *  Really? Is this... "Tobor" a friend of yours? When do I get to meet him? OH WAIT! Is Tobor a girl? I've been dying to try a little of that.

And I know... “than” and “then” are two distinct words, which should be used in their (or is that there) proper place.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here's another View strip.

Man on the View by fpd 8-13-01

Hello, I'm Meredith Viera, and welcome to the View. I'm Star Jones. I'm Joy Behar -- and what happened to you, Star? You look like a man. I'm Lisa Ling. Stripcreator.com didn't have any image of black women. You should look at yourself. You look like a green-haired ho. At least I'm still a woman.

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Here's the followup to the last strip.

New Auditions on the View by fpd 8-13-01

I'm Meredith Viera, and welcome to the View. I'm Joy Behar. Star Jones was fired for being a man. After all, the cardinal rule at the View is that you must be a woman ... er, a female. As we did when Debbie left, we will be auditioning various guest hosts for a permanent place on the View. Today's guest host is Beatrice Bunny. I am so pleased to be joining you four lovely ladies today, Barbara.

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Not exactly a continuation of the story, but it's the only Tobor strip I've got.

If you can't beat 'em... by andydougan 8-10-01

Well, I've failed to win the comic contest for the second time. It would seem these philistines don't appreciate my intelligent, incisive satire. They just want to giggle about donkey sodomy and such. And, you know what they say...! RAR! TOBOR MANRAPES CORNHOLES etc etc...

Two losses in a row, eh? When you've had a 50-contest-long losing streak, then you come talk to me.

(Of course, you can't win if you don't play, but still.)

Anyway, I appreciate intelligent, incisive satire. And donkey sodomy too. As long as it's well done and funny, I like it.

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Two losses in a row, eh? When you've had a 50-contest-long losing streak, then you come talk to me.

(Of course, you can't win if you don't play, but still.)

Anyway, I appreciate intelligent, incisive satire. And donkey sodomy too. As long as it's well done and funny, I like it.

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I like intelligent, incisive donkey sodomy.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

But do you like sodomizing intelligent, incisive donkeys?

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

But do you like sodomizing intelligent, incisive donkeys?

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Leave Gabe out of this.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

But do you like sodomizing intelligent, incisive donkeys?

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Kinda like boning the guys from the McNeil/Lear Report?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Isn't donkey sodomy redundant?

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