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Happy now? :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes, but you know who isn't happy?

Your barber!!!

lewl!

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Poop.

Heh! My barber hasn't been happy since I first started growing my hair long. I haven't actually gone to a barber since I was 17.
When I shaved my hair off, I used my mom's clippers.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ha! Funny, D/X. You know who ISN'T happy, though? That freaky kid that likes you. The one who is making that voodoo hair doll out of your follicular misfortune. Yup. He's not happy because his supply is gonna dry up soon.

Isn't that right,........RABID_WEASLE!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I was making it for you Mikey. :(

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Poop.

I want pics to prove DX's impending follically challengedness.

Although ill settle for someone posting the Janet Jackson nipslip from the Superbowl.

Nice Corset too

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This is what everyone originally based it off of.

Of course, it's been reduced to 32 colors, it has the light overhead, and I have very light-colored hair.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

He also slipped and his head landed in a pail of turtle wax.

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Poop.

quote:

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This is what everyone originally based it off of.

Of course, it's been reduced to 32 colors, it has the light overhead, and I have very light-colored hair.

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I've already tried it once man. I hated that look.

I look like a fuckin' skinhead.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

quote:

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I've already tried it once man. I hated that look.

I look like a fuckin' skinhead.

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When I shave my head, I don't look cool and preppy, I look like some angry white-pride motherfucker. I have blue eyes, very fair skin, and blonde hair.

All I'd need is a wifebeater and ugly tattoos.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And a pickup truck on blocks in the front yard.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Nah, that's just white trash.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Your point?

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Poop.

SHAVE YOUR HEAD. If Matt Pinfield can walk around with that gleaming pate and be okay with it, D/X, so can you. Pinfield's got no goddamn eyebrows, either. Don't you know that you might not look as bad as you think you do? Fag?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

OKAY MASTER MIKEY, I WILL DO AS YOU COMMAND! I SHALL SHAVE MY HEAD TO PLEASE YOU. THANK YOU SIR. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER ASSRAPING?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Only if you shave your ass first.

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Poop.

Sweet. Now I'll be able to see myself in the reflection off the back of your head while I'm RAPPING you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.